Orbiter "Flutter" / "Egg" / "Cabbage Patch" / "Meryl" / "Food Lion lady" - Modern Christory's biggest mystery

[sadrefrigerator]

Some redditorsl saw her get off the plane apparently, but that doesn't make sense. You'd have to be on the same flight to she her physically get off the plane. If that were the case we'd know which flight she came from along with a lot of information. The next best thing is seeing her wall out of the gates, which doesn't make sense for a number of reasons. Unless the airport is very small, you would have to be near the gate waiting to happen to catch her. You probably wouldn't recognize flutter until she met with Chris Chan, which would up ls be past security since Chris wasn't taking a flight. You would also be able to see what flight she got off on.

If I were to give this redditor the benefit of the doubt, he probably saw her exit security and meet chrischan. None of the other scenarios make sense.

Regarding the Etsy, there's recent reviews every other day. Prator is for sure moving product.

 

[Mudkipcorn]

Some redditorsl saw her get off the plane apparently, but that doesn't make sense. You'd have to be on the same flight to she her physically get off the plane. If that were the case we'd know which flight she came from along with a lot of information. The next best thing is seeing her wall out of the gates, which doesn't make sense for a number of reasons. Unless the airport is very small, you would have to be near the gate waiting to happen to catch her. You probably wouldn't recognize flutter until she met with Chris Chan, which would up ls be past security since Chris wasn't taking a flight. You would also be able to see what flight she got off on.

If I were to give this redditor the benefit of the doubt, he probably saw her exit security and meet chrischan. None of the other scenarios make sense.

Regarding the Etsy, there's recent reviews every other day. Prator is for sure moving product.

The Redditor claimed they were on the same flight as Flutter, and that the flight originated in Charlotte. All this is in the OP.

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

Two clarifications.
Flutter definitely flies via a plane, as she was on that redditor's flight and, especially with extra info I have gotten like the flight ticket info, I have no reason to doubt she does fly from somewhere else.
As for the earnings...they are high.

Chris's tugboat in 2014 was $1400. As it's been 10 years, it's probably higher, but for the sake of the argument we'll say that Chris keeps the rest of the money. That's $1400 a month.
Chris does one livestream every two weeks, during which he earns above $600 each. We'll assume we're operating on this number, but it might be higher. This means that we have $2600 a month right here.
Etsy store's average item price is $46 ($35 Praetor medallion, $85 Chris medallion, $100 Megastone medallion, 4 issues of Sonichu costing $30 each, $80 comic bundle, $15 rocks, $35 jail shit and $35 sonic totems). Their Etsy store sees 10 sales a day, and if we assume that each item is sold invidually (again, they might be purchased few at a time), and we assume each month is around 30,5 days, we get $14030. This, with the $2600 from other stuff, equates to $16630 a month.
This is for October and November, but in December we had a total of 5 comissions for $225 each, which means the earnings that month were at least $17755, and last month we had 10 comissions for $275 each, for a grand sum of 19380. Several people can live off of that, especially since Chris and Flutter, when together, share one house, and the second handler I theorise about would also share this location. If other Praetor members also have side gigs, they're earning a lot of money. They can definitely pay off a pseudo hooker for Chris.

And before I get the comments saying that I am wrong in using the $46 number because most of the items were only put on here last month, the average before that was $42,5 ($35 Praetor medallion, $85 Chris medallion, $15 rocks and $35 jail art). While lower, it isn't that big of a difference, plus Praetor sold a lot of art during that time, costing $200 a pop. I'd say it equaled.

 

[Chazzed Up]

@Zeus Blue Thunder Sorry for the @, quote on your post isn't working. I been out of the loop for a long while so dumb/late rate me as needed, but I'm wondering then at what point the government steps in to either (or both) take away his monthly handout or impose tax on the income he's making on Etsy/streaming. I have a disabled family member who receives SSDI but is still able to hold certain lower paying jobs, and they have to be careful not to exceed a certain income or they lose their SSDI. I cannot imagine making 20k a month and still getting gov't assistance unless fraud goes on, and I'd certainly expect taxes to be owed on that if it goes on for a full year of 240k in cash (not accounting for the fact that revenue will probably start to dip sooner than later).

