Orbiter "Flutter" / "Egg" / "Cabbage Patch" / "Meryl" / "Food Lion lady" - Modern Christory's biggest mystery

[Naenia Ness]

KF hasn't doXXXXXXed anyone, retards do it to themselves. Kiwis have only ever exposed information that cows willingly reveal on their own. We're not elite ub3r h4xx0rs who can triangulate someone's linguistic urheimat based on a time stamp. Flutter is a literal nobody with minimal social media presense.

Idk man, I'd consider someone looking at a picture that happens to have a fucking door knob in the background and using that to find out where someone currently is doxxing of some kind.

 

[Bill Kilgore]

Jesus Christ, the stretch...the mental gymnastics

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edit: i uploaded it to reddit, please upvote https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/1cbqwe0/the_mental_gymnastics_regarding_flutter/

"After making sweet love to his dementia ridden mother and pleasuring her better than his cuck KKK father, he got awarded by a free house by some college soyboy and a fresh virgin Bussy straight from the Finnish Forrest, Chris CHAD Wins again! He just kept winning boys, while his denialist can only Cope and Seethe at the sight of our former manbaby having a better life than most of them!"

Jokes asides, the debates on whether Flutter was really the fucktards fucktoy or a Plant send by Caden is probably the only interesting thing this saga has to offer, this shit's wack as fuck.

Fucking lol

Why the fuck would you link your reddit account to your kiwifarms account???

Especially when it becomes very clear very quickly you like hairy women.
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In which he links to his DeviantArt (A) Spoiler: More hairy armpits and handcuffed women.

Fucking Christ dude @My Earnest Opinions couldn't you just fucking use a burner account instead?

KF hasn't doXXXXXXed anyone, retards do it to themselves. Kiwis have only ever exposed information that cows willingly reveal on their own. We're not elite ub3r h4xx0rs who can triangulate someone's linguistic urheimat based on a time stamp. Flutter is a literal nobody with minimal social media presense.

There's an example of one just ahead of you if you need any of course lmao,

 

[SIMIΔN]

It's much harder to doxx someone if their name isn't known and no one in contact with them has leaked their phone number or internet accounts, even if there are high definition pictures of them.

Agreed, ignore the stickers, that was an informative read.

A man who while fully knowing he was committing THE most taboo sexual act in any culture with his elderly mother

He at least showed some attempt to hide it as an "older girlfriend".

 

[Forest Portal Triumph 747]

>frequent poster in r/armpitfetish and r/hairyarmpits

should I pretend to be surprised?

I don't care lol, nor do I care about my DeviantArt.

@Bill Kilgore

>"After making sweet love to his dementia ridden mother and pleasuring her better than his cuck KKK father, he got awarded by a free house by some college soyboy

^^Well...at least we know this part is true. It's not so far fetched to believe that the rest of your sentence is also true : and a fresh virgin Bussy straight from the Finnish Forrest, Chris CHAD Wins again! He just kept winning boys, while his denialist can only Cope and Seethe at the sight of our former manbaby having a better life than most of them!"

In which he links to his DeviantArt (A) Spoiler: More hairy armpits and handcuffed women.

Yeah, I was into bondage back in the day and used to go to events and did all sorts of things with my exes.

My experiences tell me that Flutter is doing what she's doing because she's into her man...not because she's getting paid for some shitty tard wrangling gig by someone who isn't even part of the State.

God...the denial in this thread...

 

[Naenia Ness]

Yeah, I was into bondage back in the day and used to go to events and did all sorts of things with my exes.

My experiences tell me that Flutter is doing what she's doing because she's into her man...not because she's getting paid for some shitty tard wrangling gig by someone who isn't even part of the State.

God...the denial in this thread...

Please stop.

 

[Forest Portal Triumph 747]

Please stop.

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You forgot to use the Safe Word

 

[Bill Kilgore]

The most upvoted respond so far to the plebbit post:

"Muh Incels"

I mean yeah sure, I'm not putting aside the possibilities of Flutter being a TRUE and HONEST sweetheart to Chris. There is probably still a small chance of him getting another slow in the minds in the likes of Fiona but, It's just, I don't know man, like I said very small, considering how many times Chris has been tricked by both females and "females" online and offline to the delightment of millions of retards on the interwebs just make it very unlikely for me and considering Chris's infamy it could be that she's just another enabler coming to reap the benefits of having a delusional retard with a god complex under your control, but whatever, sorry if theories of her being a tard wrangler send by Caden disrupts you while you are writing your Chris X Flutter smut fic.

 

[Forest Portal Triumph 747]

@Bill Kilgore If not secks, what else does Flutter have to gain? Keep in mind that Caden was slapped with a felony conviction for growing psilocybin shrooms (he should've given me some of that supply because I'm running out). Caden likely doesn't make that much money. Chris doesn't have someone with him all the time, as evidenced by the fact that the ONLY person who has been sighted next to him post-jail is Flutter.

