🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

[SenorKrinkle]

It's all part of the right-wing grift. Never trust people perfectly willing to do vile shit and fully mean it, then make a scene out of praying it off or pretending to do other religious shit. It reeks of snake oil and insincerity. I sincerely doubt God's forgiveness works like the fucking AEZAKMI cheat code.

there's a chance Sam is just struggling with things, we shouldn't ignore that, but as a general rule with anyone who gives life advice if somebody stands to gain from you following their advice be skeptical. Sam might get internet points for be le hekin based by referencing Christ but if we look at Nick that's somebody who's sincere. Sam might be grifting (wouldn't surprise me) but he might just be strugglebussin.

Not that anybody cares but in my opinion the greatest example of the "Christian Life" alive today is Shia LaBeouf and there's a greater than 0% chance he's currently getting arrested for something. Christianity of all religions is a struggle, more so than any others, so maybe Sam's struggling, maybe not, but I still wouldn't take religious advice from him.

 

[BlueWave1919]

IIRC he said there was about 188 after the season ended and was shocked that many had stuck around

Jet had a conversation with Laura asking her to make/pull from the pool to make more goo, originally he asked Burt to do it, but Burt is a fucking moron and I don't think he has even made a single goo. I don't remember the exact words that was used but Jet asked Laura and she asked him how much and he said 50 and then she said something that they have more then 50 and he said we have 150 and we need 50 more. I could be wrong but I think the number was 200 for the goo but again maybe they wanted extra goo to sell or some shit who knows.

 

[ratduckowlgymnastics]

Jon was content.

Jon was Jontent

 

[Raven of the Burning God]

That goo is probably going to be camgirl-bathwater level biohazard by the time they mail it to people.

 

[Plasticise]

That goo is probably going to be camgirl-bathwater level biohazard by the time they mail it to people.

When Jet told Laura they needed more, she said she would make more and Jet was confused why she wouldn't just package up the Goo in the tub
"Its got piss in it, and Burts asshole was in it"-Laura
"So? That's a bonus for the basement members then. You either get a normal one or one with Piss and Burts ass in it."-Jet

 

[BlueWave1919]

Jet had a conversation with Laura asking her to make/pull from the pool to make more goo, originally he asked Burt to do it, but Burt is a fucking moron and I don't think he has even made a single goo. I don't remember the exact words that was used but Jet asked Laura and she asked him how much and he said 50 and then she said something that they have more then 50 and he said we have 150 and we need 50 more. I could be wrong but I think the number was 200 for the goo but again maybe they wanted extra goo to sell or some shit who knows.

So I was having a hard time looking for that original conversation he had with Laura but I found this instead which might help, He says they need 200 goo near the end of this clip.

 

[Plasticise]

Bashir was defending his LetterBoxd reviews and was trying to find if Letty had one, and she told him hers. IDK if this was ever known before.

https://letterboxd.com/ninz/

Nothing crazy on it, other than the last movie she reviewed was in 2021... and was Bratz 4: Passion 4 fashion - Diamondz

 

[Unwired Clutter]

Spoiler: Bingo Sketch Lore

General Sketches


Background guy, mangrow/banegrow? He doesn't work for the main corporation, he's a journalist and conspiracy theorist

Ironically, Bongo can graft visions while not knowing how to frame a camera, and Bingo can graft sounds while not knowing how to speak into a microphone, so I can just say she might have said the word "librarian" while holding this up


This one has nothing to do with her comic but she flipped to this page and said "fetoids.............." then moved on like it was obvious what that was

The white characters are from a completely different story, bottom left is the main character, his name is Zebediah. Or Z.

More Zebediah-or-just-Z, it's a horror story.


"My other guy"

"Weisenheimer and ugly-ass background character

"Another little-ass random background character"
She named this guy fucking "Gleeb", she did this sketch and realized it was just Ketos (see below)

Damnation Corportaion
Main cast:
Vanguard Weisenheimer Jr: Main character and CEO. He's like a Michael Scott character, incompetent egotistical insecure. He originally represented pride.

Bingo says she's spent years simplifying all the character's designs, which after seeing their less refined works makes sense.

Earlier design

Malody Mergomeiser: also worked with Grampus, she wanted to be the next CEO but she didn't get it because of nepotism and hates Vanguard. She's a smarter, more competent version of Zim, but hides her hate more. She is primarily driven by wanting to be CEO. Represented Wrath.

Minor Characters:
Behema Baraphnam: big hairy orange demon lady, kinda a bully character, she usually uses her words instead of her strength. She's an accountant and decent at her job Gluttony

Older design

Animus Goatson: Little satyr. Loves his job. Really respects Vanguard and doesn't see how incompetent he is. Clumsy/ditzy but is dedicated to his job

Old design


Attacko the Dragon, he has a friend who's a fat blue dragon named Defendo, which they both think represent them. They came from a scary-ass dream Bingo had where it was like Happy Tree Friends, bro. (kino)


Defendo

Lamberds/Stags:






Very old Lamberds (I notice there are no early sketches of Stags, Flora, or Fauna)


WIP/Abandoned OC: Lindsay the unicorn or something:

Lindsay

Her mom who dies because Lindsay accidentally evicerates her with her horn after being born. (she seems to be taking it well)

Lindsay's dad. It's kinda like Bambi so Lindsay's father is badass.
She came up with everything then realized it was a Bambi ripoff. (Bongo loves Bambi because it was one of the first animated movies)

Other guys:

Bongo tries to guess, gives up. He name is Ketos.