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

Two clarifications.
Flutter definitely flies via a plane, as she was on that redditor's flight and, especially with extra info I have gotten like the flight ticket info, I have no reason to doubt she does fly from somewhere else.
As for the earnings...they are high.

Chris's tugboat in 2014 was $1400. As it's been 10 years, it's probably higher, but for the sake of the argument we'll say that Chris keeps the rest of the money. That's $1400 a month.
Chris does one livestream every two weeks, during which he earns above $600 each. We'll assume we're operating on this number, but it might be higher. This means that we have $2600 a month right here.
Etsy store's average item price is $46 ($35 Praetor medallion, $85 Chris medallion, $100 Megastone medallion, 4 issues of Sonichu costing $30 each, $80 comic bundle, $15 rocks, $35 jail shit and $35 sonic totems). Their Etsy store sees 10 sales a day, and if we assume that each item is sold invidually (again, they might be purchased few at a time), and we assume each month is around 30,5 days, we get $14030. This, with the $2600 from other stuff, equates to $16630 a month.
This is for October and November, but in December we had a total of 5 comissions for $225 each, which means the earnings that month were at least $17755, and last month we had 10 comissions for $275 each, for a grand sum of 19380. Several people can live off of that, especially since Chris and Flutter, when together, share one house, and the second handler I theorise about would also share this location. If other Praetor members also have side gigs, they're earning a lot of money. They can definitely pay off a pseudo hooker for Chris.

And before I get the comments saying that I am wrong in using the $46 number because most of the items were only put on here last month, the average before that was $42,5 ($35 Praetor medallion, $85 Chris medallion, $15 rocks and $35 jail art). While lower, it isn't that big of a difference, plus Praetor sold a lot of art during that time, costing $200 a pop. I'd say it equaled.

That's more than enough for Chris to get his Tugboat Sank, even 10% of that ontop of his tugboat is going to sink - Either Chris is not aware of this (unlikelely) and they are not reporting it or they really are giving Chris pennies - something is very fucky about this situation and the fallouts going to be interesting.

 

[Mariposa2.0 LTE]

She obviously wants his bent duck.

She's the momma bird to his earthworm.

 

[BubbaRobot887]

Now that would be the ultimate troll.
Reporting the tugboat for welfare fraud.

Imagine him raging about that.

 

[Honey Pie]

Now that would be the ultimate troll.
Reporting the tugboat for welfare fraud.

Someone did this, posted screenshots on farms and was banned for it LOL.

 

[King Kiwi]

Someone did this, posted screenshots on farms and was banned for it LOL.

Yeah, who let you back on here?

Kidding.

Welcome to Kiwi Farms! Happy to meet ya. 11 more years.

She's the momma bird to his earthworm.

Mari...what?

Now that would be the ultimate troll.
Reporting the tugboat for welfare fraud.

Imagine him raging about that.

No.

That's more than enough for Chris to get his Tugboat Sank, even 10% of that ontop of his tugboat is going to sink - Either Chris is not aware of this (unlikelely) and they are not reporting it or they really are giving Chris pennies - something is very fucky about this situation and the fallouts going to be interesting.

Well it is going to be it is tax season, so I'm wondering how they're going to explain all of this to the IRS.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

That's more than enough for Chris to get his Tugboat Sank, even 10% of that ontop of his tugboat is going to sink - Either Chris is not aware of this (unlikelely) and they are not reporting it or they really are giving Chris pennies - something is very fucky about this situation and the fallouts going to be interesting.

I think Chris lost the tugboat years ago. Social Security keeps tabs on your income, and he's been getting way too much for them to ignore. Along with people reporting fraud, I'm sure.

He and Praetor, I suppose, are making more than enough money now that his tugboat is a pittance, anyway.

 

[FinnSven]

I think Chris lost the tugboat years ago. Social Security keeps tabs on your income, and he's been getting way too much for them to ignore. Along with people reporting fraud, I'm sure.

He and Praetor, I suppose, are making more than enough money now that his tugboat is a pittance, anyway.

What I think is most likely is that the Etsy money and other griftings don’t go to Chris directly or officially.
Caden probably pockets that and maybe Venmo’s or just gives Chris physical cash.
Or just tells Chris that his “share” of Etsy money covers his rent and bills, and lets him keep his tugboat.

Caden can always just tell the authorities he lets Chris live with him rent free.

