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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
SneakEnergy said:
Why is Laura still there? Jet's personal pocket pussy or?
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She is a NEET, like what else is she gonna do? sit on discord with Jimmy?
Honestly her and Jet are probably a good couple though even if she is the type of girl who beats men at minor inconveniences.
 
SneakEnergy said:
Why is Laura still there? Jet's personal pocket pussy or?
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She's local and her current job is "housewife", she's just helping around. Maejok is taking some time off and Letty is also still in the house, but doing nothing. They are doing auditions right now to bring people in/save for S6/other stuff, so I am assuming she will be part of the next content.
 
Conversion therapying yourself over a retarded muslim ginger japanophile is wild, better lolcow content than this season's contestants have produced tbh. Maybe if Landon has a full meltdown once he gets home there will be competition, or if he continues so simp around the Kickhouse that might cause a melty too. Contestants this time around were pretty mild.
 
Im hopeful lando is going back home to his janny kingdom, but the fact he talked about being poached made me think hes going to being Binx and Vimp's wipping boy in perpetuity.
 
Next season when a new girl viewer shows up in thread I hope you all watch her very closely. This show is apparently crack for whack job women.
 
Too many people from Fishtank stream on Kick now. I can kinda see Bashir being somewhat successful since he has some simps but the problem is his simps are largely women and women are poorer than men. If Letty or someone like that makes him leave the house for IRL streams then maybe it could work. Also, why do James, Landon, Blane, Vimp even bother? Blane is fun as a supporting character, James has the personality of a cardboard, Landon is retarded. Even Aryeh, Daniel tried streaming. Why would anyone watch autists without personality?

I think earlier seasons at least had the illusion of a bright future for the contestants. Now with more and more fish/freeloaders crowding the space it is pointless to ridicule yourself unless you are a relatively interesting person who needs some advertising. Even Letty failed at streaming until she moved outside of Fishtank world and banged her way into larger streamer groups. Even Josie with her massive amount of simps barely succeeded. I think BingoBongo will be fine for a year or two before they are back to minimum wage jobs as well. Even Burt failed with his Redditor simps. Letty/Bashir collab can work. Both are boring on their own, fun when around each other. Plus they have similar likes. I hope Letty forces him to an IRL stream.
 
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