Bingo quizes bongo's on this guy's name. Bongo doesn't remember. It's Larky

"I'm sure you remember this dude's name. Come on no way you forgot this guy's name"
"Ketos Larky and........"
"K-...."
"Kratom"
"Cornes!!"
"you should change his name to Kratom"
"His NAME is Cornes because it means something in like Latin it means like horn in Latin. He's like a unicorn cuz he's got one horn I'm not naming him freaking Kratom"

If they keep their promise of streaming 3-4 hours a day 6-7 days a week I will save you and I all the trouble and kill myself.

 

[ratduckowlgymnastics]

Random clips from the Twins' streams.

Get fucked loser

Throwing Romans:

 

[Autistic Integrity]

Back from the lab managed to compress bingo and bongos stream down to 225mb
I PRESENT..."TEST" their latest masterpiece
Source: https://kick.com/bingobongo-twins/

 

[Duckitis]

Also noticed Aryeh followed me on twitter, Cya later virgins

Id fucking rope my self if aryeh followed me on twitter

Stuff like this is why it's hard to justify giving these idiots money, infinitely so when the show is over. No official downtime announcement saying when they'd be back up or anything, you have to be on the site getting told by mints or fans some vague "come back in a day or two" stuff. Why is it so hard to say "We'll be back Wednesday, check out the Season 3 episodes in the meantime fishtank.live/watch/episodes" or something?
It's absurd how they can't get really basic communication down, yet are keen on recurring subscriptions.

Telling yall 3 days sets expectations not saying shit leaves them time to do what they want, its off season honestly who gives a shit the suprises are nice somtimes

 

[Florian]

No way the twins will be able to stream 6-7 days a week 3-4 hours each day for a prolonged period of time. It's going to be another Shinji situation of going too hard at it and burning out in the process.
And the twins were my favorite during the show but let's be honest here, they don't seem that interesting outside the tank. During the show they were able to do these hour long confessionals each day because there was stuff happening around them, but I feel if they just hang out in their womancave day in day out they are quickly going to run out of things to talk about. Even the streams last night weren't that great. Plus not even their biggest fans are not going to stick around watching two autists draw and yammer about their autistic universe every single day a month from now. So if they actually want to have a decent streaming thing going on, they need to figure out real fast how to keep the momentum going.

 

[Rache Bartmoss]

No way the twins will be able to stream 6-7 days a week 3-4 hours each day for a prolonged period of time. It's going to be another Shinji situation of going too hard at it and burning out in the process.
And the twins were my favorite during the show but let's be honest here, they don't seem that interesting outside the tank. During the show they were able to do these hour long confessionals each day because there was stuff happening around them, but I feel if they just hang out in their womancave day in day out they are quickly going to run out of things to talk about. Even the streams last night weren't that great. Plus not even their biggest fans are not going to stick around watching two autists draw and yammer about their autistic universe every single day a month from now. So if they actually want to have a decent streaming thing going on, they need to figure out real fast how to keep the momentum going.

Since they appeal to people who like Josie, they need to collab with her ASAP to keep the momentum and get a drip of her audience. Not to mention, they are both from the same state.

 

[JawnClawdVanDamn]

The twins have a short shelf life sadly IMO. While it does seem like they have talents at drawing the only real difference from them and the million other commission artists on Twitter is that they were on Fishtank. The only fans who will be repeat customers will be the problematic parasocial fans. Their big dream is to make an animation but seem to have zero skills on creating digitally which is the only way cartoons are made beyond passion projects nowadays. I wish the best for them but just sitting around drawing fan characters to an increasingly small audience will not pay bills long term.

 

[Big Nasty]

"TEST" their latest masterpiece

Is "TEST" going to be the new "chillin"?

 

[mil]

What the twins need is some tech/biz experienced and highly preferably non-fan connections. Especially with technology and business they seem to be very unexperienced. Their parasocial fans are going to abuse that vector.

But it doesn't look too bad, considering things like:

Edmund has already reached out to them to add their voices to Mewgenics according to Bongo, they just have to record their lines and send them in

Bongo is in contact with Tayleigh and they mentioned wanting to collab with Josie.

Also it has only been a few days..

I remember Jet showing the basics about streaming to Josie and Letty. Might have been a good thing after all. They seem to do fine.

 

[else_letter]

All I really want is for Twins to come back for BG2. Kind of crazy actually that half the S5 cast should come back for a BG season. It was a good cast.

 

[Halloween23]

Tayleigh would be a good influence on them. She has experience with streaming, running an art business, and internet creeps. She's fundamentally anti-jewish too so she won't take advantage of them.

 

[bookers]

Tayleigh would be a good influence on them. She has experience with streaming, running an art business, and internet creeps. She's fundamentally anti-jewish too so she won't take advantage of them.

agree. shes the one. plus they both got shaved so they have that in common too.

 

[Strong like Bruce Willis]

agree. shes the one. plus they both got shaved so they have that in common too.

They also got fucked out of the main prize because of production bias.