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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 168 22.0%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.1%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    763
Smecker said:
I could’ve sworn that there was literally a picture of him sitting next to his allegedly online only girlfriend, when he got phone booked
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No photos, but he's said they moved in together and have a third roommate.

I'm inclined to think most everything JD said about himself is fake and gay and he's just a tech bro with two roommates he found on the 'cord and they all fuck one another.
 
Smecker said:
In any case the “production told me to be a vibe nuke” is also a bit fishy. Sure they could’ve encouraged him, but I don’t think it was an act. There’s also the fact that he changed his story regarding the condom/open relationship thing multiple times on the tank.
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They described him as a vibe nuke in the audition stream right after watching his. Probably where he pulled that from.
Its also not completely without precedant for the wiggers to try and cover for fish after they leave the tank to try and pull heat off of them, so it could be they told him to say that after he left.
Bezo did say they gave him specific instructions before he entered the house though, like to play up the discord mod stuff. Could be they all got some form of instructions.

Although as Letty and Vance said in season 1, even if you intend to play a character when you enter the house, its impossible to not just end up being yourself since you are on camera 24/7
 
A season full of aspiring actors trying to play a character would be so good. They'd have to only have a general idea of Fishtank though, no fans.

Start with like 15 people so all the early walkouts don't harm the vibe. More people equals more content early on on anyway, which is a good thing. We'd only start to get to know them as people about halfway through when the characters are completely cracked, which would keep people watching even in the lulls of the late season.
It also would keep peepee poopoo tank from happening so early and blowing everything up.

One of my favorite parts about S3 was the restraint of the TTS for the purpose of the "AI House" narrative (sans a few "J"s lmao) and how it slowly broke and devolved right before the reveal. They should go for the same sort of thing again. Hearing someone be called a faggot on day 1 is funny but wears out within a couple weeks. There was so much more potential with the fake AI, it would be fine to reuse it.
 
Plasticise said:
I saw Betty was on Drakes stream watching the season 1 episodes with him, so i went to her kick channel to see what shes been up to.



Putting hot sauce in her vagina on stream is what shes been up to.
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The next-level Jewel Rancid.

S.C.U.D. said:
Crazy Gang Angie is the best Angie in FT history. She always tries to be involved and drive content without going too wacky, but she also knows (at least moreso than Kevin) when to shut up and take a backseat to things more interesting than her. I wouldn't mind seeing her again, even if she did fuck Damiel.
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You contradict yourself a little here. She's not the best 'Angie in FT history' if this isn't Fishtank. Also, she sounded and looked retarded. Yeah, of course she'd fuck Damiel; he was the closest thing to a black person in the house.
 
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Halloween23 said:
do we watch completely different shows?
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Maybe I'm just a Don McLean fan, but I think the "hey, can you hop out and get $10 on pump #4" bits would make up for it.
Plasticise said:
Putting hot sauce in her vagina on stream is what shes been up to.
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She seems fun in a depressing squalor sort of way.
 
Was watching a vod of the twins' stream, and caught this in the browser autocomplete: they have looked at this thread
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Sunflower Sunrise said:
Was watching a vod of the twins' stream, and caught this in the browser autocomplete: they have looked at this thread
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Mentioned this in chat but they used this for an afk screen. It is also possible that its been spread around on other places, but I took it and the loop and framing is the same.
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Unwired Clutter said:
Which one of you has the clip of twins getting tied together and INSTANTLY playing with it like a jumprope for basically the rest of Jet's speech/explanation?
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I got this
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S.C.U.D. said:
Crazy Gang Angie is the best Angie in FT history
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Most pleasant surprise of the stream, I imagine she's what they hoped Vimp would be. Knew her role and played it while needing no coaching, and then had her own side quests on top of it.
ElAbominacion said:
Also, she sounded and looked retarded.
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That's just the QC debuff, they're all like that
 
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