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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 168 22.0%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.1%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    763
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diamond went live a while ago
gay guy is still there
his arm is now in a sling for some reason
 
Jet live back at the Season 5 house. Laura showed up, had Freddy on the phone.
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Talking about the Sprinter, how they need a complicated addition - a backup battery for the camera rigs.
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They may get a bunch of streaming setups going in the house, as the Sprinter will take a few more days for that last part.


Laura has been feeding stereotypes with remarkable cleaning skills, apparently, and connections with cheap labor.
Whole house repairs estimated around $20k. Apparently past seasons had far higher repair estimates. (Season 2 was probably the highest, I imagine.)
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Aryeh briefly pops in.
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Laura laying down like a dog, listening in, after Jet told her "Down! Down!"
First time Aryeh and Laura have been on camera together?

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The two smile up at Aryeh as he brushes his teeth on stream.
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Now Jet is cleaning his ridges with one of those smiley face sponges.
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Mints cameo on spatank.
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Aryeh eating a marshmallow as they hit the front page of Kick.
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Laura has made a medical stash for the wiggers. She is the new tank mom. Even labeled everything.
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Aryeh has only noticed her monkey outfit now. Asks her if she realizes it is racist.
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Aryeh has grabbed Josie's chair and a "plantation owner hat."
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Damiel molesting Aryeh.
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Now Laura is trying to assault Aryeh with her "weapon," discarded panties she found while cleaning.
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"If Vimp had these she would've already sold them for 800 bucks."
"Laura has collected underwear from every member of the show."

Aryeh going into detail about the ethics of touching someone else's underwear.
Laura now offering Aryeh her own underwear, with her consent; "ethically sourced."
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Talking about the Sprinter, how they need a complicated addition - a backup battery for the camera rigs.
Wiggers are retarded.

Any guy with a work truck or an RV knows you can just get a power inverter for your vehicle to be able to charge batteries as it runs. You can get that shit at Home Depot, Harbor Freight, probably Walmart.

I was playing Xbox in the back of a car in 2004 with one, you can charge camera batteries all day easily.
 
Laura said she found "the weapon" in her car, and went to go get it. Jet asked Aryeh about his comments on the twins and he set a hard line about not discussing that.
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Jet said "the weapon" would help with that and Laura pulled out some panties she found and chased Aryeh around the room with them. Laura claimed that she found underwear from every fish, freeloader, and production.

Jet claimed it was Bongo's.
J "You're making Aryeh's brain searching 'fake disgust face' "
J "What if it was Binx's underwear"
L "I have that"
J "Oh go get it"
A "I mean if it was binx's underwear it'd still be wrong to touch without permission"

Laura is now saying she will call every female fish (it is 3AM on the dot) to ask permission for Aryeh to sniff all the underwear she has. Jet has given him permission to sniff his.

"I have plenty of James Drakes"
"Are they dirties or freshies?"
"They're freshies"
"They're worthless if they're freshies"
Mints: "Well if they were dirties at one point that changes things"

Aryeh made a joke about calling ICE on Laura earlier, then spiraled and apologized. Shortly after this he redacted his apology and said he would report her.

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Laura still being there 3 weeks after the season ended is really funny but also kinda sad to me for some reason. She really doesn't have anything else does she?
Kinda nice that familytank remains intact though.
Maybe laura is joining production? if you think about it they really need a actual full time woman on production, maybe she'll do the interviews for non fishtank fans so they dont think their joining ben and jet's rape party.
 
Laura is quickly becoming to Jet what Jet was to Sam.
The whole "Yeah, I know some dudes."
Probably even more so. I'm gonna bet that that lowered clean-up cost comes from Laura brokering deals with members of her extended family.
It's kind of funny how the entire extended MDE-sphere is kind of about broken fuck-ups making it happen through sheer grit and hustle.
 
Wiggers are retarded.

Any guy with a work truck or an RV knows you can just get a power inverter for your vehicle to be able to charge batteries as it runs. You can get that shit at Home Depot, Harbor Freight, probably Walmart.

I was playing Xbox in the back of a car in 2004 with one, you can charge camera batteries all day easily.

I'm assuming they want a full-blown additional auxilary battery, like you'd have with a high-end audio system. That way they never have to worry about wigger-ineptitude leaving them stranded because they left cams/starlink/whatever-electronics connected while the car's off. I imagine a van as expensive as a Sprinter probably already has an additional battery bay in place, even if it's not wired up.

Maybe laura is joining production? if you think about it they really need a actual full time woman on production, maybe she'll do the interviews for non fishtank fans so they dont think their joining ben and jet's rape party.

They 1000% need a woman (if not a few women) on production for a multitude of reasons. Just as long as it isn't fucking Binx.
 
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