FLESH SIMULATOR - The Internet's least suicidal content creator, not a Cruelty Squad DLC

Blarmed&Dangerous said:
Literally no one does this. I've encountered dozens of these people, practicing what I call "midwit machiavellianism." They never learn, they're always convinced that some random fluke prevented their galaxy-brained masterplan from seeing fruition and if it weren't for that, everyone would see their brilliance.
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More importantly they don't realize just how fake and gay everything actually is. Most slapfights that blow up and receive media attention are predetermined and worked by other people behind the scene. You aren't getting Hasan's attention doing anything because he's an actor playing a part. Unless you pay for a collaboration with his people behind the scene, you've done nothing. It's like people who think they can sperg their way into politics. All politicians go to the same country clubs, elk lodges, freemason's, etc. Its a big club and you ain't in it.
 
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"OK guys, I'm suing him for REAL this time, like FOR REAL!!"
I still can't get over him thinking not only that the parody account was made by that shitlib streamer and that "BOMB THREATS" and "ADMITING TO BEING A PEDOPHILE!!!" like, are you fucking serious?

He seriously cannot stop using mental gymnastics to continuously convince himself he's somehow "winning" (even him admitting he "lost" was somehow him "winning" in his mind) all while he keeps making stupid assumptions that blow up in his face. Every time he gets literally anything on anyone he immediately blows his load and shows his cards instead of actually planning and being intelligent. Like he made a whole video where he covers himself in fake blood all over a faildoxx. And that's ALL THAT HE HAD. The guy's mom's phone number and a zillow screenshot of his parents old house. If he had anything else he would have put it all in the video, instead of creating a downvote counter website about hasan piker, a guy that moaist has talked about not liking on his twitter.

This entire thing, like I said much earlier in this thread, is just like mamamax. He's a narcissistic retard that has created an online persona of the "enlightened elite hackerman" that knows all about the deepstate and doesn't talk about it because THEY will take down the video! (when in all honesty he doesn't talk about it because it would be easily disproven bullshit that would only reveal how short-sighted he is) And like mamamax, he has convinced an army of 15 year olds and 40 year old men who never aged past 15 that he's "the guy" when he's just another loser jew with an impulse to lie about everything, delusions of grandeur and a complete lack of introspection.

WiggerCEO said:
he said it was his granddad and he was in the coast guard
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Nobody on planet fucking earth would say that their dad "working for the feds" when the guy works for the fucking coast guard. I actually believe that his dad is a fed because he's the only person in his close family without a facebook account
 
Is there anything FS has covered in his conspiracy videos that was territory someone else hadn't already covered? I can't think of anything outside of technological pieces that was new fodder.
 
I'm a Silly said:
Is there anything FS has covered in his conspiracy videos that was territory someone else hadn't already covered? I can't think of anything outside of technological pieces that was new fodder.
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I thought the john wayne gacy video was a pretty fresh angle, for YouTube people at least. He is actually reaching and stretching the facts from what I've read, which he does in a few videos, but I feel like it might come from someone in his family telling him "no this is what actually happened, it's fucked up".

I'm sure this theory was out there prior though. All his other conspiracy vids have been pretty whatever. I did not like any of the Epstein videos because he focuses on the most crazy and obviously retarded claims. "They were eating people 👁️ 👁️" maybe they were maybe they weren't but there's more pressing shit to talk about in there. The influential politicians who were in contact with this Jewish mafia guy is more insane to me than "pick up 1lb of jerky at the usual place?" "Jerky? Jerky is meat and.. people... People are meat... Oh God..."
 
I assumed "jerky" and a lot of the food talk was about drugs not human meat. For some reason sloptubers and twitter posters are completely ignoring the rampant drug use that probably happened on that island.
 
Angry Shoes said:
I assumed "jerky" and a lot of the food talk was about drugs not human meat. For some reason sloptubers and twitter posters are completely ignoring the rampant drug use that probably happened on that island.
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Except you have Bill Gates getting caught being a complete retard that Epstein handles with absolute contempt because what he's asking for is so beneath him.
 
Angry Shoes said:
I assumed "jerky" and a lot of the food talk was about drugs not human meat. For some reason sloptubers and twitter posters are completely ignoring the rampant drug use that probably happened on that island.
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The problem is that they used food as metaphors for more than just drugs. If icecream or snowcones or whatever the fuck was methed up sex slaves, and pizza is children, who fucking knows what depravity is involved in jerky.
 
Jeez, this is deeper lolcow behavior than I thought. I thought he was just too retarded and terminally online to stop arguing with them, but this surprised me. I really don't like these kinds of gay ops. Not following the twitter side of things and just going by the videos gave me a rather skewed perception. I am mildly disappointed.

Nothing ever happens, everything is fake and gay. Flesh is a jew and I should not be surprised.

Does anyone have screenshots of him defending transing kids though? I've only heard him address it once or twice and he seemed to be critical of it.
 
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Angry Shoes said:
I assumed "jerky" and a lot of the food talk was about drugs not human meat. For some reason sloptubers and twitter posters are completely ignoring the rampant drug use that probably happened on that island.
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I've never heard a rich man talk about drugs, and I've never known them to lack drugs if they wanted them. There's no code talking going on, ever. They have what they want. It arrives unbidden. That's what being rich is.

The jerky stuff is because Epstein was a hypochondriac sperg who went hard on some stupid paleo diet and made everybody around him cater to him, like some vegan cunt. The emails about it make no sense because they're written by idiots.

To the disappointment of almost everyone, Epstein™ is a boring story about how Jews hate you. I mean it's boring in the sense of it including no exciting horror events or thrilling spycraft or whatever. Jews hating you isn't boring. It defines modern life.

