Orbiter "Flutter" / "Egg" / "Cabbage Patch" / "Meryl" / "Food Lion lady" - Modern Christory's biggest mystery

[Forest Portal Triumph 747]

Yeah, I don't buy the Finland thing simply because unless she is also a US citizen coming in and out by plane this many times a year would be a huge hassle.
Then again maybe she is coming across the Mexican border illegally the government is paying for her flights and she doesn't have to go through security?
Seriously though, it would cost a lot of money and time for her to do this.
If she is from Finland there is no way she is not banging Chris because I can't see a woman going through this trouble for a man she wasn't in love with.

I don't know how much a round trip costs, but she only needed to make two different round trips. One for her stay in the USA when she was first spotted by Chris Chad Connoisseurs in September. Another for her second stay in the USA when she was spotted in March.

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

I don't know how much a round trip costs, but she only needed to make two different round trips. One for her stay in the USA when she was first spotted by Chris Chad Connoisseurs in September. Another for her second stay in the USA when she was spotted in March.

December 20 - Januar y13.
That being said, again, I'll repeat myself, my theory is not of her actually living in Finland. My theory is that she is at least part Finnish and lives in the US.

 

[King Metalia]

Come on, that's fucked up!! That's pretty mean of you to say. What if it turns out she's actually pretty smart? Maybe she's smarter than everyone reading this post.

One of the most important rules of Christory states anyone who gets involved with Chris is a dumbass by default. Just look at any ween if you want proof of that.

 

[Balldo]

Oh, no, not these retards again, I thought we were done with this shit...

"actually entirely possible to 'fake' being on a flight by getting tickets online so you can get through security, and then while at the airport simply cancel the flight"

 

[BeatboxBill]

Maybe she's smarter than everyone reading this post.

She's hanging out with Chris, she's clearly dumber than wood

 

[FinnSven]

Yeah, I don't buy the Finland thing simply because unless she is also a US citizen coming in and out by plane this many times a year would be a huge hassle.
Then again maybe she is coming across the Mexican border illegally the government is paying for her flights and she doesn't have to go through security?
Seriously though, it would cost a lot of money and time for her to do this.
If she is from Finland there is no way she is not banging Chris because I can't see a woman going through this trouble for a man she wasn't in love with.

https://travel.state.gov/content/travel/en/us-visas/tourism-visit/visa-waiver-program.html

Just posting this again.

If she is from Finland then she doesn’t need a visa.

I agree that it doesn’t prove that she is, and I also don’t think she is because as pointed out, even without visa requirements it’s still a hassle to fly from Europe to the USA.

Especially as she would likely have to change planes at least twice.
There is definitely not a flight direct from Helsinki to Virginia.

 

[sadrefrigerator]

"actually entirely possible to 'fake' being on a flight by getting tickets online so you can get through security, and then while at the airport simply cancel the flight"

I know someone who did that every time he flew so that he could eat at the lounge on arrival.

 

[King Kiwi]

Forgive me, does Chris actually say anything when you ask him about Flutter?

Other than the fact that she's just a friend. Has he ever answered anything more about her in any of those streams or whatever he does?

 

[Rapier Ape]

The guy who got doxed after hitting someone with a bike lock, the main likely reason was that someone who is capable of using a bike lock as a weapon has committed similar violence against others in his immediate community so has enemies or just people who would rather he went to prison.

Ultimately Clanton was doxed because his opsec was like 1/10. A list of his screw ups are here.
1 wearing his everyday attire.
2 his "disguise" consisted if a pair of sunglasses and a bandana.
3 kept his tire pressure checker in his back pocket in the same spot.
4 Same shoes.
5 left his social media open to the public after the fact. So digging through and finding everything above was going on in less that 12 hours after the fact.
I was there watching this all go down over on 4pol and 8pol.
Also another fun fact was the part where one of his komrads sold him out for an ounce of weed.
That's an ounce of weed in California.
So pretty much 100 bucks and that's highballing it.
In the end nothing really came of that whole ordeal other than a tiny fine and some laughable probation.

 

[Forest Portal Triumph 747]

Forgive me, does Chris actually say anything when you ask him about Flutter?

Other than the fact that she's just a friend. Has he ever answered anything more about her in any of those streams or whatever he does?

I don’t watch his streams but I’m 100% sure he’s been asked about it but she’s a banned topic, possibly word filtered on the chat. Which just goes to show that he’s deliberately coached to not talk about her

if she was just a friend, why go through all that trouble?

if she was a handler, it would make sense for her to want to be a banned topic, but still…why go through all the trouble to fly out multiple times to spend 1-on-1 time with Chris if you weren’t giving him what people in this thread are in PATHETIC denial about?

note: every time she's been sighted, she was the ONLY person who was next to Chris. You'd think that Praetor or whoever would at least have a guy as well with her, because she's a womanlet and therefore would be more easily preyed upon by Chris. But no...she's the ONLY one alone with him...because in her mind she's the ONLY one for him <3

 

[XYZpdq Jr.]

did I miss something or is "she was totes on a plane!" still just some redditor said so?

last I saw luggage pickup at most USA airports isn't any boggle to get into, people walk in and out constantly
concourses for leaving is where you need the tix

 

[Optimus Prime]

Oh, no, not these retards again, I thought we were done with this shit...

