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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%

  • Total voters
    765
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Landon is going to take HIV tests on stream today.
Landon took two tests, currently waiting for results.

Edit: Landon isn't HIV positive :)
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Twins need their own webcomic or some kind of subscription-based project. Pity simping will fade as soon as the next season starts, probably in 2026. Their art is bad, but before people realize the Twins are nontent like they did with Josie, they should capitalize on as many ideas as possible instead of doing low-effort 24-hour streams. They need to build a core audience by moving outside of Fishtank, like Josie did.

I hope Bashir tries some unconventional collabs instead of sticking with the usual vampire crowd like Binx, Vimp, Jimmy, James, Mizzy, Angelina, Greg, Aryeh, and Jobe, the eternal fishtank orbiters. He should meet in real life not Discord with people like Josie, Vicky, Kimmee, Ellie, Sylvia, Bliccy, other muslims like Charls Carroll's wife and others who are familiar with Fishtank but not eternal orbiters. He might pull it off because he has feminine interests like poetry, fashion, and traveling and he is violent against women which is a panty dropper. He has collab'd with Burt, Landon, Alex, James. Their fans are either homosexuals or into lolcows they are not gonna watch a muslim be autistic. He has to go on a quest to gather his 4 promised wives: Kayla, Tayleigh, Vicky, Letty and Meiwaku as a concubine and the house slave.
Bashir is doing an IRL stream with his wigger friend 'Kemosabe' in Tampa next week, so we'll see. He's been bleeding viewership this past week, his last stream didn't get over 200 peak concurrent viewers.
 
I'm not sure it's a coincidence Damiel made everyone ceviche the night before they got sick. Aryeh didn't even really wash his hands before cutting the tomato. Don't eat raw shellfish served by a wigger.
What's even funnier is they went back and forth for a few minutes after he started cooking it whether or not 30-40 minutes was too long and if it would dry out
 
Binx is apparently now doing music under the name Binxio. Her first (and so far only) release on Spotify was Feb 14th 2026.

I like post-punk music but her song is straight ass. I ain't hating though, I wish her all the success in the world (so that she gets the fuck away from Fishtank).

There doesn't seem to be any signs of support from Mizzy as a fellow artist which is funny. Are there any clips of Mizzy reacting to the song?



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Binx is apparently now doing music under the name Binxio. Her first (and so far only) release on Spotify was Feb 14th 2026.

I like post-punk music but her song is straight ass. I ain't hating though, I wish her all the success in the world (so that she gets the fuck away from Fishtank).

There doesn't seem to be any signs of support from Mizzy as a fellow artist which is funny. Are there any clips of Mizzy reacting to the song?


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Mizzy did it first and better
Total mizzy mog
Binx get raped a lil bit whore.
 
I'm really surprised just how angry some of the fanbase is over Ice Big Brother. Do newfags not know that all of this started because Sam watched Ice Poseidon lock some people in a closet?
 
I'm really surprised just how angry some of the fanbase is over Ice Big Brother. Do newfags not know that all of this started because Sam watched Ice Poseidon lock some people in a closet?
Fishtank and CX fans are BOTH retarded
For me it's not that Icepiss is copying fishtank it's that he is Icepiss and it's going to be nontent litty streamer house with selfie sticks and no n words allowed and even worse scripting.
Fishtank for goys.
 
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Most of that is Bingo repeating stuff that Bongo said when she was drunk in the dorms explaining how the Jews that escaped the holocaust were satanic beings who went on to do 9/11 and conspire to make us all poor. It's still the recording I'm the most pissed about losing.

Sounds like you are describing this maybe? I remembered this clip from twitter.
I remember another night, maybe later in this same night where Bongo, Bashir and Drake were talking about Jews and Bashir pretty much said i agree with you about the Jews but lets not talk about it on the show.
 
Binx is apparently now doing music under the name Binxio. Her first (and so far only) release on Spotify was Feb 14th 2026.

I like post-punk music but her song is straight ass. I ain't hating though, I wish her all the success in the world (so that she gets the fuck away from Fishtank).

There doesn't seem to be any signs of support from Mizzy as a fellow artist which is funny. Are there any clips of Mizzy reacting to the song?


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A pre-loaded rhythm track plus vocals auto-tuned to death. We should congratulate Casio for creating Binx's new song. Horrible and plastic, much like Binx herself.
 
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Sounds like you are describing this maybe? I remembered this clip from twitter.
I remember another night, maybe later in this same night where Bongo, Bashir and Drake were talking about Jews and Bashir pretty much said i agree with you about the Jews but lets not talk about it on the show.
Yeah it was like 10 minutes and she tied it into satanism and how mirrors are evil but this was the meat of it.
 
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