As for Chris, his tugboat and fraud etc, I am pretty certain back in the days of that Pointless Sperg poster, Sperg explained that Chris gets that tugboat until he croaks or gets an actual job due to arrangements Bob made with his insurance.

He can’t go and work and get it, he can’t run a business and get it, but he can receive “presents”, sell items privately for modest profit, and do a number of other things provided he isn’t full time employed.

Caden can probably get away with this as, has long been pointed out, Chris doesn’t exactly understand how money works and what the real value of things are.
E.g. he knew he needed 1000 for something so offered one of his shirts or something for 1000 on eBay, expecting just to get that.
Then a week later needed 100 for something else and offered one of Bob’s rare records for 100, not getting that he could have reasonably sold it for 300.

So yes, if Caden/Praetor are successfully getting morons to buy Chris made garbage and profiting from it, well done them.

I still don’t think flutter is hired/conspiring with them to keep Chris under control. I still think if they were up to something like that then they could get a nearer and more attractive woman to tard wrangle.

 

[MoonState]

Caden can always just tell the authorities he lets Chris live with him rent free.

Chris already spilled the beans on this in the interview with Keffals.

 

[King Kiwi]

Chris already spilled the beans on this in the interview with Keffals.
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Somehow isn't it usually the 41-year-old who's the landlord and the 21 or 22-year-old who's the person needing to rent?

 

[FinnSven]

Somehow isn't it usually the 41-year-old who's the landlord and the 21 or 22-year-old who's the person needing to rent?

Chris is forever 14.

He could be 88 and legally own the sonichu temple outright but a competent teenager could still be the one who has to deal with property taxes, electricity bills, internet charges and the like.

He is like Tommie Tooter, except more…..less…..at least he didn’t fuck a dog?……at least he didn’t rape a teenage girl.

 

[King Kiwi]

Chris is forever 14.

He could be 88 and legally own the sonichu temple outright but a competent teenager could still be the one who has to deal with property taxes, electricity bills, internet charges and the like.

He is like Tommie Tooter, except more…..less…..at least he didn’t fuck a dog?……at least he didn’t rape a teenage girl.

Really? I thought Chris had the mental capacity of a 5-year-old.

It definitely shows in those "art skills" of his.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

Really? I thought Chris had the mental capacity of a 5-year-old.

Nha more like 8 to 10 tops, He's weirdly competant in some ways weirdly incompetent in others, but his day to day functioning is that of a 8 to 10 year old and he quickly gets out of his depth.

 

[Chazzed Up]

As for Chris, his tugboat and fraud etc, I am pretty certain back in the days of that Pointless Sperg poster, Sperg explained that Chris gets that tugboat until he croaks or gets an actual job due to arrangements Bob made with his insurance.

He can’t go and work and get it, he can’t run a business and get it, but he can receive “presents”, sell items privately for modest profit, and do a number of other things provided he isn’t full time employed.

I have to assume profits are not being made in Chris's name then. Still, I would expect taxes to be owed on that income and if Chris is effectively being employed by his handlers and basically paid a salary, that's called being paid under the table and is fraud. Modest profit is not thousands a month. Past a certain point you have to report money earned through online sales on a 1099 so I am either guessing his handlers/weens are handling it or they are evading taxes.

 

[FinnSven]

I have to assume profits are not being made in Chris's name then. Still, I would expect taxes to be owed on that income and if Chris is effectively being employed by his handlers and basically paid a salary, that's called being paid under the table and is fraud. Modest profit is not thousands a month. Past a certain point you have to report money earned through online sales on a 1099 so I am either guessing his handlers/weens are handling it or they are evading taxes.

If he is being paid a salary.

If they let him live in the house for free and don’t make it clear how much money they make from him, that’s not fraud.

Well not in terms of his tugboat.

If they pay their taxes on the money that comes in, it’s not tax evasion or fraud. It’s just good old slave labor.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

Really? I thought Chris had the mental capacity of a 5-year-old.

It definitely shows in those "art skills" of his.

But 588 doesn't have the same pizazz.

 

[King Kiwi]

Nha more like 8 to 10 tops, He's weirdly competent in some ways, weirdly incompetent in others. But his day-to-day functioning is that of a 8-to-10-year old and he quickly gets out of his depth.

15 years of following Chris. Oi. You would think I'd know this guy backwards and forwards.