"actually entirely possible to 'fake' being on a flight by getting tickets online so you can get through security, and then while at the airport simply cancel the flight"

All Chris needs to see is Flutter walking in from the direction of the exit zone as if she had boarded a flight.

Given the extreme lengths that Caden has gone to provide Chris with a reasonably stable living situation and his own criminal history, playing the system to fool one fucking idiot who wears the head of an abomination he made up in elementary school doesn't seem like that much of a stretch.

I don’t watch his streams but I’m 100% sure he’s been asked about it but she’s a banned topic, possibly word filtered on the chat. Which just goes to show that he’s deliberately coached to not talk about her

if she was just a friend, why go through all that trouble?

if she was a handler, it would make sense for her to want to be a banned topic, but still…why go through all the trouble to fly out multiple times to spend 1-on-1 time with Chris if you weren’t giving him what people in this thread are in PATHETIC denial about?

note: every time she's been sighted, she was the ONLY person who was next to Chris. You'd think that Praetor or whoever would at least have a guy as well with her, because she's a womanlet and therefore would be more easily preyed upon by Chris. But no...she's the ONLY one alone with him...because in her mind she's the ONLY one for him <3

The burden of evidence is still on you to prove that Flutter was on any of those planes in the first place. You can't. Therefore, your entire argument she's flying in at great cost to fuck a retard whose sex drive is non-existent because he fucked his own biology for years with estrogen cream is unsupported.

Plus, just because she's small doesn't mean she'd be easy for Chris, who only fucked his geriatric mother because Barb doesn't even know where she is half the time anymore. He's not some hulking samson, he's an overweight pear shaped man who we just saw getting exhausted picking up pebbles from a driveway. One elbow strike to the gut or a pressure point and he's down for several minutes.

 

[Naenia Ness]

He's not some hulking samson, he's an overweight pear shaped man who we just saw getting exhausted picking up pebbles from a driveway. One elbow strike to the gut or a pressure point and he's down for several minutes.

Probably don't even need to go that far, you could probably just start jogging away and he wouldn't be able to keep up, or at least not for long.

 

[Forest Portal Triumph 747]

Jesus Christ, the stretch...the mental gymnastics

edit: i uploaded it to reddit, please upvote https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/1cbqwe0/the_mental_gymnastics_regarding_flutter/

 

[Guest123]

Jesus Christ, the stretch...the mental gymnastics

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edit: i uploaded it to reddit, please upvote https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/1cbqwe0/the_mental_gymnastics_regarding_flutter/

>frequent poster in r/armpitfetish and r/hairyarmpits

should I pretend to be surprised?

 

[FinnSven]

The burden of evidence is still on you to prove that Flutter was on any of those planes in the first place. You can't. Therefore, your entire argument she's flying in at great cost to fuck a retard whose sex drive is non-existent because he fucked his own biology for years with estrogen cream is unsupported.

The original post on this thread details the time which Flutter was seen on a flight to meet Chris.
He expressly said she was on the plane with him.

The same guy got the video of Chris in the airport meeting Flutter. He videoed her from behind on the escalator and tried to speak to Chris and Flutter.

That is pretty strong evidence she has flown at least once to see Chris.

The claim that she is hired by Caden for reasons? It’s still too far fetched.
Especially the whole faking flights to throw Chris off idea.
Caden has connections in the area which the house is in.
Surely it would be simpler to get someone local to keep tabs on Chris.

 

[Naenia Ness]

Jesus Christ, the stretch...the mental gymnastics

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edit: i uploaded it to reddit, please upvote https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/1cbqwe0/the_mental_gymnastics_regarding_flutter/

>frequent poster in r/armpitfetish and r/hairyarmpits

should I pretend to be surprised?

Fucking lol

Why the fuck would you link your reddit account to your kiwifarms account???

Especially when it becomes very clear very quickly you like hairy women.

 

[MoonState]

Why the fuck would you link your reddit account to your kiwifarms account???

In which he links to his DeviantArt (A) Spoiler: More hairy armpits and handcuffed women.

 

[Naenia Ness]

In which he links to his DeviantArt (A) Spoiler: More hairy armpits and handcuffed women.

I don't know what I was expecting it's exactly as was described, thanks I hate it.

 

[Skitarii]

Kiwi Farms is known for doxxing people

KF hasn't doXXXXXXed anyone, retards do it to themselves. Kiwis have only ever exposed information that cows willingly reveal on their own. We're not elite ub3r h4xx0rs who can triangulate someone's linguistic urheimat based on a time stamp. Flutter is a literal nobody with minimal social media presense.