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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
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One last graft..
 
Hennimore said:
She's not the only one, a lot of people who were crying for Hell House seem to have suddenly found their morals once it was the Twins in the crossfire.
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The video isn't the full length discussion, Tay explains her reasoning and it distills to consent and capabilities. When Sam recommended she box TJ it was done with the knowledge that Sam had taught the basics to both fish and knew that Tay was a collegiate level athlete so she had a reasonable chance at keeping pace with TJ, which she did. The Twins had zero chance of winning which immediately crosses Tay's capabilities threshold and Landon was so drunk he could barely stand when Ben cheap shot him right off the glove touch when boxing him which crossed Tay's consent threshold and is why she criticized it when it happened.

The wiggers HAVE done gender equal challenges during the S1 and S2 finale, stupid shit like remembering Fatty's inane life story or Fatty and Vinny rolling around on the floor requiring Letty and Josie to jump over them. In S2 challenges like Josie running around with a bow shooting the fish or paintball was on equal terms. She's disgusted with the wiggers being lazy as shit and just putting the twins into a situation where they had no hope and ended up getting brutalized even if Drake was attempting to go easy on them.
 
Halloween23 said:
I also think it's hurt her feelings a bit that they've brought back all of the other people they screwed over like Vance, Letty, Binx, and Burt but they can't even be assed to give her free tokens on the site.
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I suspect the way she was in BG crashing out about the 'stalker' and her methhead bf is a lot of this, even if she did redeem with the Cryokeen logging.
 
Hennimore said:
a lot of people who were crying for Hell House seem to have suddenly found their morals once it was the Twins in the crossfire.
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For most people "hellhouse" means "hellhouse for everyone" not "hellhouse for one side while the other has to wrestle 2 girls".
Watching a "big finale" that one side has absolutely 0 chance whatsoever to win just feels like shit.
 
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Bongo is now giving an authentic autistic retard experience in confessional by scrolling until she goes "haha this is funny" and holding her phone up to the camera in silence.

EDIT: She is talking about "Glorp" (?) which is a tiktok channel that posts AI spongebob battle raps, she explained that if you get into it you have to pay attention to the lyrics because there's a deep lore and plot.
 
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Bongo is now giving an authentic autistic retard experience in confessional by scrolling until she goes "haha this is funny" and holding her phone up to the camera in silence.

EDIT: She is talking about "Glorp" (?) which is a tiktok channel that posts AI spongebob battle raps, she explained that if you get into it you have to pay attention to the lyrics because there's a deep lore and plot.
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Glorp is hella funny and there is a whole story about the Bikini Bottom criminal underworld
 
Aidan said:
Talk about culture advancement.
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See, this is why I prefer plain ol' AI Sponge, it doesn't try to mask that it's all about a bunch of sea cartoons being violently gay and having screaming fits, it just puts it all upfront to laugh at instead of pretending it's real YN hood shit
 
Minorityreport said:
Duanye has hooked Burt up with Drake's smelly shoes.
Burt is in silent bliss.

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Really wonder how much of what we saw during the goo-wrestling was the real Burt.
Or did he read the room and thought the funniest thing to do was celebrate violence against the twins?
We may never know.
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Yeah it was a good idea to give this homo 50k
 
Bingo says she dug her fingernails into James Drake's rug-burn wounds during the goo wrestling and feels bad about it.

Bingo goes by "Hale" because Haley sounds too close to Ashley, and it was too confusing.
 
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Jet post tank stream (from his kick https://kick.com/jetnep and was on director cam)

Highlights i remember
ideas for seasons
-survival/camping/innawoods type shit
-space station with resources and pirates that dock to them
-rv picking up hobos and make them sign contract before they can get in
new revelation
-bloodgames episodes are all done but are waiting for something big to release them
 
Maximilian Rez D'Fault said:
Seeing the twins bounce back so quickly is good. I'm not too mad about the ending anymore.
I am still mad about Jet cutting off Antara mid speech. That was actually extremely fucked with how beloved she became.
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He said his first idea was to bring one of the guns up from the basement and shoot her in the face mid-speech but they weren't sure if it was legal. He also said they did end up looking into flying her to atlanta but it was too much work. I guess they didn't let Ghost take over the robot to fuck with Landon because they didn't know he wanted to come on (Landon found out almost immediately; like the first thing he did with his phone was check what Ghost was saying about him being on fishtank)
 
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Mints is hammered and wanted to chat with fish, Twins are busy watching an unreleased Bloodgames edit with Jet (Twins and Jet are both eager to see them on Bloodgames 2) so he grabbed Bashir
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TTS snitched that Laura threw Bashir's shit in the wall so he dug around but didn't find his prayer mat
I like shitting on mints, but he's pretty cool. He's saying they're doing a bonus aura farm challenge and asked Letty to sniff both of them to see who's the smelliest ginger.
He's sperging about Christian demoninations almost as hard as Bashir spergs about Islam. Letty's Orthodox "but Catholic sometimes", Mints said he's "Protestant, I think", and said he's an Adamite later, which I'm guessing was a crusader kings joke to relate to Bashir.
 
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