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I am laughing so hard right now. I don't know why I find that image as funny as I do.
Five Nights At Freddy's
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I am laughing so hard right now. I don't know why I find that image as funny as I do.
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Furfags ruin everything. This is why we can't have nice things.
Someone needs to make a FNaF clone where you're ParkourDude91 trying to do a live stream. You have to keep an eye on Gail to make sure she doesn't come in to the room and make you go to bed/go see Pastor Faggot/go see your shrink/go to the Faith Healer Faggot. You have to keep on eye on your weed levels, gamer fuel levels, and supply of airsoft pellets.
Or better yet Gail, Pastor Faggot, and the rest all take the place of Freddy and the Gang.
Someone needs to make a FNaF clone where you're ParkourDude91 trying to do a live stream. You have to keep an eye on Gail to make sure she doesn't come in to the room and make you go to bed/go see Pastor Faggot/go see your shrink/go to the Faith Healer Faggot. You have to keep on eye on your weed levels, gamer fuel levels, and supply of airsoft pellets.
Or better yet Gail, Pastor Faggot, and the rest all take the place of Freddy and the Gang.
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Let me in, I'm a fox. Don't you like foxes?
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Well, the premise of the game is that getting caught by the fursuit wearing robots means getting stuffed into a fursuit equals death because of the metal parts.
I think this goes to show how insanely desperate some people are for a really out there fantasy to fuel their self-fuckings of the day. You have murderous entertainment robots that maim people because of macabre programming errors. The internet sees this and gets a raging hard-on, thinking "I want these guys to brutally fuck me so hard that nearby people fear that this is a never before seen act of war and WHATCON 1 is enacted!".
It really fascinates me to see how this isn't just one bigto either piss people off or make the animatronics less spooky scary. People actually fap to this stuff. I've learned something today that I never thought any man would have to learn about. If something even slightly resembles a human, or anything that can interact with a hole, the internet will furiously mash their lovemakers to it.
aside, you'll have people who will get aroused by a gender-swapped Foxy (the character is a male according to the developer) and of course furries who somehow find these things sexy. Even then, these are animatronics. Perhaps they attract people who are robosexual.
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You know what would have the potential to be fucking hilarious? If this game could have sound pack mods for the animatronics, similar to the special infected sound mods for Left 4 Dead. People would make the animatronics seem a little less spooky scary in favor of them becoming much funnier. A good example would be replacing Bonnie's sounds with the Tourettes Guy. You hear him walking down the halls to the sound of things like "PISS! SHIT! FUCK YOU KID YOU'RE A DICK!" and when he tries to get in while the door is shut, you hear "OH BOB SAGET!".
Having those freaky animatronic faces take up your screen will still be disturbing, but it's a little less scary when the creepy purple rabbit yells "BUTTFUCK!" at you instead of letting out a freakish mechanical screech.
Having those freaky animatronic faces take up your screen will still be disturbing, but it's a little less scary when the creepy purple rabbit yells "BUTTFUCK!" at you instead of letting out a freakish mechanical screech.
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Or Heavy Weapons Guy from Team Fortress 2. Like when Foxy charges down the hall: "HERE I COME!!" And during the game over screen: "You are dead. Not big surprise."
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OH FUCK ME 
Foxy got me for the first time on Night 4. I was looking after Bonnie to make sure he wasn't nearing the office door. I heard a few slow and quiet footsteps, and I hopped off the cameras to check the left door light, worried Bonnie was already right outside of the door. As soon as I went to check, my booty had been taken. I actually gasped out loud when I saw Foxy.
Foxy got me for the first time on Night 4. I was looking after Bonnie to make sure he wasn't nearing the office door. I heard a few slow and quiet footsteps, and I hopped off the cameras to check the left door light, worried Bonnie was already right outside of the door. As soon as I went to check, my booty had been taken. I actually gasped out loud when I saw Foxy.
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Foxy is actually the least scary robot to me. He just looks goofy with his half closed eyes and slack jaw. The way he leans into the room doesn't help his scare factor either.
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This is true, but on the later nights in-game he can be really frightening if you don't see him running down the West Hall. The goofy fanart, gifs, and image edits of him help though.
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I'd replace all the audio with lines from videogamedunkey's videos.
Freddy's music would be replaced by his Urf rap.
Freddy's music would be replaced by his Urf rap.
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I came up with a theory as to way the animatronics are so high tech even by today's standards. I think it might be a little strange, but I thought that the idea of them being haunted/possessed by dead children or previous night shift workers was really dumb and cliched. I also believe that the less super natural the story is, the more potential it has to be disturbing. This is what I've thought of so far.
Tell me what you thought of it and even add to it if you'd like to. Constructive criticism is welcome and appreciated, especially if you can notice any serious flaws with this theory.
