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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
anliteralidiot said:
4. Who was the hoodie guy the night cams went down, and everyone thought Bam relapsed?
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They were asked on TTS when they were sitting in the Bar answering questions. Ben said it was nothing and Jet said "it was nothing we just didn't want him on set at that moment and all of you started acting like crackheads about it."

The person in the hoodie was Bam's friend who helped him with his initial sobriety. There are photos of the guy in a hoodie that looks very similar (hard to directly compare because the camera screens we have are blurry) and he also has the tattoo on his hand akin to the guy in the video. Bingo and Bongo said it was a random guy and then someone else in the house had said "I think it was Bam's friend!"

This part is speculation but it's likely that he was there to support Bam because his trial was the next day (his parents obviously came down for that too so it was clearly hard on him). Bam stormed upstairs to light up a cigarette and was probably just needing a smoke because he was stressed. Again, this part is speculation but yeah, the wiggers said it was a nothing situation and everyone was "being crackheads speculating"
 
mer569 said:
But I wouldn't put it past the wiggers to be spiteful, especially after bingo said that "We made you so much money" during the candy crashout.
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Can't speak for Ben but Jet 100% was spiteful towards them and wanted them to lose. Changing the rules last minute to fuck them over, trying to disregard the poll he just suggested minutes earlier because they won it, his general judging attitude in comparison to Drake. It was like he knew the twins were too autistic to truly call it out so was being really obvious about it to fuck with them.
 
codyroads said:
They were asked on TTS when they were sitting in the Bar answering questions. Ben said it was nothing and Jet said "it was nothing we just didn't want him on set at that moment and all of you started acting like crackheads about it."

The person in the hoodie was Bam's friend who helped him with his initial sobriety. This part is speculation but it's likely that he was there to support Bam because his trial was the next day (his parents obviously came down for that too so it was clearly hard on him). Bam stormed upstairs to light up a cigarette and was probably just needing a smoke because he was stressed. Again, this part is speculation but yeah, the wiggers said it was a nothing situation and everyone was "being crackheads speculating"
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If the wiggers weren’t so hush hush about everything and hadn’t shut the stream down, there wouldn’t be as much speculation.

Jet said that the S4 house was broken into while they were filming. Not S5.
 
at least blane confirmed that the candy elimination was NOT scripted :)
Blackstar said:
In a year their hair should be mostly back to normal in pixie cuts, they already had bobs so it shouldn't take much longer after that to get back to that length. Additionally, Tay offered to send them her $400 wig
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i think theyre happy with the homestuck wigs wiggers bought them
 
codyroads said:
They were asked on TTS when they were sitting in the Bar answering questions. Ben said it was nothing and Jet said "it was nothing we just didn't want him on set at that moment and all of you started acting like crackheads about it."

The person in the hoodie was Bam's friend who helped him with his initial sobriety. This part is speculation but it's likely that he was there to support Bam because his trial was the next day (his parents obviously came down for that too so it was clearly hard on him). Bam stormed upstairs to light up a cigarette and was probably just needing a smoke because he was stressed. Again, this part is speculation but yeah, the wiggers said it was a nothing situation and everyone was "being crackheads speculating"
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I do think it was more than that. Jet does seem to be trying to stop Bam from going into the House, and he calls Ben in a way that seems rather benign, but gets a very immediate response from him.

My theory was always that it was the off duty officer running security on a bonus welfare check on Bam. Bingo and Bongo reported that he was very nice and was a friend of Bams. That's a stronger support for the Relapse-Sobriety Coach(or whatever they call that in AA), but I could also see BingoBongo taking the guy saying "I'm here to make sure Bam is ok" to mean Hoodieman was his friend. Bam's reaction doesn't exactly match up to that, but he could of just had a paranoia bit at a cop coming in asking to speak with him, until Ben was able to give him context for why.

I don't think it's a faultless theory, and Ben and Jet gaslighting us that Bam wasn't going to be the Host anymore definitely threw me off it being a 'nothing'. However, seeing how the event did seem to have no relevancy to Bam's future involvement, I'm back to leaning towards it being a nothing burger similar to my theory.

The Relapse Theory, and Ben and Jet covering it up for Bam's own privacy is also credible to what we know, my opposition to it is entirely gut reaction though.
 
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Blackstar said:
In a year their hair should be mostly back to normal in pixie cuts, they already had bobs so it shouldn't take much longer after that to get back to that length. Additionally, Tay offered to send them her $400 wig
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Longer than a pixie, hair grows ~1/2 in/month so they will be pretty close to their original length after a year
 
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Looks like the wiggers have decided to hire Laura as their hispanic housekeeper
 
S.C.U.D. said:
I still have the Burt goo song stuck in my head. :)
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I was singing it making coffee this morning. I wonder if gen ai music is more sticky because of the way the model is trained. This is like the 10th AI song to get stuck in my head like this.

I also had a stress day dream imagining I was humming it at work and I was forced to interact with a fishtank fan when they recognized it lmao

Tbh this is the only fan base I know that is split down the middle between cultured freak show enjoyers like myself who I wouldn't mind interacting with and autistic invalids who fall in love with, and write novels about, autistic girls and now Muslim lolcows.
 
Landon is on Binx's stream
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Leave my boy alone you hagraven, haven't you done enough? :mad:

Edit: I like how despite the haircut his hair is slowly morphing back into the Xenomorph bump
 
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