Flappy Bird Returns Back but now with microtransactions

[ducktales4gameboy]

Flappy Bird exploded upon normies like crazy because....

A couple very high profile twitter people got very, very angry at it. Combined with any given screenshot of it making it look trivial and people's tendency to pick it up and immediately ragequit while making their own posts, it snowballed. The exact same thing had happened several times before but Flappy Bird happened to be the first time it was a mobile game.

Compare this monstrosity which has been discovered, hated and buried by almost every forum active in the 00s and is now growing yet another hate thread in the internet archive comments.

 

[Eleventyish]

The jews did this.

 

[WTBOnlineFather]

This game came out on PC in 2003. It plays infinitely better than this gay chink piece of shit, zoomers never found out about it, corpos never ruined it, it has no ads and no microtransactions, it's free.

 

[Neodanthril]

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It's main claim to fame is the fact that the creator took it down when it became a fad. It's not a product worth forming a "Flappy Bird Foundation Group" over

Thought he took it down because of pressure from Nintendo

 

[Cute Pie Senpai]

And there's a bunch of clones anyway.

And it's literally one of the most easiest to recreate games that any new programmer are encouraged to try out.
A retard or a child would make worth of their money and time learning how to create their own flappy game off scratch or AI.
I'll probably have to lock my grandpa's phone. Old man better not spend some of that potential college money on this piece of shit.
I'm sorry but I pray that he croaks sooner or later so I can make sure his money's in safer and better use.

 

[Riceback]

I'll probably have to lock my grandpa's phone. Old man better not spend some of that potential college money on this piece of shit.
I'm sorry but I pray that he croaks sooner or later so I can make sure his money's in safer and better use.

Get your own money bitch ass nigga, If Pawpaw wants to blow his money on gacha games, it’s his God-given right.

 

[Pill Cosby]

I wonder when the Flappy Bird movie is going to be released?

 

[Cute Pie Senpai]

If Pawpaw wants to blow his money on gacha games, it’s his God-given right.

The only thing he should be blowing is Grandma's wrinkly back. But God bless her soul she's fucking dead, Grandpa needs to fucking die ASAP so Grandma wouldn't be so damn lonely up there in heaven. The last thing I want that old wrinkly bastard to do is to commit digital adultery by blowing his money and load on digital birds.

 

[Irregardless]

Get your own money bitch ass nigga, If Pawpaw wants to blow his money on gacha games, it’s his God-given right.

Nah fuck that. If a nigga was able to live in the best economy in history, acquire wealth through methods no longer available, live a successful and prosperous life, and then blow it all as their direct lineage struggles in the economy they sapped all the resources from, they can go fuck themselves.

I'm fairly right-wing, and I can admit it sounds pretty commie to say "We should appropriate the elderly's wealth", but when you realize the people who lived through the most prosperous economy in history also now receive social security benefits that are taxed from the young who not only have significantly less purchasing power than the elderly did at the same age, but who also will likely never receive social security benefits due to them running out (it takes 4 workers to fund every 1 social security recipient), the elderly can go fuck themselves. Why the fuck should we just be cool with people sucking up all the resources, hoarding them, and then giving all of them away to the pharmaceutical industry and big business 6 months before they croak. It's retarded.

 

[Metallic Blood]

Do note that the OG creator isn't even nowhere close towards this project. Apparently this Flappy Bird Foundation just saw that Doug didn't renew FB's rights for 10 years, took it for themselves and are now to trying to cash in as much as possible.

That's capitalism for ya!

 

[AbduluCthuluZulu]

Do note that the OG creator isn't even nowhere close towards this project. Apparently this Flappy Bird Foundation just saw that Doug didn't renew FB's rights for 10 years, took it for themselves and are now to trying to cash in as much as possible.

That's capitalism for ya!

Boy makes a dumb little adaptation of Helicopter for mobile.
Game blows up because the bane of the internet at the time played it on stream.
The popularity gets out of hand and the boy takes it down so he and his family can be left alone.
10 years later, the trademark expires and an alleged 'fan group' that totally isn't a corporate sockpuppet steals the game and remakes it.
The 'boy,' now a man who has moved on to live a normal life, now has his name back in the limelight right next to his old shame.

Let this be a reminder of the internet's oldest, but most overlooked lesson: Once you post something online, it's there forever.

 

[Colon capital V]

then blow it all as their direct lineage struggles in the economy they sapped all the resources from, they can go fuck themselves.

My brother in Christ, you're saying this furfag gooner who encourages being a coomer deserves to inherit his old man's wealth when we both know this faggot is gonna spend it all on furfag commissions.