Orbiter "Flutter" / "Egg" / "Cabbage Patch" / "Meryl" / "Food Lion lady" - Modern Christory's biggest mystery

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A) she's getting paid
B) she's trying to reform him
C) she's being nice to him in order to get money from him with the shop
D,) she genuinely likes him
E) she's a freak like him
G) she's Caden with a wig
H,) some combination of the other choices.

Personally G always makes me laugh but probably B and D since she's been around so long.
I agree that it’s likely a mix of those but the whole thing is odd.

Chris’s personality seemingly changing (likely due to meds) plays a big part in the weirdness of the situation, like there is no way a a decade ago Chris’s ego would allow himself to refer to an actual girlfriend as ‘just a friend’ and as well as that Caden/Praetor seem to be staging at least some of the footage of them together.

Currently I think it’s either a girlfriend that Chris is somehow now managing to be low-key about or she’s one of those girls who see’s someone like Chris as a project and is trying to ‘fix’ him but potentially isn’t romantically interested (Maybe she just has an autistic interest in Chris) although I do think he is into her either way and I’m similarly surprised he’s not being more handsy in public, I assume it’s because he’s been repeatedly warned about that.
She might be equally insane thinking she's Muhammad.
Yeah, I’ve considered similar too, maybe she’s the one person who actually buys into Chris being the second coming of Jesus and bringer of the merge?
 
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It seems crazy that anyone would be into Chris either romantically or platonically, but it's a numbers game. There are about 136 million adult women currently living in the US (we'll exclude the BRUTE MALES who Chris himself cannot abide). Even if there's only a one-in-a-million shot that any given person can tolerate him (and I think that the odds are much closer to his favor seeing as 1 in 5 Americans has a mental illness), that still leaves >100 potential friends/sweethearts. Open up the pool to the entire world, and it's an order of magnitude greater.

I think that Flutter is just the product of those odds. For whatever reason she just likes spending time with him. I certainly don't understand her motivation, but there are a lot of weirdos out there.
 
The real decline (and abuse) of the pets didn't seem to start until after Bob croaked. In all likelihood, he was the one person in the house who was actually taking care of them.
I don't think that's true either. Patti, spent her entire life chained to a dog house in a small pen in the backyard, rain, snow, or shine. Patti was neglected as much as the cats and clover and snoopy, she was just neglected outdoors. Instead of eating canned soup and chili off the carpet, she ate it off the grass and dirt. Instead of shitting on a newspaper in the hallway, she shit in her sleeping area. After Bob died it just got worse since crazy Barb wanted animals for comfort and more animals just means more neglect.
 
B) she's trying to reform him
D,) she genuinely likes him
E) she's a freak like him
Maybe she's just the same type of person as this random at-that-time 18y/o Finnish girl, who would be 32 at this point, who back in 2011 described herself in some Finnish astrology forum as someone who's motherly yet childish, deeply interested in the spiritual, tarot, symbolism, dream interpretation, and all the other shit Chris claimed to be into. Someone who sees herself as guiding people who are going through hard times onto the right path and find fulfillment in life.

Google translated screenshot:
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I mean, who knows. Crazier shit has happened.
 
I don't think that's true either. Patti, spent her entire life chained to a dog house in a small pen in the backyard, rain, snow, or shine. Patti was neglected as much as the cats and clover and snoopy, she was just neglected outdoors. Instead of eating canned soup and chili off the carpet, she ate it off the grass and dirt. Instead of shitting on a newspaper in the hallway, she shit in her sleeping area. After Bob died it just got worse since crazy Barb wanted animals for comfort and more animals just means more neglect.
Chris never intentionally abused any animals, and he earnestly seems to love them, he just didn't know how to care for him
The cats were better off since cats can handle being neglected better than dogs, and the only time harm befall them was out of Chris' stupidity
He can be permitted around animals just fine, he just shouldn't be their sole caretaker because he's confused and clueless to what to do is all
 
I've been maintaining since the beginning of this thread they are just in a genuine relationship with zero to minimal Caden involvement. Retards, trannies, autists and such, get together all the time, they also breed and vote.
I think one of the things that drives interest in the Flutter mystery too, aside from general thirst for Chris content, is pure jealousy from Zoomers and Reddit autists who picture themselves as normal but can't bring themselves to talk to a girl, and are absolutely enraged by the prospect that Chris Chan, the absolute definition of internet failure, is doing something they cannot do.
The hole is the goal they say. Second, it's not about love, but rather having what the other person has. They're not out there getting married and having kids because of commitment issues. They're just there because Briffault's law, which also applies to animals. Humans have moral sense to not act like animals, even like this, since they have the choice.
 
