Orbiter "Flutter" / "Egg" / "Cabbage Patch" / "Meryl" / "Food Lion lady" - Modern Christory's biggest mystery

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ToroidalBoat said:
Isn't that some "My Little Pony" idiocy that "Honor Roll" came up with?
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King Kiwi said:
I think she came up with it because she likes the character.
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Yup, when introducing Flutter in the Setting The Record Straight video, and one of the four times he mentioned her by name, Chris stated that "I refer to her only as "Flutter", because she likes Fluttershy."
I wonder if he has been coached into not saying her name though, because, while two other times were in direct response to Chris being asked about her during his third livestream, the fourth time was him dreaming about her in the Persona livestream.
 
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Tennis-Ball-Tony said:
I'm almost starting to think that Flutter is portraying herself as Crystal, and that's what the relationship is about. We have that one that Food Lion spotting where Chris is trying to explain the Coinstar machine or something else to her, then there was that Walmart spotting where she was acting like a ditzy girl.

The draw for her would be that Chris could keep up the roleplay all day, every day, and believe it. That's tough to do for couples that roleplay things, eventually the real world comes into effect and they drop it. Chris however, could play pretend all the time.
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The only flaw I see in this theory is, well, the infamous baby comment Chris had to state was theoretical and not confirmation he was going to father a child.

Namely, he's established (either directly or indirectly, I don't exactly recall) that Flutter is his girlfriend, and the baby comment was pure speculation of a possible future event (so much for Chris being clarivoyant and 'knowing' shit happens in the future, eh?). However, if the Future Crystal Cosplay idea was true, then Chris knowingly admitted to wanting to impregnate his own daughter...with his daughter, who he would later impregnate and somehow create a reverse Oroboros that continually gives birth to itself through time travel.
 
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Zeus Blue Thunder said:
Yup, when introducing Flutter in the Setting The Record Straight video, and one of the four times he mentioned her by name, Chris stated that "I refer to her only as "Flutter", because she likes Fluttershy."
I wonder if he has been coached into not saying her name though, because, while two other times were in direct response to Chris being asked about her during his third livestream, the fourth time was him dreaming about her in the Persona livestream.
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Did he mention her actual name or just said Flutter?
 
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King Kiwi said:
FINALLY.

Finally. Good job.
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Just noticed something in these photos of both of them. We know Chris has a habit of wearing the same fucking thing for months on end, but egg seems to have the same problem Chris does as she's always been pictured in nothing else but the sweater/pants/sunhat...all the time. Also, didn't realize how out of proportion Chris is. Twigs for legs and arms, while doing his best to look like fat bastard.
 
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Ghostbeater said:
You mean STARTING another shitstorm? Like, last time?
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Actually, yeah, meant starting.
Albeit, tbh, with how much people hate me already, I don't think I could do much worse than that, really.
While I am good at predicting Christory, I am not perfect, and sadly people tend to look at the times you've been wrong, even if it made sense in context and especially if it got wildly popular.
 
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Pedophobe said:
Fair enough but just tell us what you think it is. Annie, Allie, Ellie, something else?
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Most likely Eeli, Aili or any variant of that. With what I found, "Aili" would match the best, but it's less used than the others and the searches of social media posts found nothing, so only gonna consider it with more evidence.
 
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Zeus Blue Thunder said:
Most likely Eeli, Aili or any variant of that. With what I found, "Aili" would match the best, but it's less used than the others and the searches of social media posts found nothing, so only gonna consider it with more evidence.
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Maybe her name is Annabananafee-fi-fo Montana or stupid fucking annoying blonde chick from mother fucking who gives a shit Finland.

Personally I'd believe either one.

Why we just call her Elsa and be done with it?
 
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SigueSigueSpergnik said:
Patti.
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I'm afraid they're not ready for this shit.
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