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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
⚠️ Bashir Update ⚠️

He's now following disgraced Kiwifarms user Meiwaku a.k.a "split_peach" a.k.a "Sodom_Mei" a.k.a "scultpingqueen" a.k.a "Krista Gibbons" a.k.a "Krista Harada" on X dot com.
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Chuck Shiesty said:
Wild for the twins to go for this instead of Stickermule, which is right fucking there and a bigger cut.
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If I tracked it correctly on Xitter. This bitch already made the shirts during the Fish Bowl which some people were pissed about due to her reputation and then afterwards reupped with the Twins approval.
My speculation would be that she just disingenuously said "I made these shirts, I can give you a cut :)" which the Twins being new and naive to all this thought it was just an easy way to start selling stuff.
 
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Jackpot said:
If I tracked it correctly on Xitter. This bitch already made the shirts during the Fish Bowl which some people were pissed about due to her reputation and then afterwards reupped with the Twins approval.
My speculation would be that she just disengeniously said "I made these shirts, I can give you a cut :)" which the Twins being new and naive to all this thought it was just an easy way to start selling stuff.
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Found it.
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Lol, while trying to find the picture of Jets disgusting toenails for the post below, I found out that the fortune teller in S4 Day 9 asked Aryhe, whether he knows someone named Mei! Ultimate foreshadowing!

else_letter said:
Jet is a strange
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I'm positively surprised how much cleaner Jet looked this season. Season 4 Jet looked like a man that had completely given up. But I would still never go near his toenails, wtf is wrong with Laura?!
Season 4 Jet close-ups:
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Smecker said:
Watch from 24 secs in. After the message Letty said this about Mei " She's probably fat anyways".
She did not know what she looked like at the time, but she was right. Clowned on by two former fish :story:.
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Wasn't the chick on sardine tin with the KF hoodie also fat (and super retarded?). Jets opinion of us ist obviously still dumb, but our track record in the FTL sphere outside this thread is indeed kind of horrendous right now :(

S.C.U.D. said:
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Is she actually trying to whatshisnames horse this situation? She seems to be increasingly desperate. He's kind of in a fucked up position now: she got doxxxed for a chance to be with him (reality: it was just her stupidity). How do you reject someone like that?
 
CoolSixtyNiner said:
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Mei is going to kill Bashir, isn't she.
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Some other gems in there. Her entire timeline is just "I'm 14 and this is deep" shit.
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These are just from the last few days.

Also, her username "Onnabugeisha Cowgirl" is partially a portmanteau of Onna-bushi and Geisha, a noble female warrior and high class prostitute respectively in feudal Japan. She really was made for him I'll give her that.
 
The Mei saga that has happened over the last few days is the single most kino event I’ve seen happen in relation to the show. It’s unbelievable. I can’t believe that, despite the insane embarrassment, she’s still simping on twitter. Bitch Neva learn.


Also, side note, I was re-reading the BMJ thread for shits and gigs and never realized just how prolific she was in that thread. Crazy lil world we have here.
 
MA5B said:
Also, her username "Onnabugeisha Cowgirl" is partially a portmanteau of Onna-bushi and Geisha, a noble female warrior and high class prostitute respectively in feudal Japan. She really was made for him I'll give her that.
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She can easily change her username on Twitter. She just can’t change the @ username part.

It’s highly possible most likely that she changed it after becoming an obsessed simp.
 
MA5B said:
Also, her username "Onnabugeisha Cowgirl" is partially a portmanteau of Onna-bushi and Geisha, a noble female warrior and high class prostitute respectively in feudal Japan. She really was made for him I'll give her that.
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Ackshually I am pretty sure she recently adopted that nickname, because in the sneedchat she said she was half-japanese (lol) and had the same wardrobe as Bashir (lol). People joked she was a bosozoku cowgirl and she loved it.
 
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