The hole is the goal they say. Second, it's not about love, but rather having what the other person has. They're not out there getting married and having kids because of commitment issues. They're just there because Briffault's law, which also applies to animals. Humans have moral sense to not act like animals, even like this, since they have the choice.
if you think strange and/or degenerate people aren't capable of love, you're wrong
they're very much drawn to eachother the same way normal people are drawn to one another, and the only reason normal people can't understand why and try and formulate some ulterior motive is because they can't imagine *themselves* being into such a person, so 'i can't see myself doing it, so how could anyone else possibly do it? it makes no sense! i just don't get it!'
 
Chris never intentionally abused any animals, and he earnestly seems to love them, he just didn't know how to care for him
Reminder that he and Borb called animal control on a neighbor's cat and had it put down just because the poor thing scratched him (it wouldn't surprise me if they were originally trying to steal it like they did with another neighbor's dog)

And I can't find the source at the moment but he also intentionally ran over a snake with his car, then gloated about it with the trolls.
 
Reminder that he and Borb called animal control on a neighbor's cat and had it put down just because the poor thing scratched him (it wouldn't surprise me if they were originally trying to steal it like they did with another neighbor's dog)

And I can't find the source at the moment but he also intentionally ran over a snake with his car, then gloated about it with the trolls.
First one I did not know.

Well since Chris hasn't brag about his everyday accomplishments anymore, I guess we won't know if he has a new pet unless someone tells us.
 
Reminder that he and Borb called animal control on a neighbor's cat and had it put down just because the poor thing scratched him (it wouldn't surprise me if they were originally trying to steal it like they did with another neighbor's dog)

And I can't find the source at the moment but he also intentionally ran over a snake with his car, then gloated about it with the trolls.
oh
oh fuck i never actually heard of this one

what the FUCK chris?
 
I highly doubt that she's actually into him. Sure she's batshit crazy but I also think that Chris is her pet like a retarded dog that constantly humps your leg. Is it annoying? Sure but at the end of the day you think it's cute the way he eats poop and gets into fights with his own shadow. For whatever reason a lot of people seem to want in on Christory and Flutter has the mother-lover wrapped around her midget sausage finger. It probably makes her feel important like people who participate in those ugly cat contests. Anybody can keep a pet tard, but her pet tard has a massive online following.
 
I've been maintaining since the beginning of this thread they are just in a genuine relationship with zero to minimal Caden involvement. Retards, trannies, autists and such, get together all the time, they also breed and vote.
I think one of the things that drives interest in the Flutter mystery too, aside from general thirst for Chris content, is pure jealousy from Zoomers and Reddit autists who picture themselves as normal but can't bring themselves to talk to a girl, and are absolutely enraged by the prospect that Chris Chan, the absolute definition of internet failure, is doing something they cannot do.
I feel like they have a non sexual but semi-romantic relationship since I feel like Chris would say they had a gf. One thing is cows oftern get gf's cos they go for the worst women in the world. It is actually really easy to get a gf if you put yourself out there.
 
Yep there's that Mailbag and a reference on the page about Chris destroying his PS3
Interesting to note here is that, like the snake he tried to run over, the cardboard box and the Clown Doll, it takes Chris three tries AND a coup de grace the next day just to break his PS3 dead.
but I just can't find the original quote. I love that the cwcki keeps Chris' typos and transcribes his mangled words like he says them, but that sometimes also makes it difficult to search for specific words and phrases.

Also the snake thing was hilariously referenced in Maple's CWC Adult Chronicles, in the yard you can fight snakes and one of the options is to run them over with the car (which leads to the car smashing into the house and a death screen lol)
 
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