The CEO of Fazbear Entertainment wanted his animatronics to be more high tech than what any of his potential competitors could possibly do, having them greet and entertain guests, as well as roam around and look like they're having fun to enhance the illusion for the children. The only sets of chips and mechanical hardware that could pull something of this scale off were only authorized for military usage and kept out of the hands of civilians.
The head honchos of the company found a way of obtaining them through a legal loophole present at the time, or possibly through illegal means that were covered up. After the "bite" incident in 1987, the CEO of Fazbear Entertainment, not wanting the illusion that the characters were alive to be removed, even if it's for the safety of the restaurant's customers, ordered the company's mechanics to discreetly work on the animatronics in a way that the public would never find out.
What they were instructed to do was create very convincing looking fake sets of internal parts and chips that effectively hid all of the high tech hardware that cannot be obtained by civilians legally without tons and tons of money being spent and going through seemingly endless amounts of paperwork. This was done so that if the authorities were to temporarily confiscate the animatronics and disassemble them for an investigation, nothing unusual would be found.
An idea I've been cooking up is that the CEO was a man who really cared for the company he started, too much in fact. He wanted to make the experience feel as magical and authentic as possible, and full of as much life as it could be. However, he was very picky about what he would spend money on and would often try to get what he wanted through seedier, sometimes even illegal means. He would even try to avoid addressing safety issued for as long as he could if he believed they "enhanced the fantasy of Freddy's", as you may have guessed by now.
The only thing he spent a lot of money on, was extremely good lawyers who could cover up most of the serious issues or illegal activities that may have taken place within the company. Of course, this didn't work forever, as the restaurant was due to close by the end of the year after the events of Five Nights At Freddy's because of sanitation issues, particularly with blood and mucus being noticeable from the eyes and mouths of the animatronics, as well as a foul odor emitting from them. This roaming mode also acted as a "repair" mode that allowed the robots to fix minor issues with other animatronics.
However, something that could not be addressed is that while the animatronics were switched into this mode, they could not recognize humans, and instead saw them as animatronic endoskeletons outside of a costume. This is against the rules at Freddy's, and as a result, the past night shift workers who weren't able to survive the ordeal were stuffed into animatronic suits, which are filled with sharp metallic bits and wires that usually kill any human being put into the suits. The staff of the Fazbear Entertainment company also worried that these animatronics could venture outside of the restaurant and disturb the locals, possibly creating an even more wide scale incident than the bite of '87, which is why night security guards were hired since that event in 1987.
I've theorized that the animatronics make their way towards the office because they sometimes see the security cameras in the dark and believe they are connected to a malfunctioning animatronic. They follow them in order in an attempt to find it's source.
After Freddy's was shut down by the health department, the Founder/CEO still continued to cling to it and never let it go, his obsession with his creations continuing to delude him.
The head honchos of the company found a way of obtaining them through a legal loophole present at the time, or possibly through illegal means that were covered up. After the "bite" incident in 1987, the CEO of Fazbear Entertainment, not wanting the illusion that the characters were alive to be removed, even if it's for the safety of the restaurant's customers, ordered the company's mechanics to discreetly work on the animatronics in a way that the public would never find out.
What they were instructed to do was create very convincing looking fake sets of internal parts and chips that effectively hid all of the high tech hardware that cannot be obtained by civilians legally without tons and tons of money being spent and going through seemingly endless amounts of paperwork. This was done so that if the authorities were to temporarily confiscate the animatronics and disassemble them for an investigation, nothing unusual would be found.
An idea I've been cooking up is that the CEO was a man who really cared for the company he started, too much in fact. He wanted to make the experience feel as magical and authentic as possible, and full of as much life as it could be. However, he was very picky about what he would spend money on and would often try to get what he wanted through seedier, sometimes even illegal means. He would even try to avoid addressing safety issued for as long as he could if he believed they "enhanced the fantasy of Freddy's", as you may have guessed by now.
The only thing he spent a lot of money on, was extremely good lawyers who could cover up most of the serious issues or illegal activities that may have taken place within the company. Of course, this didn't work forever, as the restaurant was due to close by the end of the year after the events of Five Nights At Freddy's because of sanitation issues, particularly with blood and mucus being noticeable from the eyes and mouths of the animatronics, as well as a foul odor emitting from them. This roaming mode also acted as a "repair" mode that allowed the robots to fix minor issues with other animatronics.
However, something that could not be addressed is that while the animatronics were switched into this mode, they could not recognize humans, and instead saw them as animatronic endoskeletons outside of a costume. This is against the rules at Freddy's, and as a result, the past night shift workers who weren't able to survive the ordeal were stuffed into animatronic suits, which are filled with sharp metallic bits and wires that usually kill any human being put into the suits. The staff of the Fazbear Entertainment company also worried that these animatronics could venture outside of the restaurant and disturb the locals, possibly creating an even more wide scale incident than the bite of '87, which is why night security guards were hired since that event in 1987.
