FLESH SIMULATOR - The Internet's least suicidal content creator, not a Cruelty Squad DLC

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Tin Foil Hatter said:
Feels like this guy was someone they cultivated in case there is an "oh shit the goyem not only know but are pissed" contingency to try to calm people down before the situation turns into rust pvp servers but in real life.
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Considering his extremely timely political "shift", as well as how this thread exploded in such a short time since you posted this, I'm assuming he's on some state's payroll.

I went through most of the pages since this (but skipped with highlights parts because it got extremely repetitive as the thread got plagued), but was it ever confirmed e. g. that he actually had a girlfriend, or did people just rely on his word/tweets?

He also has a bit of that nick fuentes ebb and flow energy when it comes to saying TEH MOST BASTE things and then sperging out/shedding.
 
Hannibalistique said:
was it ever confirmed e. g. that he actually had a girlfriend, or did people just rely on his word/tweets?
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There was a female voice heard on the podcast a few times. One of Flesh's enemies posted a photo and threats. No picture of her and Flesh in the same frame or anything like that.
 
I'm a Silly said:
Based on my brief experience, 4chins was a place to almost immediately be exposed to CP and animal snuff unbidden.
That must have been about a decade or more ago, and I never posted. Anyway, I learned my lesson, and sometimes I go to 4plebs to noodle around.
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Sounds like /b/. People always try to hype their bona fides by bringing up /pol/ and /b/, but nobody ever says "i was on /v/ when it was comfy and people talked about video games sometimes." Outside of bots and ragebait, the site succumbed entirely to mlm style schemes. Movies, games, tv, products, supplements, fashion, literature, and politics. All of it just got eaten by man in the crowd marketing, BBC, tranny stuff, and pure ragebait.


Why is life so cruel?
 
MaDeuce said:
also "fridgegate" (allegedly flesh is lying about how tall he is, I'm 6''2 and my dick is able to rest comfortably on a kitchen counter. The fact his belly button barely clears it is proof enough to me there's no way he's taller than 5'9)
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I'm 99% sure I have that exact same fridge, what video is that from so I can be 100% sure? I can measure it when I get home
 
TheOtherSideofMakeBelieve said:
I'm 99% sure I have that exact same fridge, what video is that from so I can be 100% sure? I can measure it when I get home
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I know the subtitle's a joke alluding to several whistleblowers suddenly "killing themselves" and the subsequent meme of conspiracy theorists clarifying they're not suicidal, but I wouldn't be suprised if Flesh actually died of a True and Honest suicide rather than getting CIA'd. I don't think he has blown a whistle on anything that already wasn't public (albeit forgotten) information in his videos afaik.
 
The Eternal Newfag said:
I know the subtitle's a joke alluding to several whistleblowers suddenly "killing themselves" and the subsequent meme of conspiracy theorists clarifying they're not suicidal, but I wouldn't be suprised if Flesh actually died of a True and Honest suicide rather than getting CIA'd. I don't think he has blown a whistle on anything that already wasn't public (albeit forgotten) information in his videos afaik.
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He's textbook controlled opposition (the watering down/lies in his video are covered earlier in this thread, as well as the proof of him being gay, hence my question about his supposed girlfriend), he's going to live a long and prosperous life under his actual name when he retires.
 
Aunt Carol said:
I'm not entirely sure why we're worried about his height, but if it helps, that 24 oz bottle of Soft Scrub next to the Target bag is 9.5" high.
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A lot depends on the focal length. The average phone's main camera is about 24mm, which warps everything significantly.
 
Alphasnail said:
Hol' up! This nigga gay?
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This is the most recent post in this thread I bookmarked, idk if there's other stuff as well:
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Post in thread 'FLESH SIMULATOR'

I started following this heeb a couple years ago and stopped after he admitted on instagram to dabbling in gay sex and protesting his love for israel outwardly constantly. He also referenced being from Virginia which I always read as "son of a fed"


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(This screenshot was from February 20th, 2025)
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He keeps posting embarrassing pictures of himself in response to trolls on twitter. He's inches away from being goaded into posting his hole, à la PPP.
 
Hentai-Semitism said:
I used to browse 4chan for years before signing up here about a year ago when it got hacked. It was really, really bad and I barely think about it anymore. It was just porn porn porn contrarianism porn porn porn. There was almost no sincerity to be found anywhere and everything moved so fast it felt pointless to post because it was gone in just a few hours (not to mention endless/unsolvable captchas). I really don't think it was just the mods who were responsible for that site's steady decline in overall quality. I remember that site being much better when I discovered it around 2007, but that era is never coming back.
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I had a job that required me to be bored at 4am and I was using 4chan constantly during the end of trump 1. I was on pol as an election tourist and even there they would have weird covert advertising for escort services and of course people would also spam porn. Around this time it was mostly doom posting about COVID and how everyone was going to be dead.

I just am extremely skeptical of anyone talking about it lovingly. They never have any reason it was "good". It was pointless bullshit. Everyone who ever used it for more than 10 hours will tell you it sucked. It has always sucked. Any board that moves fast is full of retards, slow boards you can say are pleasant though. You heard a lot of larpers back in the day, hell even now, say shit like "yeah I like the gun/hiking/retro game subred- i mean... Board!" And it's like yeah. But also it's just a subreddit. And people will still post nasty scary porn. Maybe not on the hiking threads.
 
Good to see fridgegate has made it's way into flesh's subconscious, as he desperately tries to prove that he's not 5'8 1000022823.jpg
Of course every picture he posts is a game of "find the half empty bottles of alcohol"
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Flesh, everyone knows you're 5'11, you don't have to keep posting images of yourself next to kitchen appliances to prove people otherwise. Actually, no please keep posting images of yourself you look like if Jamie Hyneman let himself go. I could not be more entertained by Bernie fucking with you on twitter I don't want this to end
 
Hannibalistique said:
This is the most recent post in this thread I bookmarked, idk if there's other stuff as well:
Zooch Qwu

Post in thread 'FLESH SIMULATOR'

I started following this heeb a couple years ago and stopped after he admitted on instagram to dabbling in gay sex and protesting his love for israel outwardly constantly. He also referenced being from Virginia which I always read as "son of a fed"


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(This screenshot was from February 20th, 2025)
Reactions:Lol x 4 Like x 1 Islamic Content x 1 Horrifying x 6
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CONTAINMENT BREACH, WE HAVE BEEN FOUND OUT! :cryblood:

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Collectively as a species, we have been arguing if its less gay to sodomize than to be sodomized since the fucking greeks PLEASE just let that shit die off already
 
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