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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764

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Gonna be sad to watch Landon simp in vimps live stream chats.
 
Lonjil said:
I remember vaguely someone in this thread mentioning that someone (or a group of people) gifted her tokens/gave her money to send the love letter. Not sure if that was a shitpost or not, but if it was not, it would be really funny lol.
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It was me. I have a crapton of tokens from abusing STOX and will never spend them so I thought it would be funny and I was right because it ended being REALLY REALLY funny.
 

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Big Nasty said:
If you check the chat on Kick, there spamming going on about casting troons for S6, "2 TRANS FOR FISHTANK" and such. There are some tranny crews who are obsessed with FTL and are doing the usual shit of trying to impose trooninism onto anything they like.
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Silly troons. Their moment in the sun is over. Not even their ostensible supporters want to see their freakish faces on a screen anymore.

Anyways, if Jet did that even for shits and giggles, I'd expect Sam to suddenly materialize out of the air and tear him in half in a fit of sheer rage.
 
OrangeJuliusEvola said:
Silly troons. Their moment in the sun is over. Not even their ostensible supporters want to see their freakish faces on a screen anymore.

Anyways, if Jet did that even for shits and giggles, I'd expect Sam to suddenly materialize out of the air and tear him in half in a fit of sheer rage.
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The only way a troon would get on is by somewhat passing, but so far from the auditions we've seen there's no real threat of that.
 
The way Clayton existed on the show is the only way I want to see some troon on my retard show, and even then....disgusting. TTD
 
R9K Insurgent said:
The way Clayton existed on the show is the only way I want to see some troon on my retard show, and even then....disgusting. TTD
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Oh this reminds me, I recently discovered Clayton is heavily involved with Cvatik (specifically his Discord community), the orbiter from a few seasons ago who used to con Fish into photography sessions after they left the tank and the guy that tried to scam Jon. He was also responsible for astroturfing Leah onto Bitchtank.
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MA5B said:
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Looking at her history in the thread, Landon seemed to be Meiwaku's favorite at first, she started to really swoon for Bashir around his elimination and return. She also liked Vicky a lot, there's an alternate reality where Vicky stayed on and became Meiwaku's lesbian crush.

Given the theories we all have, she became extremely parasocially attached to multiple people in the tank due to her life circumstances and mental illness.
 
Fishtank contestants are often mentally ill degenerate weirdos, with embarrassing Internet histories and terrible hygiene, which coincidentally perfectly describes trannies in general.

I want to see one on the tank now that I think of it.
 
CoolSixtyNiner said:
Fishtank contestants are often mentally ill degenerate weirdos, with embarrassing Internet histories and terrible hygiene, which coincidentally perfectly describes trannies in general.

I want to see one on the tank now that I think of it.
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I think you forgot something about Season 5
 
MA5B said:
Some other gems in there. Her entire timeline is just "I'm 14 and this is deep" shit.
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These are just from the last few days.

Also, her username "Onnabugeisha Cowgirl" is partially a portmanteau of Onna-bushi and Geisha, a noble female warrior and high class prostitute respectively in feudal Japan. She really was made for him I'll give her that.
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I hope he doesn't own a bunny because it's going to end up boiled.
 
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