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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 68 8.2%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 99 11.9%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 188 22.7%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 424 51.1%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 51 6.1%

  • Total voters
    830
How much more is a second monitor? Better yet; didn’t a superfan send them one of those drawing tablets with a screen on it? Crazy opsec
They claimed to not have space on their new desk for a 2nd monitor, instead they've been relying on their old laptop.
 
its the raw 4k feed of the handycam Vance was using.
Holy shit Vance was a horrible cameraman. And Tay would have won this one if she threw more body punches from the start. It's crazy how much they were rigging the boxing matches for TJ. When he fights Jimmy, Sam tells him to wait for Jimmy to go out of breath. And when there are breaks you can see Sam choking Jimmy every time so he goes out of breath faster.
 
Holy shit Vance was a horrible cameraman. And Tay would have won this one if she threw more body punches from the start. It's crazy how much they were rigging the boxing matches for TJ. When he fights Jimmy, Sam tells him to wait for Jimmy to go out of breath. And when there are breaks you can see Sam choking Jimmy every time so he goes out of breath faster.
From what I remember Sam would always give extra help to whoever was the underdog.
 
Holy shit Vance was a horrible cameraman.
Well it was his first season being production and filming, and I'd assume that living room is probably smaller than it looks, that whole situation in general seems hard to film. Anyways, that's my Vance glazing done for the month.
And Tay would have won this one if she threw more body punches from the start. It's crazy how much they were rigging the boxing matches for TJ. When he fights Jimmy, Sam tells him to wait for Jimmy to go out of breath. And when there are breaks you can see Sam choking Jimmy every time so he goes out of breath faster.
I think TJ is so retarded that his brain doesn't even register being hit or being tired so he just goes forever, the only way to defeat him is to knock him out. You can see this in the fight with Shinji, you can sure as shit see it when he fought Sam. TJ would have kept going against Sam until Sam actually made him go limp and even then TJ probably would have gotten back up like fuckin Randy "I didn't hear no bell" Marsh.
 
Jon losing to Jimmy was fucking embarassing. Jimmy has the stamina of a 40 year old chain smoker. Not a very top J look if you ask me.
I believe the winner was decided on a poll which Jimmy won. Also, they only did body shots rather then including head hits.
Regardless, I enjoyed watching Jon getting his ego hurt.
 
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I believe the winner was decided on a poll which Jimmy won. Also, they only did body shots rather then including head hits.
Regardless, I enjoyed watching Jon getting his ego hurt.
The funniest part of this was Jon protecting his head despite being told countless times it was bodyshots only, then getting mad Jimmy was correctly guarding his body.
 
Well it was his first season being production and filming, and I'd assume that living room is probably smaller than it looks, that whole situation in general seems hard to film. Anyways, that's my Vance glazing done for the month.
Most of Vance's bad footage are due to him relying on the auto-focus feature instead of doing it manually so it gets stuck for a long time where everything is blurry.
Tay would have won this one if she threw more body punches from the start.
Short of KOing TJ in the fight she wouldn't have won. The fight was decided by narrative poll and even then TJ barely won it with 53% of the vote.
 
Most of Vance's bad footage are due to him relying on the auto-focus feature instead of doing it manually so it gets stuck for a long time where everything is blurry.
those sony cams have an eye focus feature that works pretty well but you have to make sure it's set to continuous. you can also tap the subject's face on the touchscreen that you want to track and it does an excellent job. i think he just didn't know what he was doing because he wasn't told or trained. here's an example of how good it is following a brown person dancing. when his face isn't identifiable it switches to focusing on his body and then back to the face when visible.

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Bongo said they have a super secret thing they're doing that starts the same day as Jimmy's streamerhouse but she can't say what it is. It also ends the same day as the streamerhouse and it's going to be a stream run by another fishtank contestant, but when chat said it was obviously Jimmy's streamhouse she said she wasn't allowed to say that that's what it was so I guess it's a mystery.
I don't know if it's worth "confirming" since they were so bad at hiding it, but thier mom came out and said it on their blog yesterday.
This shouldn't need 3 confirmations, but apparently the twins don't read their own blog, so Bongo finally confirmed they are indeed doing Jimmy's stream after getting mad at their mom when chat told her she already spoiled it.
 
And Tay would have won this one if she threw more body punches from the start. It's crazy how much they were rigging the boxing matches for TJ. When he fights Jimmy, Sam tells him to wait for Jimmy to go out of breath. And when there are breaks you can see Sam choking Jimmy every time so he goes out of breath faster.
Really? I remember this fight as kind of a reality check. Tayleigh is so boyish you're almost ready to overlook the sex difference, so initially I was 50/50 on who would win the fight, but once in the ring it became obvious how disadvantaged she was. TJ kinda knocks the wind out of her pretty quickly whereas her hits mostly just seem to bounce off of him. I don't doubt that she's a better fighter pound for pound, she certainly seems like she's thrown a few punches in her time, but that's not enough to overcome the raw difference in strength.
 
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