I've theorized that the animatronics make their way towards the office because they sometimes see the security cameras in the dark and believe they are connected to a malfunctioning animatronic. They follow them in order in an attempt to find it's source.
After Freddy's was shut down by the health department, the Founder/CEO still continued to cling to it and never let it go, his obsession with his creations continuing to delude him.
Tell me what you thought of it and even add to it if you'd like to. Constructive criticism is welcome and appreciated, especially if you can notice any serious flaws with this theory.
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Personally I believe the whole plot is just an excuse to have a really terrifying game.I came up with a theory as to way the animatronics are so high tech even by today's standards. I think it might be a little strange, but I thought that the idea of them being haunted/possessed by dead children or previous night shift workers was really dumb and cliched. I also believe that the less super natural the story is, the more potential it has to be disturbing. This is what I've thought of so far.
The CEO of Fazbear Entertainment wanted his animatronics to be more high tech than what any of his potential competitors could possibly, having them greet and entertain guests, as well as roam around and look like they're having fun to enhance the illusion for the children. The only sets of chips and mechanical hardware that could pull something of this scale off were only authorized for military usage and kept out of the hands of civilians.
The head honchos of the company found a way of obtaining them through a legal loophole, or possibly through illegal means that were covered up. After the "bite" incident in 1987, the CEO of Fazbear Entertainment, not wanting the illusion that the characters were alive to be removed, even if it's for the safety of the restaurant's customers, ordered the company's mechanics to discreetly work on the animatronics in a way that the public would never find out.
What they were instructed to do was create very convincing looking fake sets of internal parts and chips that effectively hid all of the high tech hardware that cannot be obtained by civilians legally without tons and tons of money being spent and going through seemingly endless amounts of paperwork. This was done so that if the authorities were to temporarily confiscate the animatronics and disassemble them for an investigation, nothing unusual would be found.
An idea I've been cooking up is that the CEO was a man who really cared for the company he started, too much in fact. He wanted to make the experience feel as magical and authentic as possible, and full of as much life as it could be. However, he was very picky about what he would spend money on and would often try to get what he wanted through seedier, sometimes even illegal means. He would even try to avoid addressing safety issued for as long as he could if he believed they "enhanced the fantasy of Freddy's", as you may have guessed by now.
The only thing he spent a lot of money on, was extremely good lawyers who could cover up most of the serious issues or illegal activities that may have taken place within the company. Of course, this didn't work forever, as the restaurant was due to close by the end of the year after the events of Five Nights At Freddy's because of sanitation issues, particularly with blood and mucus being noticeable from the eyes and mouths of the animatronics, as well as a foul odor emitting from them. This is the roaming mode also acted as a "repair" mode that allowed the robots to fix minor issues with other animatronics.
However, something that could not be addressed is that while the animatronics were switched into this mode, they could not recognize humans, and instead saw them as animatronic endoskeletons outside of a costume. This is against the rules at Freddy's, and as a result, the past night shift workers who weren't able to survive the ordeal were stuffed into animatronic suits, which are filled with sharp \M/ETAL bits and wires that usually kill any human being put into the suits. The staff of the Fazbear Entertainment company also worried that these animatronics could venture outside of the restaurant and disturb the locals, possibly creating an even more wide scale incident than the bite of '87, which is why night security guards were hired since that incident.
I've theorized that the animatronics make their way towards the office because they sometimes see the security cameras in the dark and believe they are connected to a malfunctioning animatronic. They follow them in order in an attempt to find it's source.
After Freddy's shut down, the Founder/CEO still continued to cling to it and never let it go, his obsession with his creations continuing to delude him.
Tell me what you thought of it and even add to it if you'd like to. Constructive criticism is welcome, especially if you can notice any serious flaws with this theory.
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Maybe true, maybe not, but theorizing and coming up with crazy ideas for the story is always fun.
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Rob being able to go through the barricade is OP. plz nerf.
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I really liked the idea of the founder being deluded and having a really unhealthy obsession with his creations, while at the same time, he's not a complete psycho or even a very malicious person. I think it might be a little too sad or possibly too heartwarming for something like this, but I think it also could easily be very creepy. I hope you guys enjoy another big spergy Freddy theory!
I thought that the Fazbear Entertainment owner being a complete psychopath/serial killer would have just been really boring and predictable, so I thought the idea of a deluded, severely mentally ill person who doesn't necessarily have evil intentions had potential.
