Orbiter "Flutter" / "Egg" / "Cabbage Patch" / "Meryl" / "Food Lion lady" - Modern Christory's biggest mystery

[YouTube Autist]

The bitch could use an actual dick for once lmao, since chris infamously has the bent duck.

I do not appreciate the hurtful insults I have read after hat directed towards Chris. His dick is bigger than previously photographed, and it is no longer bent.

 

[Cuntspiracy Man]

I do not appreciate the hurtful insults I have read after hat directed towards Chris. His dick is bigger than previously photographed, and it is no longer bent.

proof?

 

[YouTube Autist]

proof?

While the truth is appreciated sometimes, there IS a certain level of Truth Telling that should Never be Exceded, because of hurting the other's feelings and emotions worse than they already are. Is Sympathy a Lost Art in this Damn Digital Communicatve Age that makes more and more Society Autistic-like Every day?

 

[Cuntspiracy Man]

While the truth is appreciated sometimes, there IS a certain level of Truth Telling that should Never be Exceded, because of hurting the other's feelings and emotions worse than they already are. Is Sympathy a Lost Art in this Damn Digital Communicatve Age that makes more and more Society Autistic-like Every day?

you cut the poetics and give me what i'm asking for
i want pictures of chris' duck on my desk by tomorrow morning!

 

[King Kiwi]

you cut the poetics and give me what i'm asking for
i want pictures of chris' duck on my desk by tomorrow morning!

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You need your heart medication. Don't make me call your wife.

 

[demicolon]

While the truth is appreciated sometimes, there IS a certain level of Truth Telling that should Never be Exceded, because of hurting the other's feelings and emotions worse than they already are. Is Sympathy a Lost Art in this Damn Digital Communicatve Age that makes more and more Society Autistic-like Every day?

Hi Chris, but don't you already have an account here?

 

[FinnSven]

I do not appreciate the hurtful insults I have read after hat directed towards Chris. His dick is bigger than previously photographed, and it is no longer bent.

Did sticking it in his own mother straighten it out then?

 

[Cuntspiracy Man]

Did sticking it in his own mother straighten it out then?

female ducks have corkscrew vagina and male ducks have corkscrew penises, they evolved alongside eachother in this way

maybe barb has a bent vagina

 

[Tetragrammaton]

Yeah, I think she's legit into Chris.

Obviously she's pretty fucked up considering she is into a guy who raped his mom and feeds into Chris's delusions about being Jesus, but I think it's legit

who knows. she could be like those people who join cults because the crazy shit the cult leader says appeals to their own craziness. maybe flutter thinks shes the second coming of the virgin mary and she has to find jesus or whatever. either way chris was bound to find someone eventually. rather that ends well or not is yet to be seen but honestly if flutter keeps him from going back for some more barbussy then great.

 

[RollOverBeethoven]

Did sticking it in his own mother straighten it out then?

Even though the barbussy probably hangs like the sleeve of a wizard, it must have the power of Vulcan's forge to be able to bend the mighty duck.

 

[Ericson]

While the truth is appreciated sometimes, there IS a certain level of Truth Telling that should Never be Exceded, because of hurting the other's feelings and emotions worse than they already are. Is Sympathy a Lost Art in this Damn Digital Communicatve Age that makes more and more Society Autistic-like Every day?

hey chris.

 

[King Kiwi]

hey chris.

Or someone who has studied the Chris-chan... Vernacular? Verbiage?

 

[CornBogFitz]

Flutter being a biological man could explain a lot. The waifu voice, the hair style, flat chest. The weird name. Weird face. Willingness to tolerate Chris

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Flutter being a biological man could explain a lot. The waifu voice, the hair style, flat chest. The weird name. Weird face. Willingness to tolerate Chris

Doesn't look like she has a flat chest

 

[King Kiwi]

Doesn't look like she has a flat chest

Such a thing of stuffed bras

 

[Cuntspiracy Man]

>no, kiwifarms, not every woman is a tranny

 

[CornBogFitz]

>no, kiwifarms, not every woman is a tranny

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Shut up tranny. YWNBARW kys! Trump is president now RAAAAAA!!

 

[BradeRunna]

I think people need to get lives. This 6 foot tall mentally ill retard is not that interesting.

If he wasn't retarded, he would try to make money off this shit.

 

[bear hammer]

I think people need to get lives. This 6 foot tall mentally ill retard is not that interesting.

If he wasn't retarded, he would try to make money off this shit.

If Chris wasn't retarded, there wouldn’t be any shit to make money off of. The reason for his infamy is because he’s incapable of functioning like a normal person. It’s not just that he’s mentally ill, he’s a one man ouroboros of delusion, entitlement, and extremely bizarre decision making that keeps feeding into itself. People don't watch because he's a genius mastermind, they watch because every time you think his story has reached its natural conclusion, he somehow finds a way to make it worse.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

People don't watch because he's a genius mastermind, they watch because every time you think his story has reached its natural conclusion, he somehow finds a way to make it worse.

I think people usually watch "Chris Chan" for the same reason people used to go to freak shows when those kind of shows were a thing.