Five Nights At Freddy's

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Jesus fucking christ this is a new low.
It's fucking MattPat, anything he says instantly goes in the trash bin. Once FNAF4 came out and he made his video, Scott called him out for his retardation (technically he said he was ALMOST right but got some things wrong), causing MP to have an autistic shitfit.

When the creator of an IP's story says you're close, but off track, you're first reaction shouldn't be "NO, U!" and act like you know the story more than the fucking guy that wrote the damn thing.
 
It's fucking MattPat, anything he says instantly goes in the trash bin. Once FNAF4 came out and he made his video, Scott called him out for his retardation (technically he said he was ALMOST right but got some things wrong), causing MP to have an autistic shitfit.

When the creator of an IP's story says you're close, but off track, you're first reaction shouldn't be "NO, U!" and act like you know the story more than the fucking guy that wrote the damn thing.
I think Scott has confirmed some of the things MatPat has said before. He's probably closer to making any sense of the lore than anyone else.
 
It's fucking MattPat, anything he says instantly goes in the trash bin. Once FNAF4 came out and he made his video, Scott called him out for his retardation (technically he said he was ALMOST right but got some things wrong), causing MP to have an autistic shitfit.

When the creator of an IP's story says you're close, but off track, you're first reaction shouldn't be "NO, U!" and act like you know the story more than the fucking guy that wrote the damn thing.
I always thought matpat wasn't trying to make accurate content but "entartaining" clickbait bullshit for causal players to watch.
i mean, ever seen that shit hollow knight theory video?
 
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I always thought matpat wasn't trying to make accurate content but "entartaining" clickbait bullshit for causal players to watch.
That was before FNAF came. The more FNAF games made, the more "theory" videos he made of it, and the more egotistical he got due to the rabid fanbase thinking he was god and that his scriptures were accurate and law. It wasn't until Scott brought him back to reality that MP started acting like a sperg.

Something about furry robots changed MP to making super serious videos about the lore, and then using "BUT THATS JUST A THEORY!!!" as a shield for not taking any sort of criticism when he fucks up.
 
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That was before FNAF came. The more FNAF games made, the more "theory" videos he made of it, and the more egotistical he got due to the rabid fanbase thinking he was god and that his scriptures were accurate and law. It wasn't until Scott brought him back to reality that MP started acting like a sperg.

Something about furry robots changed MP to making super serious videos about the lore, and then using "BUT THATS JUST A THEORY!!!" as a shield for not taking any sort of criticism when he fucks up.
remember when he used to compare everything to undertale? that playtrough of Lisa was so fucking painful to watch...
 
i feel bad for phisnom, the dumpster fire that is Security Breach sucked the life out of his soul. The moment he saw the FNAF 6 location under the Pizzaplex he just got more and more pissed until the final Afton reveal where he just completely loses his mind.
It broke him so thoroughly that he straight up said in Twitter something like "fuck this shit, i'm done with this franchise. but before I go I'm gonna finish that fangame I was making so it can blow that mainline diarrhea out of the water."
 
i feel bad for phisnom, the dumpster fire that is Security Breach sucked the life out of his soul. The moment he saw the FNAF 6 location under the Pizzaplex he just got more and more pissed until the final Afton reveal where he just completely loses his mind.
It broke him so thoroughly that he straight up said in Twitter something like "fuck this shit, i'm done with this franchise. but before I go I'm gonna finish that fangame I was making so it can blow that mainline diarrhea out of the water."
I heard about his meltdown the other day. Pretty much guarantees he's going to fuck up FNaF +. Dude's acting like such a child over this.
 
I lost any track of the lore a long time ago. I just like smoking Mary's-Jew-Wanna and playing the the first two games. Haunted animatronics with a vague murder-mystery subplot, it's a fun basic premise. I don't give a crap about how many horcruxes the Purple Guy jizzed life into or whatever the hell this game seems to be about.

But eh, if the 13 year olds are having fun, I say let them. Whatever Five Nights at Freddy's is now isn't meant for the age range of a Kiwifarms user. For instance, didn't Scholastic books come out of the franchise last year or something?
 
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...For instance, didn't Scholastic books come out of the franchise last year or something?
Like 12 of them called "Fazbear Frights" only bothered to read the first one on some russian eBook site which probably gave my info to Vladimir himself but in general they are a series of anthology books which aren't that connected to the main canon and can be summed up into: Person from a certain age range are unsatisfied with an aspect of their life -> They find themselves on the way of some fucking robot/magical thing/whatever the fuck some of these things are at this point -> Either they enjoy of the effects that the robot in question brings to their lives/struggle because it's actively trying to kill them -> It kills them with a twist on their dream or escape with their lives and permanently scarred for life.
The books (presumedly) give info of the "lore". It's quality is nothing to write home about because this is mostly so that 11 yo Jimmy takes a liking for reading and for the average fnaf youtuber to make 36 40 minute videos on each story to not die of inanition when the flavor of the month game dies out or no longer has mods.
 

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i feel bad for phisnom, the dumpster fire that is Security Breach sucked the life out of his soul. The moment he saw the FNAF 6 location under the Pizzaplex he just got more and more pissed until the final Afton reveal where he just completely loses his mind.
It broke him so thoroughly that he straight up said in Twitter something like "fuck this shit, i'm done with this franchise. but before I go I'm gonna finish that fangame I was making so it can blow that mainline diarrhea out of the water."
There is something cathartic about a franchise imploding after the fans drove off the creator from his work. At least this time there was a conclusion before the creator left.
 
i feel bad for phisnom, the dumpster fire that is Security Breach sucked the life out of his soul. The moment he saw the FNAF 6 location under the Pizzaplex he just got more and more pissed until the final Afton reveal where he just completely loses his mind.
It broke him so thoroughly that he straight up said in Twitter something like "fuck this shit, i'm done with this franchise. but before I go I'm gonna finish that fangame I was making so it can blow that mainline diarrhea out of the water."
I (and many others in this thread) spreg out about stupid shit but man does this dude take it to another level.

It's hard to believe that someone would be genuinely mad at this but here we are.

I want to believe Phisnom is exagerating his actual emotions for theatrics as it's a stream and all. But since this is the man whose tantrum cancelled Popgoes 2 i'll say some of his autism was actually genuine,
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I don't think he'll go out of his way to fuck up FNAF+ as there is an financial incentive and it's a game that was commisioned (if that's the word) by the big man himself.
This doesn't take away that Phisnom often acts (and is to some extent) an immature manchild,
I want to give him some advice about this all.
 
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i feel bad for phisnom, the dumpster fire that is Security Breach sucked the life out of his soul. The moment he saw the FNAF 6 location under the Pizzaplex he just got more and more pissed until the final Afton reveal where he just completely loses his mind.
It broke him so thoroughly that he straight up said in Twitter something like "fuck this shit, i'm done with this franchise. but before I go I'm gonna finish that fangame I was making so it can blow that mainline diarrhea out of the water."
I want to believe Phisnom is exagerating his actual emotions for theatrics as it's a stream and all. But since this is the man whose tantrum cancelled Popgoes 2 i'll say some of his autism was actually genuine,
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I don't think he'll go out of his way to fuck up FNAF+ as there is an financial incentive and it's a game that was commisioned (if that's the word) by the big man himself.
This doesn't take away that Phisnom often acts (and is to some extent) an immature manchild,
 
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