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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 168 22.0%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.1%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    763
They are now in the tattoo shop with scribble face named Hugh rapping & singing. Charcoal man hasn't appeared again since they got to the shop that i've seen Screenshot 2026-04-29 231445.png
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muffdiver said:
I just turned on Diamond's stream and she's paying two homeless people like $180 to get face tattoos saying Fuck Jet Neptune. These two are creepy af, the white dude with the scribbles on his face is probably a sex offender forced into homelessness and the black guy is high as fuck on K2 & genuinely creepily, he's the scary kinda retarded. The second screenshot is Diamond asking the charcoal skinned gentlemen his name and he said "idk man whateva you wanna call me idk" and said some gibberish, i think they settled on Rod. Both these guys are retarded as fuck and give the ick. They are both clearly sexually interested in Diamond which is probably the whole reason they are going along with all of this along with the money, they seem more interested in her than the money. They are both dressed in stained, filthy, wrinkled, hole-riddled clothes.

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A creepy black guy interested in a fat white blond lady is a tale as old as time
 
tururu said:
They are lowkey flirting. They are even singing autisticly together. Any friends of Meiwaku here? We need a 24/7 rope watch on her ASAP.
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>autistic together
>singing together
>he's a fan, she was a fish (read this in avril lavigne's voice)
>we can safely assume she does not dye her armpits
>we can also relatively safely assume she is not into decapitated lolicon gunpoint sex
>in RPG terms, tay uses one slot, mei obviously uses two, so bashir would still have three wife slots in his party

welp
ishallah I guess
 
I ship Tayleigh and Bashir, they'd be good together lmao. Chud wife for an autist muslim cowboy. Aside from that, I'll glaze Tayleigh in that she's just a pretty cool lady, I watched her streams for a bit when she started, she's good at talking to/reading her chat and is all around good at being relatively interesting or good at making a funny joke here and there.
 
Plasticise said:
This is total retard math that people were doing on the list Mints posted, that showed "JD GAY" was mentioned 22,000 thousand times.
This is not 22,000 separate messages that said JD gay, but 22,000 total uses of it, so a single message that has it 30 times counts for 30 of those mentions.
22,000x30$ per message equals the 660k he quotes.

EDIT: I looked up the list mints posted, and JD was mentioned a total of 7500, and GAY was used 4500, and faggot was used 2500 times when he left the show.
The list also says that the total TTS's sent up until that point was only 20,000 so no idea how he got the 660k number, when they hadn't even made that much off of TTS yet at that point.
Even adding those all up and using the max TTS price of 35$ per TTS still falls way short of 660k. Im guessing the wiggers just told him that to make him feel good and hes too stupid to have worked that out yet.
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Does that include the SFX? There were two JD gay songs that played almost constantly and SFX costs more than TTS.
 
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