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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 168 22.0%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.1%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    763
I'm assuming they want a full-blown additional auxilary battery,
Jet verbatim said this. He wants to be able to run the entire thing (cameras, cell, Starlink, everything) off a battery independent of the sprinter itself. That's a MUCH more complex system than something you'd get at Walmart. Yes you probably COULD get a big Blueeti/whatever set-up, but that's more or less what they're doing, albeit more professionally done.
 
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Laura is quickly becoming to Jet what Jet was to Sam.
The whole "Yeah, I know some dudes."
Probably even more so. I'm gonna bet that that lowered clean-up cost comes from Laura brokering deals with members of her extended family.
It's kind of funny how the entire extended MDE-sphere is kind of about broken fuck-ups making it happen through sheer grit and hustle.
Jet was some depressed trailer trash. Laura has legitimate mental problems. The moment things get heated, she's leaking private stuff that will ruin the on-going season. I know Jet doesn't have business sense but Bill or someone should just tell him it's a terrible idea to have her around.
 
Laura still being there 3 weeks after the season ended is really funny but also kinda sad to me for some reason. She really doesn't have anything else does she?
Kinda nice that familytank remains intact though.

I got the impression Laura lives in the area? With knowing people in the area for help with maintenance and her coming by randomly with her dog at times, I just assumed she lived close by. So if she's helpful and lives close by seems like an easy grab for production. Between the help and the random unhingedness, and grip on cheap labor? Wiggers would be stupid not to keep her around.
 
im from rhode island and letty is currently pregnant with our 3rd child. hopefully i get to meet the other two soon


Anyway does anyone know what's next for Fishtank? House party?
 
I got the impression Laura lives in the area? With knowing people in the area for help with maintenance and her coming by randomly with her dog at times, I just assumed she lived close by. So if she's helpful and lives close by seems like an easy grab for production. Between the help and the random unhingedness, and grip on cheap labor? Wiggers would be stupid not to keep her around.
She said that she lived in Atlanta a few times during S5, including when she first came up from the basement.


She still doesn’t have a lot going on in her life though.
 
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37:30 is funny, Jet basically saying anytime he seems someone sperging in chat, copy pasting stuff in all caps, he just sees Dozen now. Hopefully this means he won't repeat the sudden injection of Hell House that happened this season and will stick to his own "vision" in the future, stick to it more or less anyways, always good to take in some feedback.
 
Lol, good ol Vinluv came up at 1:19:00 on the Kick VOD when Jet was briefly looking at the auditions they've received


Edit: Aryeh, we know you lurk here, make an account and get verified by Null via your X. Come on, it would be funny!
 
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If Laura of all people somehow secures a Vance style gig get ready for all the fanboys to be ripping off her schtick in season 6
They'd be fools, then. She was kept around for her useful connections and her ability to take orders from production without sperging out, not the fact she plays an unhinged person well.
Want to become fishtank production? Get on the show, be somewhat professional when the cameras are off, have skills or know people with skills the wiggers need and be willing to work far under the going rate in shitty work conditions. God knows Vance wasn't hired because of his stellar and memorable tank performances.
 
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