Orbiter Flamenco / FlamencoTV / Joshua Clayton Connor - The most autistic and degenerate thread on the site. Fierce torrenting of hentai mass debates. Possibly a pedo, can still pull more viewers than Ralph.

Should Flamenco be banned from life?

  • Yes

    Votes: 1,302 72.7%
  • No

    Votes: 490 27.3%

  • Total voters
    1,792
Flamenco's got some uncanny Dr. Seuss qualities to his face. Nigga looks like the Grinch.

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It's not that easy for Flam if he does admit to jerking it off to shota/loli and the other degeneracy he loses access to the one thing keeping him somewhat relevant and that's Auschwitz Augie and his crowd. That would not only destroy his religion larp and he loses the half tradbase he built leaving him with the vtuber and anime degenerates.
Okay wait, wat? Tradbase? Who goes around thinking "I'm all about the suburban boomer core family life of going to church on Sundays, where can I watch content online that's in line with that? Yeah I know, the self-proclaimed autist neet who covers VTubers, that screams tradcon christian values."
Something tells me this inference is born out of wishful thinking more than anything else.
 
hey man. I haven't seen many western cartoon watchers with weird fetishes. Aside from feet and inflation watching the ocasional saturday morning show won't make you fucked.

But one second you're watching Naruto. The next your balls deep in a little kid.

Let's not forget the amount of weird fetishes injected into an entire generation of kids by Totally Spies. It feels like every time someone brings that show up at least one person in the group goes "Oh goddammit, that's why I'm into that, isn't it?"
 
i still can’t think of a single good reason to make a pornhub/doujin manga account. just bookmark it ffs, doujin is literally drawings you can screenshot every page if you really need to.

there’s a million ways to access and catalogue porn without making an account connected to your email. why the fuck do you need to favorite a porn video jfc
Oh I can explain, bring on the puzzle pieces.

It's not just that you need an account to view content on exhentai, but e-hentai itself (so the one which won't show loli or shota) has an e-bucks system with multiple competing currencies which you acquire from all kinds of places.

One currency can basically only be traded for with a different currency or acquired by donating bandwidth and HDD space to a distributed system, the other is acquired by uploading galleries or torrents (hits and seed time respectively give you this currency). The first harder to get currency can purchase perks which make viewing the website easier, such as removing the ads, as well as being tradeable on a marketplace for the second type; the second is used to purchase downloads of galleries in a zip and some other things that aren't super relevant. There may be a third currency but my memory is hazy on that and if it exists it's only for the RPG minigame...which really doesn't matter and it's super autistic, the site is The Perverted Library of Alexandria which was designed by whoever drew up the plans for the Winchester Mystery House is what I'm getting at here.

Back to the point, especially back when this would have been relevant over a decade ago, the site was much harder to actually download from without currency and downloading images one at a time is a great way to get carpal tunnel without even touching yourself; as a result a lot of people make accounts to contribute to the site so they can have these contributions tracked so they can use the rewards to download more porn, faster.

...and if you already have the account, you may as well use all the features, like favorites or internal bookmarks and all that shit.

What could possibly go wrong? 🤭

I suspect Flam was one of this number, hence his account.

Edit: Oh, another fun detail, the admin is a brony to this day and may or may not have a pony OC as his forum avatar. I dunno much about him other than that he's enough of a brony to add extremely expensive perks directly spawned from what I'm pretty sure are pony OCs. I'm not familiar enough with MLP to tell if the references and his spirit-pony are OCs for sure, but I have suspicions let me put it that way.
 
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Well I can confirm Fagmenco's streams still fucking suck. Impressive he is holding 1k viewers.

Follower notification going off non-stop, blocking the screen and Ralph's super chats lighting him up and being repetitive and annoying as fuck.

And of course, Fagmenco stopping the stream every 5 seconds. "Chat, should we raid hamster? Raid hamster chat, what do you think chat. Should we raid hamster?" (plays 3 more seconds of Ralph) "Raid Axethrower? Yeah we can raid him. We can raid him. Yeah we can raid him. We'll raid him." (plays 3 more seconds of Ralph) "Oh raid Destiny's ex? Let's raid her. Yeah let's raid her chat. Ok chat we'll raid her." (plays 3 more seconds of Ralph) repeat ad nauseam
 
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Still being a pussy with sub only mode (well, follower only on Twitch).

And of course, Fagmenco stopping the stream every 5 seconds. "Chat, should we raid hamster? Raid hamster chat, what do you think chat. Should we raid hamster?" (plays 3 more seconds of Ralph) "Raid Axethrower? Yeah we can raid him. We can raid him. Yeah we can raid him. We'll raid him." (plays 3 more seconds of Ralph) "Oh raid Destiny's ex? Let's raid her. Yeah let's raid her chat. Ok chat we'll raid her." (plays 3 more seconds of Ralph) repeat ad nauseam
It's constant dumb shit, yeah. How can he fall for it EVERY time someone says "Jim wants on" or "Null wants on." Like seriously, it's just a sudden pause and "Jim wants on? Jim. DM me if you want on, I'll send you the link. Wait...Ralph wants on?!?! Haha Ralph I want you on. Come on Ralph, I'll send you the li...wait, Null wants on? Yeah. Does he have Discord though? I'll need to maybe do a Google hangout...wait, PPP wants on? Cool, PPP maybe join my dis... Wait, Keffal's wants on? She not asking for $500 anymore? Sure if you wa...wait, Warski..."

You get the idea. It's every fucking time every fucking stream. And guess what? Not a single person has ever "come on".
 
Just when it feels like the universe and God himself all but convince me to dislike Flamenco, Ralph pulls this flagging bullshit and I can’t help but question that dislike.

He’s an open degen at this point, and yet Ralph is so fuckin’ unlikable that it kicks the ‘enemy of my enemy is my friend’ switch in my brain, except it’s the ‘this guy pisses off this fat mouth-breathing pig, so I’ll support him despite that degeneracy’ switch I suppose.
 
How long is does Flam have the "following for" to chat time set? If he's got it under 5 or so minutes it's probably a spam bot blocking move.

Same goes for youtube, a lot of sufficiently popular streamers use sub only for (a couple minutes) as a way to prevent the chat being overrun by chinese porn spam bots.

I know Rackets had his chat in FFA mode for a long time until the spam bots moved in and overran his already active chat at which point he changed to "sub only (5 minutes)" which fixed the issue.
 
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