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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 66 8.0%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 96 11.7%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 187 22.7%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 422 51.3%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 51 6.2%

  • Total voters
    822
Jon wouldn't just take bottles water. It had to be glass bottled river water so he doesn't get floride poisoning or something.
He was just parroting a popular Andrew Tate-ism from that time: alpha males can only drink “non-fluorinated bubble water.” He even said “I ownwy dwink bubbah wawtuh.” Literally weeks after a clip of Tate saying as much had gone viral.
 
I’m remembering how difficult it was for production to explain to him very simple things, like the goo room or asking him to check on Laura in the confessional. I would pay to watch someone try to explain to him meowing into a microphone. It would probably take about 20 minutes of wrangling just to get to the basic instructions.
Using this post as an excuse to repost what I've decided is my favorite piece of S5 media, the groundbreaking; Alex in the Goo Room.
Notice most poignantly the grand finale, the frustration of the wiggers giving way to Alex's indomitable retardè spirit, left in the hallway after a fruitless 15 minute conversation in which production failed to explain the concept of goo in a way that Alex would retain, with only the cameraman beside him, Alex opines:

"Where was I before this? What's this room?"

Chilling.
A work that fully encapsulates Alex B as a person, from his microscopic attention span to the passionate manner in which he responds to TTS, Alex in the Goo Room is a Fishtank masterpiece that will surely stand the test of time.
 
Using this post as an excuse to repost what I've decided is my favorite piece of S5 media, the groundbreaking; Alex in the Goo Room.
Notice most poignantly the grand finale, the frustration of the wiggers giving way to Alex's indomitable retardè spirit, left in the hallway after a fruitless 15 minute conversation in which production failed to explain the concept of goo in a way that Alex would retain, with only the cameraman beside him, Alex opines:

"Where was I before this? What's this room?"

Chilling.
A work that fully encapsulates Alex B as a person, from his microscopic attention span to the passionate manner in which he responds to TTS, Alex in the Goo Room is a Fishtank masterpiece that will surely stand the test of time.
day19_alexb_goo_room.mp4
I was pretty drunk when this happened and just remember being upset by wiggers bringing Alex into a lab room to confuse and torture him. I'm now realizing I decided to anchor my understanding of events on what Alex was saying, when in reality it was an extremely simple segment and they just wanted to show him that goo can make him happy when he makes it in the factory and he just needs more goo so to make everybody happy.
 
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Using this post as an excuse to repost what I've decided is my favorite piece of S5 media, the groundbreaking; Alex in the Goo Room.
Notice most poignantly the grand finale, the frustration of the wiggers giving way to Alex's indomitable retardè spirit, left in the hallway after a fruitless 15 minute conversation in which production failed to explain the concept of goo in a way that Alex would retain, with only the cameraman beside him, Alex opines:

"Where was I before this? What's this room?"

Chilling.
A work that fully encapsulates Alex B as a person, from his microscopic attention span to the passionate manner in which he responds to TTS, Alex in the Goo Room is a Fishtank masterpiece that will surely stand the test of time.
day19_alexb_goo_room.mp4
“I’ll do it. I’ll cook your goo.”
 
Using this post as an excuse to repost what I've decided is my favorite piece of S5 media, the groundbreaking; Alex in the Goo Room.
Notice most poignantly the grand finale, the frustration of the wiggers giving way to Alex's indomitable retardè spirit, left in the hallway after a fruitless 15 minute conversation in which production failed to explain the concept of goo in a way that Alex would retain, with only the cameraman beside him, Alex opines:

"Where was I before this? What's this room?"

Chilling.
A work that fully encapsulates Alex B as a person, from his microscopic attention span to the passionate manner in which he responds to TTS, Alex in the Goo Room is a Fishtank masterpiece that will surely stand the test of time.
day19_alexb_goo_room.mp4
I almost ruptured a lung watching this live. One of the most moments of all time.
 
Using this post as an excuse to repost what I've decided is my favorite piece of S5 media, the groundbreaking; Alex in the Goo Room.
Notice most poignantly the grand finale, the frustration of the wiggers giving way to Alex's indomitable retardè spirit, left in the hallway after a fruitless 15 minute conversation in which production failed to explain the concept of goo in a way that Alex would retain, with only the cameraman beside him, Alex opines:

"Where was I before this? What's this room?"

Chilling.
A work that fully encapsulates Alex B as a person, from his microscopic attention span to the passionate manner in which he responds to TTS, Alex in the Goo Room is a Fishtank masterpiece that will surely stand the test of time.
day19_alexb_goo_room.mp4
When Ben slams the door on him and Alex turns to look at the camera. Absolute kino.
 
I made some fishtank characters as miis for Tomodachi life (the 3ds on, not new one). Let's play a guessing game. Guess who's who!

Hint: they're from s1 to s4. I didn't feel like doing s5 yet.
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A) It was all real but he wimped out because he didn't want anyone to know his identity
B) It was all real and he really is acting like a retard over Drake/Vimp
C) It was always just a troll
D) It was real but a troll at the same time because he was going to treat him like his lolcow slave
 
according to this post on x, ghostpolitics is already phonebooked
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There's a bunch of different names that have been floating around for years. None of them confirmed that's one of them. There's a picture of some actor that people like to pretend is ghost I think Landon actually believed this was him.

The best ghost doxx lore is from 2011 a guy called goofy bones called up a bunch of bars in Austin looking for ghost.
You be the judge if he found him or not

https://youtu.be/2gcVznTXdhY

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