Five Nights at Freddy's fandom

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So I was browsing the FNAF tag on tumblr looking for some lolworthy content when I saw this picture
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So of course my immediate reaction was "Thank God, finally some normal fucking fanart!"
Then I saw it was a photoset.......
I have never felt more betrayed in my entire life

If Foxy being a buff furry didn't set off alarm bells for you, I don't know what to tell you, dude.

I searched on DA for oc's, was not disappointed.

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Actually it's some sort of Orca lilo and stitch oc thing (i'm not 100% sure on that though) that they made into a little fnaf crossover, but an Orca nonetheless.
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Wait a second...

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Is that a male Goodra?

Slugfucker will surely have words to say about this!

Uh, I really hope whoever posted that is being sarcastic. Or maybe they're just some edgelord kid, thinking they're so special for liking some indie game that is only immensely popular on the internet and not IRL yet.

I think that's probably more like a post to shame the fandom in the most passive-aggressive way possible.

Because Tumblr.
 
Now then I'll say, the game seemed interesting when it started to get a bit popular back last year, but I quickly decided to cancel buying the game on steam after seeing gameplay and wondering "If this game is so scary, then why is it relying on the same tactics that Slender has done?"

Afterwards, it just proved itself to be Brony Fandom 2, The Electric Boogloo, only with more little kids, SJWs, and hipsters.

On the other hand, this is fucking hysterical:


Note how the only ones who aren't squeakers are the guys trolling the server?
 
Not the worst thing in the fandom but sitting through five minutes of this "dance" was one of the most boring parts of the convention. The only fun part was one of them pitching a shitfit when they lost the talent show to someone miming to a Game of Thrones parody song.

 
Now then I'll say, the game seemed interesting when it started to get a bit popular back last year, but I quickly decided to cancel buying the game on steam after seeing gameplay and wondering "If this game is so scary, then why is it relying on the same tactics that Slender has done?"

Afterwards, it just proved itself to be Brony Fandom 2, The Electric Boogloo, only with more little kids, SJWs, and hipsters.

On the other hand, this is fucking hysterical:


Note how the only ones who aren't squeakers are the guys trolling the server?

Can't you see? That man is doing god's work by killing off the animatronic squeaker menace.

Scott Cawthon would be proud.
 
Not the worst thing in the fandom but sitting through five minutes of this "dance" was one of the most boring parts of the convention. The only fun part was one of them pitching a shitfit when they lost the talent show to someone miming to a Game of Thrones parody song.

What the fuck did I just watch?

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This video is the holy trinity of autism.
Furries, FNAF, and asdfmovie.

Let's be real, FNAF in general fulfills more components of autism than just three. Call them the seven deadly sins of autism. I see furries, creepypasta, tumblr, edgelord preteens, sexual deviancy, cartoony-things meant for kids, and fans taking things way too seriously. Feel free to name suggestions that may be better than mine.

Or maybe we just need 613 commandments of autism, like Judaism has, idk.
 
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Let's be real, FNAF in general fulfills more components of autism than just three. Call them the seven deadly sins of autism. I see furries, creepypasta, tumblr, edgelord preteens, sexual deviancy, cartoony-things meant for kids, and fans taking things way too seriously. Feel free to name suggestions that may be better than mine.

Or maybe we just need 613 commandments of autism, like Judaism has, idk.

The Seven Deadly Spergs
 
Any chance of pretending that FNAF was a deep series went out the window when you had to type a fucking konami code in the wall in the third game. That was the dumbest fucking shit. That has nothing to do with the lore or tone of the game.

And now theres DLC?
 
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