🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%

  • Total voters
    765
Yeah, Bam added literally nothing to the show and actively ruined a few bits by spoiling shit. I didn't grow up with CKY/Jackass so maybe I just don't get it but it seems like a lot of you millennial uncs are blinded by nostalgia.
you just had to be there man
 
Yeah, Bam added literally nothing to the show and actively ruined a few bits by spoiling shit. I didn't grow up with CKY/Jackass so maybe I just don't get it but it seems like a lot of you millennial uncs are blinded by nostalgia.
I like Bam, Bam had his moments.

But this is also not the same Bam from back in those days. Beside the fact he was very much not committed to being the host in any real way. He was closer to the same role Alex Stein plays. Any arguments go out the window for him when the literal finale challenge didn't even have him as one of the judges.

But him popping in next season to fuck around and leave I would be totally fine with.
 
The Tiger is going to be on The Ghost Show on Baller Friday (I'm going to assume that's this Friday's show)
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Since we had a lot of new fans this season, and the TTS songs were extremely popular, I thought I'd post Jet and Bex's magnum opus before the era of AI TTS music hit the tank:
 
I think bingo is just fucked up and malnourished and that's why she can't work. Seems to be pretty recent too, like she was a normal weight until a couple years ago then started wasting.
Bingo and Bongo explained that when they lived apart from each other for a while that Bongo gained a lot of weight and Bingo lost a lot of weight. Idk the dates of the older pictures, but they talked about it in the past tense, as if Bingo wasn't underweight right now, so I'm not sure how recent that issue actually started to become a thing.

It's true that Bingo could probably work some kind of job just fine, but she defeneatly qualifies more for a tugboat than a lot of people who are on it. Depending on the job, I think she's "special" enough that giving her some kind of accommodations would be justified as well. Due to the KF threads I frequent, I might have a skewed look on this, but opposed to a lot of other tugboat enjoyers, she defeneatly has real issues, which might not completely disappear with therapy and a good dose of tough love.
 
Landon called Ghost a lolcow the entire season, only to become a lolcow himself. How long before he's streaming games to 5 viewers on Kick? Who tells these people to stream video games in the first place?
 
Landon called Ghost a lolcow the entire season, only to become a lolcow himself. How long before he's streaming games to 5 viewers on Kick? Who tells these people to stream video games in the first place?
Because most people on Fishtank don't know how to be entertaining when they are alone or out of the tank.
 
Who tells these people to stream video games in the first place?
Most of them don't and its a net negative, they just stream reacting to chat for hours and bleed viewers because they don't have a magnetic personality. That is something you can only pull off if you are in the 2 thousand viewer range to begin with or extremely simpable
 
Bashir rated S5 Fishtank contestants and free loaders on stream last night. He rated them off how much he found them funny personally.
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He put Vimp and Binx towards the bottom, and made a new category for Emma and Laura
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He’s also repeated on this stream and the first one that Laura is the only one who still hasn’t said anything to him since he was eliminated. Even Beth and Vicky have reached out. Beth was in the chat briefly last night.
Laura actually hates Bashir.
 
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