The founder had a very supportive family that cared for him as much as any family could, but for his whole life didn't really have much of anything resembling a social life outside of his own family. He created Freddy's to not only entertain children and their parents alike, but he also created the entertainment franchise to act as a child-like fantasy world he could too partake in, and even live in. He put a lot of effort into making sure the animatronics were as lifelike as technology would allow them to be at the time, and over time he began to see them as people he cared about dearly rather than just entertaining high end machines he was proud of.
It got to the point that he considered them the best friends he had outside of his family, and maybe even a part of his family. This became evident when his family and business associates began noticing him talking to the animatronics, not in a playful way, but in the way you would when talking to a human being. He would even mention that they told him something or that he had a good conversation with them in a non-joking manner.
It got bad enough that he would often spend the night at the pizzeria, and would put more effort into Freddy's than he would his own family life. When his relatives pointed this out and told him it needed to stop, he would get very upset and respond as if they were telling him to stay away from a place and people he loved to no end. When they succeeded in having him take a break from Freddy's, he would always come back to them and mention how much "Freddy and his pals" missed him while he was gone, again, in a completely serious manner.
He even didn't want to acknowledge that there may be carcasses inside of his company's robots, not only to avoid a grim reality, but also because of the fact that if there were, it would get Freddy's reputation ruined and have them shut down for good, destroying his fantasy world. The worst for him was that it would require disassembling the animatronics piece by piece, possibly damaging the impressive hardware makes them as alive as they are in the process.
By the time Freddy's was shut down by the health department and he could no longer visit the animatronics, he was more deluded than ever, mourning what he believed to be the death of the "most magical friends he's ever had". After Freddy's closure, he would try everything he could to "resurrect" the animatronics in his own home to bring back the "magic" that meant so much to him, albeit with little to no success as he no longer had the resources he had in his company and no longer worked with a team.
At this point, the founder was more isolated than ever before in his life, having only his memories and his delusions about Freddy's fantasy land to comfort him in this unhappy time in his life.
The world of Freddy Fazbear and his friends were essentially the only real world this mentally ill man ever knew.
It got to the point that he considered them the best friends he had outside of his family, and maybe even a part of his family. This became evident when his family and business associates began noticing him talking to the animatronics, not in a playful way, but in the way you would when talking to a human being. He would even mention that they told him something or that he had a good conversation with them in a non-joking manner.
It got bad enough that he would often spend the night at the pizzeria, and would put more effort into Freddy's than he would his own family life. When his relatives pointed this out and told him it needed to stop, he would get very upset and respond as if they were telling him to stay away from a place and people he loved to no end. When they succeeded in having him take a break from Freddy's, he would always come back to them and mention how much "Freddy and his pals" missed him while he was gone, again, in a completely serious manner.
He even didn't want to acknowledge that there may be carcasses inside of his company's robots, not only to avoid a grim reality, but also because of the fact that if there were, it would get Freddy's reputation ruined and have them shut down for good, destroying his fantasy world. The worst for him was that it would require disassembling the animatronics piece by piece, possibly damaging the impressive hardware makes them as alive as they are in the process.
By the time Freddy's was shut down by the health department and he could no longer visit the animatronics, he was more deluded than ever, mourning what he believed to be the death of the "most magical friends he's ever had". After Freddy's closure, he would try everything he could to "resurrect" the animatronics in his own home to bring back the "magic" that meant so much to him, albeit with little to no success as he no longer had the resources he had in his company and no longer worked with a team.
At this point, the founder was more isolated than ever before in his life, having only his memories and his delusions about Freddy's fantasy land to comfort him in this unhappy time in his life.
The world of Freddy Fazbear and his friends were essentially the only real world this mentally ill man ever knew.
I thought that the Fazbear Entertainment owner being a complete psychopath/serial killer would have just been really boring and predictable, so I thought the idea of a deluded, severely mentally ill person who doesn't necessarily have evil intentions had potential.
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Freddy: Pastor Faggot
Bonny: A Muslim
Chicka: Gail
Foxy: A stereotypical gay
Gold Freddy: Dicksquad Dick
The security room would be a "Tacticool Bunker" with an Xbone, a bucket with flies hovering over it, some weed in a pouch, a poster of John Cena, a framed wolf picture, and a bottle of "gamer fuel". The laptop would have a crack on the screen. The jump scare scream would be replaced with "YOUNG MAN!"
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golden freddy is the scariest thing in this game. he's also the one that moves the least, in fact not at all. he just appears. almost harmlessly in the background before crashing the fucking game.
and that's what makes this game scary. it feels so much like a bad dream, a nightmare where you can't move. where you aren't even able to close the doors sometimes. of course there's shit that doesn't make sense, but like a dream you don't realize it until you wake up. the artwork is in this uncanny valley that's also visually similar to what you're able to imagine with your mind's eye. but because it plays so stingingly into your psychology, if you don't take it as scary it won't be.
that's at least my two cents.