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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 68 8.2%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 98 11.8%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 188 22.7%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 424 51.1%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 51 6.2%

  • Total voters
    829

Bongo confirmed that the reason she was so hyper last night was because she snuck some drinks in before stream to cope with Opal's death.
E: "A drink last night" is a lie, it was a 7 hour stream and she got more obviously drunk throughout. Also last night and tonight she suddenly started remembering she had to go to the bathroom every time bingo said she had to.
 
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Yeah that was my point, but youre so brown on top of not understanding hypotheticals you can't comprehend euphemisms either. Good luck with your alcoholism goals of 2026.
Fuck you buddy im sober as fuck you dont believe me come down to Tremont & boylston tomorrow 9am I'll fuck you like your mother begs me to fuck her

Edit: OH YE MRS BINGBONG TAKE MY DINGDONG
SOMEONE POST BOSSMANJACK
 
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The saddest part of this fucking derailment is that the only content in the off-season is Fishtank spectator infighting content.

I want to know why that mushmouthed retard was even considered valid for their off-season content; then again, 'pincushion for Damiel' might be a valid reason.
 
Wasn't her kid already only a few months old? You're really not supposed to have them that quickly back to back.

In actuality that will be more detrimental to the kid than any amount of drinking she did early on. Drinking doesn't really affect it before the time when a pregnancy test would read positive.
She said her kid was 9 months during Fishtank, would be about a year now. Most OBGYNs discourage having sex until 6 weeks postpartum, as you’re not healed enough for it yet. They discourage getting pregnant until at least one year postpartum, as the body still hasn’t fully recovered and you become much more at risk for complications. If you breast feed, it can significantly decrease your chances of getting pregnant until you’re done and act as a natural birth control. A lot of women don’t even get their periods until after they’re done breastfeeding.
 
Bongo said they have a super secret thing they're doing that starts the same day as Jimmy's streamerhouse but she can't say what it is. It also ends the same day as the streamerhouse and it's going to be a stream run by another fishtank contestant, but when chat said it was obviously Jimmy's streamhouse she said she wasn't allowed to say that that's what it was so I guess it's a mystery.
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I don't know if it's worth "confirming" since they were so bad at hiding it, but thier mom came out and said it on their blog yesterday.
 
Hard disagree, the nigga is funny. When he started transvestigating Rachel I was dying, him hitting on Direnc was so good. Obviously you can find him funny because he's an autistic freak with a GROOVY head, but he's genuinely funny too.
Also Freddy is likeable idc if it's a façade, I'm not trying to be his friend.
RE: Rachel, I'm saying she's insane as in she's mentally ill. Not a colloquialism (woah that shit's insane!!), she is a narcissist, hypochondriac, bipolar, BPD etc etc.
Season 4's only crime was being sandwiched between the seasons 3 and 4 and not being Bloodgames 2.

Well not only crime - Emma, Damiel & Seth were deadweigh front to back and losing Angie & Chang so early on was lethal.

Personally I just want t
 
john also failed the breakfast question at the beginning of the podcast, stating "yeah i didn't have breakfast today"
that is not failing the question lmfao you failed to infer it

if you are asked "how would you feel if you hadn't had breakfast" and you haven't had breakfast, the only logical answer is to say "yeah, actually, I have not had breakfast (=so I would feel the way I feel right now.) it is implied.

if anything, then, you would add how you'd feel if you HAD had breakfast.
 
that is not failing the question lmfao you failed to infer it

if you are asked "how would you feel if you hadn't had breakfast" and you haven't had breakfast, the only logical answer is to say "yeah, actually, I have not had breakfast (=so I would feel the way I feel right now.) it is implied.

if anything, then, you would add how you'd feel if you HAD had breakfast.
lmao Wrong the breakfast question is about testing if the person is capable of hypothetical thinking.
It has nothing to do with if you actually did have breakfast that morning or not. Low IQ people fail the test because it turns out,
hypothetical thinking is not something everyone is capable of, specially browns which is pretty obvious given the condition of their low trust society and shitty existence.

So the correct answer is either feel hungry, irritated, angry, etc etc an actual feelings related to not having had food.
The usual wrong answer is "but I did have breakfast" "I always eat breakfast" that has nothing to do with the condition of the hypothetical question
 
the breakfast question is about testing if the person is capable of hypothetical thinking.
It has nothing to do with if you actually did have breakfast that morning or not.
well, duh

are you genuinely retarded
what about my message makes you think an explanation of the test was required...

The usual wrong answer is "but I did have breakfast" "I always eat breakfast" that has nothing to do with the condition of the hypothetical question
I know. he didnt say that.

he said he "HADN'T had breakfast", therefore answering the question correctly because he, implicitly, was able to grasp and answer to the hypothetical. the (=I would feel the same as I do now, as I have not eaten breakfast today) is implicit in his response, and you are autistic for not inferring it correctly.

feel free to give this a read
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well duh

are you genuinely retarded
what about my message makes you think an explanation of the test was required... I was referring to kiriakou's answer specifically.



I know. he didnt say that. he said he hadn't had breakfast, therefore answering the question correctly. the (=I would feel the same as I do now, as I have not eaten) is implicit, and you are autistic for not inferring it correctly.
Its not about reality or telling the truth you dumb fuck, if you have or have not had breakfast has nothing to do with the question. its hypothetical.

"he said he hadn't had breakfast" certified brown brain.

-How would you feel if someone fucked you in your ass?
-hmm the truth is I never been fucked in the ass so: im going to say "I never been fucked in the ass"
 
Vimp is more upset at being called a clout chaser than the fact that Landon was basically going to be turned into Ghost's personal TTS toy
She's bothered because she was excited to go to Texas as a streamcation, using Landon's apartment as a home base. She doesn't care about Landon's opportunity, per se. Binx has taught her so much.
 
Its not about reality or telling the truth you dumb fuck, if you have or have not had breakfast has nothing to do with the question. its hypothetical.

"he said he hadn't had breakfast" certified brown brain.

-How would you feel if someone fucked you in your ass?
-hmm the truth is I never been fucked in the ass so: im going to say "I never been fucked in the ass"
I hope this is bait because if not I dont know how you make it through life being this unintelligent.
the stupidity of random immigrants is the least of your problems right now

How would you feel if someone fucked you in your ass?
-hmm the truth is I never been fucked in the ass so: im going to say "I never been fucked in the ass"
not quite!
here, I fixed your homosexual equivalent for you as per Kiriakou's example, what ive been referring to this entire shitty exchange;)

kept it gay and bold so you can grasp it!

-How would you feel if you HADN'T been fucked in the ass with hummus this morning?
-Oh, yeah, I have NOT been fucked in the ass with hummus this morning , so... (=SO I WOULD FEEL EXACTLY AS I DO RIGHT NOW. There's the hypothetical. thats the implicature in his utterance. holy fuck)
 
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