🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

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I was coming around on him until he said the Protestants were right

I think its worse to think that all Abrahamic religions are united tbh.

 

[The Real Taylor Swift]

Mint's screensaver on his phone is James Drake

e; Bashir started playing Senses Fail, this is why he's my nigga

 

[Unwired Clutter]

Nigga's got less of a chin than Landon

 

[ElAbominacion]

Okay, Bashir is a NY emo fan. Major Bashir W.

 

[Polychromos]

I loved the part when Ben woke up Landon at 4AM to watch Annoying Orange videos. They need to keep doing shit like that.

The best part was that Landon actually liked the Annoying Orange.

 

[Unwired Clutter]

To her credit, "no drinking for the rest of my life" lasted I think 5 days, which beat her last 5-7 promises which lasted a few hours.

 

[Maximilian Rez D'Fault]

He said his first idea was to bring one of the guns up from the basement and shoot her in the face mid-speech but they weren't sure if it was legal.

Imagine how much worse the post-finale vibes would have been if right after handing James the check Jet pulled out a real gun. I feel like half the people in the room would have bolted.

 

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Jet post tank stream (from his kick https://kick.com/jetnep and was on director cam)
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Highlights i remember
ideas for seasons
-survival/camping/innawoods type shit
-space station with resources and pirates that dock to them
-rv picking up hobos and make them sign contract before they can get in
new revelation
-bloodgames episodes are all done but are waiting for something big to release them

Watching this right now and there is some good talk about what makes the show unique.
Jet feels like the live cameraman feed and even director feed has overshadowed what made the show special. He misses the chat spamming rooms in the chat to get people to go to where things are happening. He is very aware that the camera navigation is a core appeal in that it gives people watching a sense of being an active participant.
I think they need to keep director because people watch at work but if they manage to make it more important to navigate I like that. The days I enjoy the most personally are when I ignore director and follow someone around that I want to follow.

 

[Unwired Clutter]

Night 2 of overtime

Bashir said his final goodbyes to Landon and Twins and went to go catch his flight.

Mints is still hammered and deciding to do a bonus overtime hellhouse. He grilled Vimp about what it was like to be in a school schooting and if any of her friends died while Richie spiked her with dodgeballs. He then explained how much he paid Bashir for his clothes and how much he supposed people of other religions would have charged him.

Vimp followed Mints and Richie back up to Jungle where they reactivated the back massager in the plastic box (loud as fuck by the way, it almost drowns the twins talking in the bar) and Mints starts insisting that he is now literally Bashir. Oh yeah at some point they covered Landon in cleaning supplies.

Richie's having a night.
Bongo mentioned they were debating getting a hotel tonight but saved money by sleeping in the house, I assume they're flying out tomorrow

 

[Marche]

rv picking up hobos and make them sign contract before they can get in
new revelation

This worked out great for captain content

 

[Jackpot]

Damn.. unironically this"post credit scene" stuff is helping rewrite the ending of the season to me. Here is Jet apologizing to the Twins about not letting them have a speech. And Bongo saying it is okay because she didn't know what to say and already felt bad they took time away from James Drake while in the closet.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

and I guess "absurd" for lack of a better word.

The Alex B season 3 mindrape during S5 immediately stands out to me. Emma as a fake Binx, Alex's fight or flight taking him into the dining room where the AI picture of him and Binx stunlocks him, then Jet chasing him with Lil Maejok like Sid's sister in Toy Story.

Then of course there's Bliccy, telling a Wired journalist (who is probably writing a hit piece) with a straight face that there haven't been any rapes "this season." Really just Bliccy in general, her character is so great and fits so well in Fishtank.

And of course, who could forget CHICKEN VANCE?

It's that point of the post-season blues where I've resorted to watching clips and reminiscing...

Jet and Ben doing stupid ass bits with the cast members (dragons, aliens, weird talent show mog complete, tiktok dances, little maejok spirit, superfriendbed, date, filming a movie) this is essential to the shows quirky nature

This is why the jeetbot MUST be brought back. This shit is so fucking dumb and so fucking funny.

I shit on the wiggers for their poor sleeping schedule, but at the same time I endorse the bits where they wake the fish up at 4am to make armpit noises then run away giggling (by the way, does anyone have a clip of that bit?) so maybe I'm the problem.

I am still mad about Jet cutting off Antara mid speech. That was actually extremely fucked with how beloved she became.

It was so mean but I'm not gonna lie it was also so funny. To me it was equal parts mean and funny, a perfect equilibrium where I'm mad but I'm also laughing.

I also just had a postseason content idea: kit the sprinter van out as a mobile goo lab, drive down to Arizona, and have the twins make some more goo for old times' sake.

 

[Jimmy Dean Bowl]

Controversial opinion:
I didn't like Antara. I hate Indians. Their accents are rage inducing and having to listen to her botbotbotsaaaaaar was annoying.
RoboJet was hilarious though and they should definitely keep that.

I await a torrent of dumb reacts.

 

[Kitty Cat Man]

Controversial opinion:
I didn't like Antara. I hate Indians. Their accents are rage inducing and having to listen to her botbotbotsaaaaaar was annoying.
RoboJet was hilarious though and they should definitely keep that.

I await a torrent of dumb reacts.

I hate jeets too, but I liked antara precisely because her job was to annoy people like you and me in the audience who seethe at jeets existing but the fish bonded with her.
Successful fuck with the audience bit that lasted the whole show and served as vibe-elevation for the fish since they could just force them to talk to a rambling jeet for 10 minutes and calm down, can't hate it conceptually.

Plus, she's in india and the only job she's taking is "faggot who would pay $1000 to be on fishtank remotely" so fuck it lmao

 

[Spergichu]

One last shot to impress Vimp buddy...
Nevermind

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I just want to remind everyone that there was an entire week where we all thought JD would come out of this as the most cucked Fish of the season.

 

[sex haver]

RoboJet was hilarious though and they should definitely keep that.

I genuinely have zero idea why but Jet on the robot in the middle of the night just going "BEEP BOOP BEEP BOP BEEP BEEP BOOP BOP" while crashing into things was incredibly, outrageously funny to me. Like I mean quite possibly my single number one funniest moment of the entire season.

It was so fucking stupid and I loved it. I might be retarded.

 

[BingBongDingDong]

I would guess that the people that loved antara are the same that got their panties in a twist watching jdrake roughhouse the twins. She was a dime-a-dozen call center jeet.

 

[Rolex]

Controversial opinion:
I didn't like Antara. I hate Indians. Their accents are rage inducing and having to listen to her botbotbotsaaaaaar was annoying.
RoboJet was hilarious though and they should definitely keep that.

I await a torrent of dumb reacts.

I think our fatigue with Indians was what made her so funny. Her accent alone added to the stress of the tank. Anyone who's ever had to call the support line of a billion dollar company immediately recoils at the sound of a slightly garbled Indian barking questions through a phone. Except this one can literally follow you through your home

 

[Rango Dango]

when TJD happens antara should be spared

 

[Jackpot]

I would guess that the people that loved antara are the same that got their panties in a twist watching jdrake roughhouse the twins. She was a dime-a-dozen call center jeet.

"I bet these people I disagree with are tied to this unrelated thing I disliked because I dislike both of them"

Real big brain hour here.