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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
Bring up gay sex and watch Burt's face light up.
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He's telling war stories from his many, many sodomy sessions including one white twink that was into feederism.
Plasticise said:
Drake has JD on his stream right now

JD just confirmed that his "GF" is not actually his GF
"We were not exclusive"
"I just wanted a way to offset the JD gay thing"
"It was an only online thing. We just talked sexy in DM's"

JD's faggotry continues to grow
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Getting trolled by callers lmao
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HE'S A CUCK
HE WAS NEVER EXCLUSIVE
HIS GIRL WAS A REDDITOR WHO FUCKED OTHER MEN
 
Unwired Clutter said:
Allegedly wiggers were tracking JD Gays and when he left people had spent $660k on it
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This is total retard math that people were doing on the list Mints posted, that showed "JD GAY" was mentioned 22,000 thousand times.
This is not 22,000 separate messages that said JD gay, but 22,000 total uses of it, so a single message that has it 30 times counts for 30 of those mentions.
22,000x30$ per message equals the 660k he quotes.

EDIT: I looked up the list mints posted, and JD was mentioned a total of 7500, and GAY was used 4500, and faggot was used 2500 times when he left the show.
The list also says that the total TTS's sent up until that point was only 20,000 so no idea how he got the 660k number, when they hadn't even made that much off of TTS yet at that point.
Even adding those all up and using the max TTS price of 35$ per TTS still falls way short of 660k. Im guessing the wiggers just told him that to make him feel good and hes too stupid to have worked that out yet.
 
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Unwired Clutter said:
"What's going on with the name"
"Oh it's real I'm not joking"
"No, it's the whole thing with Jet....apparently doing stuff with ladies, but that's why Jet boxed me, I made a comment when I was drunk I was like 'oh Beth did they bring you on to bring you downstairs to be productions cumbunny' and Jet came up and was like 'we're fighting' "
"Woah that's crazy.... Hey man, real quick you got a question for us or anything?"
"No, no I just wanted to......no"
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“Guys I acted like a totally unlikable douche because production asked me to”

*immediate next comment is talking shit*

I hope he has a much larger internet footprint so we can get a thread on him.
 
Unwired Clutter said:
James, for the 4th stream in a row, is inviting random people into the call and making everybody uncomfortable
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Drake mogging random terminally online fishtank fans saves my opinion of him

Ancient Pioneer said:
Hell no. The only people watching it are the most desperate slop watchers who will tolerate the most trash shit possible.
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Average Diamond Gang Fan
 
Unwired Clutter said:
James, for the 4th stream in a row, is inviting random people into the call and making everybody uncomfortable
"What's going on with the name"
"Oh it's real I'm not joking"
"No, it's the whole thing with Jet....apparently doing stuff with ladies, but that's why Jet boxed me, I made a comment when I was drunk I was like 'oh Beth did they bring you on to bring you downstairs to be productions cumbunny' and Jet came up and was like 'we're fighting' "
"Woah that's crazy.... Hey man, real quick you got a question for us or anything?"
"No, no I just wanted to......no"
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James Drake not knowing any Fishtank lore and having dumbass Landon explain everything to him is a hilarious bit on these streams.

James inviting randoms onto the call is, ironically, very True Capitalist Radio of him. Ghost's true protégé is actually the Dragon.
 
Plasticise said:
So they are still at the Miami house
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She could just be going through her old photos during the long-ass drive and posted something from days ago.

On the topic of long-ass drives, Ben and/or Jet could get an LSA cert so flying is an option Recent changes allow up to four-seat aircraft (though officially still restricted to one passenger), but you can usually find forums that'll tell you what airports have anyone who gives a shit, so they could get Ben, Jet, and two crew (Richie and Letty (?)) around without leaving an overly suspicious paper trail. I suppose it depends whether their time is that valuable. Or maybe these roadtrip cams in rented minivans pay for themselves.
 
I just turned on Diamond's stream and she's paying two homeless people like $180 to get face tattoos saying Fuck Jet Neptune. These two are creepy af, the white dude with the scribbles on his face is probably a sex offender forced into homelessness and the black guy is high as fuck on K2 & genuinely creepily, he's the scary kinda retarded. The second screenshot is Diamond asking the charcoal skinned gentlemen his name and he said "idk man whateva you wanna call me idk" and said some gibberish, i think they settled on Rod. Both these guys are retarded as fuck and give the ick. They are both clearly sexually interested in Diamond which is probably the whole reason they are going along with all of this along with the money, they seem more interested in her than the money. They are both dressed in stained, filthy, wrinkled, hole-riddled clothes.

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Claire is having a drunk "I was raped" stream again, but this time she went against Shadi and blamed her for making her life a living hell by leaking her private messages.

 
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