Orbiter "Flutter" / "Egg" / "Cabbage Patch" / "Meryl" / "Food Lion lady" - Modern Christory's biggest mystery

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Ammyterasu said:
I have half a theory that it could be Turner's syndrome
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But iirc our Finns kiwis also said that the way Flutter's looks is a somewhat known phenotype in some part of the country.
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Explains why she may not be able to conceive. I don't think it's just Xtine's mongoloid radioactive HRT swimmers.
Zeus Blue Thunder said:
I looked at the pics and it appears to be more of Wards Road.
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Although, again, with just a few Google Maps pics, I can't really tell, so it might be Forest Road. I am opting for either of the two, as Chris has been sighted around both, for example, the Walmart he goes to is located at Wards Road.
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That looks so horrible. Is her sense of judgement that bad that she's unitonically not ashamed to be seen with Chris in public. At least tranny chasers know to pump and dump than be seen with beasts in public.
Average Pepsi Enjoyer said:
Flutter's radioactive defense system makes it so any photo taken of her always becomes distorted. Jokes aside, the guy in the thread said his gf has the pic in better quality and he's trying to ask her for it. Let's hope he actually delivers.
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That's just too many coincidences.
 
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Denki Cho 3.0 said:
Explains why she may not be able to conceive. I don't think it's just Xtine's mongoloid radioactive HRT swimmers.

That looks so horrible. Is her sense of judgement that bad that she's unitonically not ashamed to be seen with Chris in public. At least tranny chasers know to pump and dump than be seen with beasts in public.

That's just too many coincidences.
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I dubbed it Cryptid Hunting Season for a reason.
Man, it's like poetry, it rhymes.
 
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Also, another thing I just realised.
Chris was spotted with Flutter every single time he went out in public when Flutter was confirmed to be with him.
Well, he DID get spotted once without Flutter in September, but that was a security cam, so she might have been out of frame.

Going by the calculations going by the ranges they were together (although it was definitely more, since I took the starting point for the second Finland trip as 27th, as this was when they were first spotted there, plus Chris was only spotted in Finland now on the 17th), I have estimated 185 days out of 365 (If Chris does stay in Finland 'till New Year, which is likely).
This means that Chris spent over 49,5% of 2024 with her.
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Chris was spotted with Flutter every single time he went out in public when Flutter was confirmed to be with him.
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During those periods of time, Chris was never spotted alone. We also only have one person that spotted Flutter without Chris, and that was because she was on a plane to him (Which was a year go, happy anniversary of that!).
They must be obsessed with each other. Why the hell would Chris need Flutter for simple shopping at Walmart or Goodwill. Normal couples, even long distance, wouldn't do this, Chris statistically saw her every other day, there would have been no need, so maybe it's because they're uncomfortable shopping alone?
Vice versa, maybe, but she seems to know the language well, and she was in the US for long enough that she should at least know her way around malls. So why did they never do it?

Love birds, I guess. Which means she is into him.
 
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Zeus Blue Thunder said:
Going by the calculations going by the ranges they were together (although it was definitely more, since I took the starting point for the second Finland trip as 27th, as this was when they were first spotted there, plus Chris was only spotted in Finland now on the 17th), I have estimated 185 days out of 365 (If Chris does stay in Finland 'till New Year, which is likely).
This means that Chris spent over 49,5% of 2024 with her.
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If those calculations are correct, one or both of them could be heading for having spent more than half of the year outside of their respective countries. This could create some interesting residency scenarios. Not going to speculate as to what those might be at this time, but the possibilities are there.

Zeus Blue Thunder said:
During those periods of time, Chris was never spotted alone. We also only have one person that spotted Flutter without Chris, and that was because she was on a plane to him (Which was a year go, happy anniversary of that!).
They must be obsessed with each other. Why the hell would Chris need Flutter for simple shopping at Walmart or Goodwill. Normal couples, even long distance, wouldn't do this, Chris statistically saw her every other day, there would have been no need, so maybe it's because they're uncomfortable shopping alone?
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On a practical level: she may not know how (or be licensed) to drive. As far as I can recall, they've only ever been spotted at places accessible by public transport in Helsinki, or locations in Virginia that Chris drives them to; airports are intentionally excluded from this. Big Island has fuck-all going on besides the paper mill, so can't particularly see her wanting to spend time in the house or getting to know the area which, without a car, is massively impractical. Makes sense for them to be somewhat joined at the hip as a result.
 