But you can't say that. You can say—you're greatly encouraged to say—that, e.g., politicians eat children. Because they don't.
 
xertruglia said:
I thought the john wayne gacy video was a pretty fresh angle, for YouTube people at least*. He is actually reaching and stretching the facts from what I've read, which he does in a few videos, but I feel like it might come from someone in his family telling him "no this is what actually happened, it's fucked up".
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*pretty much, but even so, not unique [even Dave McGowan gave credit to Mae Brussell, which is more than I can say for Tom O'Neill, and DMcG did way more with less access than TO'N] -- this goes to a bit of a follow-up, FS's teamups with WGFD-Rusty and Coop, the latter recycling some very stale takes about the Harvest/LV/Paddock event, and passing them off as his own.
I'd like Flesh to redeem himself, but the collabs unto themselves make him disappear into the static of endless gayops and boosted personalities.
xertruglia said:
I'm sure this theory was out there prior though. All his other conspiracy vids have been pretty whatever. I did not like any of the Epstein videos because he focuses on the most crazy and obviously retarded claims. "They were eating people 👁️ 👁️" maybe they were maybe they weren't but there's more pressing shit to talk about in there. The influential politicians who were in contact with this Jewish mafia guy is more insane to me than "pick up 1lb of jerky at the usual place?" "Jerky? Jerky is meat and.. people... People are meat... Oh God..."
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I like @No-Eyed Square Guy's take on not eating children.
 
xertruglia said:
I'm sure this theory was out there prior though. All his other conspiracy vids have been pretty whatever. I did not like any of the Epstein videos because he focuses on the most crazy and obviously retarded claims. "They were eating people 👁️ 👁️" maybe they were maybe they weren't but there's more pressing shit to talk about in there.
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That’s the thing that’s always bothered me. In all of the pizzagate/Qanon narratives, they always jump to the most salacious possible explanation. Like when Jeffrey Epstein and John Podesta are talking about food, it is clearly a code for something else. But we don’t know what that something else is exactly. Is it slush funds? Is it paid protestors? Drugs? It could be any number of things.

Also, the people screaming about spirit cooking as something kind of weird ritual when it was just an art project.
 
It really does annoy me when you're having a normal conversation about conspiracy shit and someone immediately jumps to interdimensional pedophile vampires or whatever. Boomers are really bad about that, where every thing bad that has ever happened has links to satanism. And also Nazis for some reason? There's a thousand "Hitler and the Occult" documentaries. It really serves to water down whatever discussion you're currently having about more grounded theories.
 
No-Eyed Square Guy said:
To the disappointment of almost everyone, Epstein™ is a boring story about how Jews hate you. I mean it's boring in the sense of it including no exciting horror events or thrilling spycraft or whatever. Jews hating you isn't boring. It defines modern life.

But you can't say that. You can say—you're greatly encouraged to say—that, e.g., politicians eat children. Because they don't.
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Yeah jews have never exsanguinated children to drink/eat their blood. So is it normal boring rich jew stuff or not?
 
MaDeuce said:
He seriously cannot stop using mental gymnastics to continuously convince himself he's somehow "winning" (even him admitting he "lost" was somehow him "winning" in his mind) all while he keeps making stupid assumptions that blow up in his face.
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Autism + ego. He has real old internet flame war energy. Pre-troon something awful style spergery.

I’ve said it before but the man is vintage.
 
I couldn't find an appropriate thread yet, so in the spirit of general paranoia, here's a spooky x.com post from a LinkedIn exec [allegedly]:
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I am the Director of Professional Signal Intelligence at LinkedIn.Every time you log in, we search your computer.Not metaphorically.We run code that scans your installed software.Every browser extension.Every application.We catalog it.We transmit it to our servers.We share it with a third-party cybersecurity firm you've never heard of.The tracking pixel is zero pixels wide.We hid it off-screen.You never consented.We never asked.Our privacy policy doesn't mention it.That's networking.We call the program Project Handshake internally.The Slack channel is handshake-telem.In 2024 we scanned for 461 products.By February this year we scan for over 6,000.I don't know what all of them are.Nobody does.Someone on my team added categories for browser extensions that identify practicing Muslims.Someone added extensions for neurodivergent users.Someone added 509 job search tools.That last one is my favorite.We can tell which of our one billion users are secretly looking for new jobs.On the platform where their current boss checks their profile.That's networking.We scan for 200 products that compete with LinkedIn's sales tools.Apollo. Lusha. ZoomInfo.We know each user's real name, employer, and job title.We mapped exactly which companies use which competitor products.We extracted their customer lists from their users' browsers.Without anyone knowing.Then we sent legal threats to the users we caught.The EU told us to open our platform to third-party tools.We published two restricted APIs.They handle 0.07 calls per second.Our internal API, Voyager, handles 163,000 calls per second.In Microsoft's 249-page compliance report, the word "Voyager" appears zero times.That's networking.I presented our Software Disclosure Rate metrics at a leadership summit last quarter.The conference room is called The Fishbowl.Glass walls.Appropriate.There's a plaque on the wall.Q3 Competitive Landscape Award.I won it for the extension scanning initiative.Someone asked if users had a way to opt out.I said they can close their browser.The room laughed.I wasn't sure why.I browse LinkedIn on a Chromebook with no extensions.Most of the team does.The platform that helps you get hired searches your computer every time you visit.We know your name.We know your employer.We know your religion.Your disabilities.Your politics.Whether you're looking to leave.That's networking.The system works exactly as designed.I designed it.
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Flesh literally can’t help but air out his stupid drama to Twitter. All he had to do is make his videos and attempt damage control but he decided to blow it all up over Hassan orbiting communist troons on Twitter. Honestly he deserves it for even associating himself with leftism at all, anyone who’s been on the internet for 10 seconds know they are far more vicious to their defending comrades than anyone else.
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