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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%

  • Total voters
    765
Watched the twins stream and maybe I'm a certified Bingo hater but she was just complaining and annoyed the entire time.

She really is just an energy drain on Bongo.
 
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I really, really hope that amends can be made with Jan for Xavier's return. Bloodgames or not. He's more a part of Fishtank than Frank or Fatty imo.
 
Is that the one that refuses to work IRL?
Tbf Bingo is extremely autistic, malnourished and childish. She’s barely functioning, and I don’t think the loss of her nutrients inside the womb did her IQ and general development any favors. I don’t blame her for trying to get qualified for some sort of disability.
 
Correct.

Bongo said at one point during Fishtank that she was working two jobs at once to pay for rent and take care of Bingo and herself.
After seeing how much random junk they spend money on I think their real problem is being bad with money.
 
I don't believe Bongo when she says she works two jobs to support her, her mom, and her sister, but was somehow able to take a month off. What mom would be ok with gambling on her sperg daughters winning a contest by losing a month of income if it meant the three of them might end up homeless? I believe they've been behind on rent before, but their mom doesn't seem irresponsible besides her bad choice in men when she was younger.

I also don't really think she's lying, just that neither of them seems to have enough life experience to understand what things actually cost. It's probably just a few part time retail pity shifts here and there to help with bills and buy her and Bingo crayons and weed. I could be wrong, but their handling of the candy and thinking it was way more than it was makes me think they have trouble with concepts like money.

And Bingo needs to go to a Dr. for her ana-chan malnourishment, that's why she's always cranky and sleeping. She never got those nutrients back from Bongo lol
 
I don't believe Bongo when she says she works two jobs to support her, her mom, and her sister, but was somehow able to take a month off.
I believe Bongo never said this was her current state, just something that happened for some duration in the past.

A small funny thing from the stream they did was Bingo apparently left art (community?) college to go on FT, but she was failing anyway so it wasn't a big sacrifice.
 
Bingo can definitely work some part time easy shifts at a grocery store. I have seen many people with downs working as baggers, if they can do it, she can do it.
 
A small funny thing from the stream they did was Bingo apparently left art (community?) college to go on FT, but she was failing anyway so it wasn't a big sacrifice.
I hope those community college art classes were free. Her "art" is just Chris style hand drawn Homestuck OC character sheets.
What a waste of perfectly good nutrients :lossmanjack:
ETA regarding retards bagging groceries, those stores get paid to let tards work there, but they have to be legal tards on tugboats. A tard with no papers isn't a desirable hire because they have to actually pay them.
 
I hope those community college art classes were free. Her "art" is just Chris style hand drawn Homestuck OC character sheets.
What a waste of perfectly good nutrients :lossmanjack:
ETA regarding retards bagging groceries, those stores get paid to let tards work there, but they have to be legal tards on tugboats. A tard with no papers isn't a desirable hire because they have to actually pay them.
Did not know that, but still, it would do Bingo good just trying to do something, no matter how trivial. Living life as a NEET is no different then being dead.
 
Did not know that, but still, it would do Bingo good just trying to do something, no matter how trivial. Living life as a NEET is no different then being dead.
And most people on tugboats do not want to work, because it will then take away from the tugboat. Why would you want to go work if you can get paid the same for doing nothing? This is why Chris Chan never got a job IIRC.
 
Bongo said that the first time she had a disposable income she spent $2000 on robux in a year, and then she swore off Roblox. With bingos earnings, shes about to clear out every local goodwill's creepy doll inventory.

ETA regarding retards bagging groceries, those stores get paid to let tards work there, but they have to be legal tards on tugboats. A tard with no papers isn't a desirable hire because they have to actually pay them.
Additionally, the money those tards make are below minimum wage. Those jobs aren't really for a stable income, it's more to give them something to do and keep them active.
 
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