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SigueSigueSpergnik said:
If those calculations are correct, one or both of them could be heading for having spent more than half of the year outside of their respective countries. This could create some interesting residency scenarios. Not going to speculate as to what those might be at this time, but the possibilities are there.



On a practical level: she may not know how (or be licensed) to drive. As far as I can recall, they've only ever been spotted at places accessible by public transport in Helsinki, or locations in Virginia that Chris drives them to; airports are intentionally excluded from this. Big Island has fuck-all going on besides the paper mill, so can't particularly see her wanting to spend time in the house or getting to know the area which, without a car, is massively impractical. Makes sense for them to be somewhat joined at the hip as a result.
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I meant moreso Chris being spotted alone.

And as for spotting...
Of those 50%, over half of that is them in Finland, or a little over 100 days.
The limit is 90 days at a time and 180 days a year in Finland, not sure how it is in the US, but it doesn't seem as if they're at a risk of breaking it.
 
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He didn't have a front-fitted child seat?
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I'm almost starting to think that Flutter is portraying herself as Crystal, and that's what the relationship is about. We have that one that Food Lion spotting where Chris is trying to explain the Coinstar machine or something else to her, then there was that Walmart spotting where she was acting like a ditzy girl.

The draw for her would be that Chris could keep up the roleplay all day, every day, and believe it. That's tough to do for couples that roleplay things, eventually the real world comes into effect and they drop it. Chris however, could play pretend all the time.
 
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Tennis-Ball-Tony said:
I'm almost starting to think that Flutter is portraying herself as Crystal, and that's what the relationship is about. We have that one that Food Lion spotting where Chris is trying to explain the Coinstar machine or something else to her, then there was that Walmart spotting where she was acting like a ditzy girl.

The draw for her would be that Chris could keep up the roleplay all day, every day, and believe it. That's tough to do for couples that roleplay things, eventually the real world comes into effect and they drop it. Chris however, could play pretend all the time.
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I had that same thought, only that Flutter is roleplaying as Crystal from the future. Which is the same plot Chibiusa has in Sailor Moon and something Chris already plagiarized for his OG ponysona
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Honestly, nothing is too crazy when Chris is involved.
 
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Average Pepsi Enjoyer said:
I had that same thought, only that Flutter is roleplaying as Crystal from the future. Which is the same plot Chibiusa has in Sailor Moon and something Chris already plagiarized for his OG ponysona
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It's also similar to Dragon Ball Z, you know, Trunks. Can't remember the entire plot line.

But yeah I was thinking Sailor Moon as well.

Nothing is safe.
 
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King Kiwi said:
It's also similar to Dragon Ball Z, you know, Trunks. Can't remember the entire plot line.

But yeah I was thinking Sailor Moon as well.

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Funnily enough, Sega later ripped off the whole Trunks thing with Silver, but worse.

Trunks plotline was that the humanity was attacked by surprise by the androids, and with all the Z warriors being retired, no one could stop them. Gohan, the only warrior of resistance, lost his arm and was in a bad shape, but he trained Trunks to help him defeat the androids once and for all. After he died, Trunks used a time machine he built to warn Goku and save the future.

In Sonic 06, Silver is convinced by the main villain's other half that his other half was released by Sonic, so Silver time travels to kick his ass and prevent Iblis and Mephiles from being born, only to realise he himself fucked up hard and is basically stuck in a loop. Also, his only friend yeets herself off to another dimension to contain Iblis.
 
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ToroidalBoat said:
Isn't that some "My Little Pony" idiocy that "Honor Roll" came up with?
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I think she came up with it because she likes the character.

I wonder if that means she likes animals and if I remember correctly she was besties with Discord.

So maybe she looks at Chris like some weird dragon who can bend reality.
 
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