Orbiter "Flutter" / "Egg" / "Cabbage Patch" / "Meryl" / "Food Lion lady" - Modern Christory's biggest mystery

[King Kiwi]

Finland, one expects to pay 8 euros give or take for a mug of foaming lager.

More specialty beer will be more of course.

Vodka is relatively cheap and good though. Korsenkova beats the shit out of Smirnoff, Grey Goose, absolut and all of the other common brands.

But bar drinking is generally quite a common activity for Finns, so they just deal with the prices.

What are the odds that Chris would get drunk and a reindeer would piss on him passed out in the snow?

 

[FinnSven]

What are the odds that Chris would get drunk and a reindeer would piss on him passed out in the snow?

Depends where he does this.
Reindeer live in the far north, they don’t wander around the streets of Helsinki.

It’s more likely he would be pissed on by an even drunker Finn.

 

[King Kiwi]

Depends where he does this.
Reindeer live in the far north, they don’t wander around the streets of Helsinki.

It’s more likely he would be pissed on by an even drunker Finn.

Fine, we'll send him to Canada so he can get kicked in the nuts by a moose.

 

[Éamonn Ceannt]

Alcohol there is expensive too. Unless... when is that contest they have where you carry your girlfriend through an obstacle course and if you win your prize is her weight in beer?

Damn that sounds like a great time. Wtf I love Finland now.

What are the odds that Chris would get drunk and a reindeer would piss on him passed out in the snow?

Lmfao I'd pay to see that. Too bad Chris isn't a drunk though so I doubt it would happen.

 

[A.P. Hill]

Donno what they do up in Northern Europe, but at least in Germany people just go across the border to Poland or Czeck or however you spell it.

There's an entire Silk Road of Alcohol Sales in the EU. Norwegians go to Sweden, Swedes go to Denmark, Danes go to Germany, and Germans go to Poland. Towns on the EU border are nearly always 10% people and 90% Booze/Cig Duty Free Megamarts.

 

[FinnSven]

Swedes go to Denmark

Swedes also go to Germany.
The Stena line ferry probably runs 90% of its trips specifically for booze buying.

I first thought they were taking the piss when I heard that Noggies come to Sweden to buy “cheap” booze, but after going to Norway’s Vinomonopolet, it’s understandable.

Sweden’s Systembolaget isn’t cheap, it’s what one would consider normal price in an expensive supermarket for booze.
Norway though, it was an average of twice the price, like 40 euros for a standard 70cl bottle of vodka, compared to 20-25 in Sweden.

(Prices given in Euros for simplicity)

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

New photos of them at Goodwill emerged.

The OP initially stated that it was a few days ago, then months ago, before ending up on the date "August 22", so I am gonna list it as such. in the initial post.

 

[Ammyterasu]

Redditor posted pictures of Chris & Flutter at a Goodwill in Lynchburg from months ago. The quality is abysmal







edit: late & gay

 

[Mudkipcorn]

Finns also go to Estonia to buy alcohol. I've been at the port when the ferry comes in and many passengers go straight to the booze shop near the terminal. It's like €50 without a car though so I imagine many Finns also make a day trip to the old city rather than just coming for booze. Some probably do just come for the alcohol though.

I wonder if they're still in Finland. This just keeps happening so I think we may actually get decent photos next year.

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

Finns also go to Estonia to buy alcohol. I've been at the port when the ferry comes in and many passengers go straight to the booze shop near the terminal. It's like €50 without a car though so I imagine many Finns also make a day trip to the old city rather than just coming for booze. Some probably do just come for the alcohol though.

I wonder if they're still in Finland. This just keeps happening so I think we may actually get decent photos next year.

They're spending Christmas there. Most likely up until mid January, simillar to how Flutter visited Chris last year. Hell, it'll be the first anniversary of that airport sighting tomorrow.

 

[SigueSigueSpergnik]

Finns also go to Estonia to buy alcohol. I've been at the port when the ferry comes in and many passengers go straight to the booze shop near the terminal. It's like €50 without a car though so I imagine many Finns also make a day trip to the old city rather than just coming for booze. Some probably do just come for the alcohol though.

I wonder if they're still in Finland. This just keeps happening so I think we may actually get decent photos next year.

@Stinkyboy This has been going on since before the EU came into existence in 1992, and not just between Finland and Estonia, either. Depending on what you can buy, carry, smuggle, and / or resell, it can be financally-advantageous. Nothing autistic about it at all.

 

[Your Starter for 10]

Is it just me or doea Flutter look a little bit pregnant?

 

[FinnSven]

Is it just me or doea Flutter look a little bit pregnant?

Nope. She just has pretty terrible dress sense.

More evidence that she is on the spectrum too.

 

[An unusual anus]

What's worse—80 or 8?

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

The quality is abysmal

Why is it that every time there's an image of her, it's always impossible to see her face clearly?

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

Nope. She just has pretty terrible dress sense.

More evidence that she is on the spectrum too.

Maybe that's because, and stay with me here, they're buying said clothes at Goodwill.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Why is it that every time there's an image of her, it's always impossible to see her face clearly?

From what we can see, she has a face as ugly as her personality

 

[Mister Baranavichy]

New photos of them at Goodwill emerged.
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If someone told me this was evidence In a case regarding a pedophile meeting with a child and kidnapping them I'd believe it.

It's uncanny how it looks just like a sting operation, especially with the size difference and the creepy shot of them both walking away.

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

The OP initially stated that it was a few days ago, then months ago, before ending up on the date "August 22", so I am gonna list it as such. in the initial post.

I was working about two hours away from Lynchburg in early September and it was hot as fuck. Like tropical hot and nasty, not a nice island but some shithole country tropical. Chris especially must have stank to high heaven. I don't understand how she could walk around in long pants and a cold weather shirt, unless Chris cranks the AC because of how fat he is.

Also that Goodwill store appears to be the one closest to Big Island, on Forest Road. It most likely is the summer because of how the store faces the sun, and the angle those light beams are coming in at.

 

[James Brown]

If someone told me this was evidence In a case regarding a pedophile meeting with a child and kidnapping them I'd believe

She is shockingly child-like in appearance. Spurdo heritage is not enough to explain this - there's some serious Syndrome coursing through her genetic strands. And I don't think it's downs.