What's the point of paying some random womanlet who has to fly in from elsewhere, to wrangle Chris only *some of the time*?

Especially when you're somehow presumably paying her enough to think it's worth it hanging out with a Motherfucking man much taller than she is, who is a known serial groper?

The answer is really quite simple: she isn't being paid to be a wrangler or a spy for Caden. She's being 'paid' by Chris, and not with money, but with (fill in the blank)

 

[Syntaxion]

https://travel.state.gov/content/travel/en/us-visas/tourism-visit/visa-waiver-program.html

Just posting this again.

If she is from Finland then she doesn’t need a visa.

I agree that it doesn’t prove that she is, and I also don’t think she is because as pointed out, even without visa requirements it’s still a hassle to fly from Europe to the USA.

Especially as she would likely have to change planes at least twice.
There is definitely not a flight direct from Helsinki to Virginia.

Tbf she would've needed an ESTA though.
Not sure if a Visa is much harder to get but afaik an esta might aswel be a visa, just a bit easier to get. Not like she wouldn't get a visa if she wanted to

 

[Null]

@My Earnest Opinions mate you've made your opinion known, you don't have to make this thread about your fantasies.

 

[Naenia Ness]

Tbf she would've needed an ESTA though.
Not sure if a Visa is much harder to get but afaik an esta might aswel be a visa, just a bit easier to get. Not like she wouldn't get a visa if she wanted to

ESTA is very easy, you just have to fill out a form, pay some money, and wait for approval (which only takes maybe a day or less) and then you can enter the US. You can stay for 3 months at a time, and then you have to leave. Valid for around 3 years if I remember right.

Literally the only reason for someone who is eligible for ESTA to get a Visa instead is if they're wanting to live and/or work in the US.

Highly doubt she's from Finland anyway, but on the 1% chance she is ESTA is what she'd be using.

 

[Forest Portal Triumph 747]

@My Earnest Opinions mate you've made your opinion known, you don't have to make this thread about your fantasies.

Ok boss, I'm not going to make any more erotic posts in this thread. Also I admit I was joking about buying that ticket to Aella's (Rachael Antier Slick's) gangbang.

 

[Optimus Prime]

The original post on this thread details the time which Flutter was seen on a flight to meet Chris.
He expressly said she was on the plane with him.

The same guy got the video of Chris in the airport meeting Flutter. He videoed her from behind on the escalator and tried to speak to Chris and Flutter.

That is pretty strong evidence she has flown at least once to see Chris.

The claim that she is hired by Caden for reasons? It’s still too far fetched.
Especially the whole faking flights to throw Chris off idea.
Caden has connections in the area which the house is in.
Surely it would be simpler to get someone local to keep tabs on Chris.

Y'know, I'd completely forgotten about that guy actually having been on a plane with her, so fair enough. I'll withdraw the relevant comment.

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

Welp. Guess who's getting the Talent Finder trophy...

 

[Forest Portal Triumph 747]

This redditor is right

 

[King Kiwi]

You forgot to use the Safe Word

Retard.

 

[Optimus Prime]

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Even the redditor is doubting your claim that they're in a serious relationship to the point of fucking.

Also, this doesn't line up at all with how Chris acted during the Keffals interview, where he ignored every question asked and instead wouldn't shut the fuck up about the CWCiverse.

 

[Magnificent Penis]

Half the discussion here is people going absolutely insane over not knowing who Flutter is and the other half is one guy who's entire life purpose seems to be shitting up this specific thread with erotic Chris fanfic. What a trainwreck.
Anyway, if Caden is reading this thread and is actually smart, he probably learned through this Finland thing that he can throw people off easily by manipulating Chris into doing something seemingly odd that people will find out about. I'm on team Amerimutt bragging about 1/1024th Finnish ancestry, I will gladly eat crow if proven otherwise but I very highly doubt this chick is coming all the way from Finland just to partake in this nonsense.

 

[AnOminous]

KF hasn't doXXXXXXed anyone, retards do it to themselves. Kiwis have only ever exposed information that cows willingly reveal on their own.

Not entirely true. It's true for the vast majority but we have actually massively megaDOXXXXXXXED a few people like Jake "Secret Gamer Girl" Alley, who was in the Patreon leaks, or keffals, who was once doxed by a reflection in his eyeball. Most of the best doxers have moved on though.

 

[Valerie Solanas]

I'm not convinced that Flutter is Finnish. Chris learning Finnish because Flutter is Finnish is too normal of a reason. I think it's more likely that Chris got it into his head that he has to learn Finnish in order to complete the Dimensional Merge/Second Coming, or something else equally as inane. Remember that most of Chris's psychotic beliefs are things that he made up himself with minimal outside influence.

Even if Flutter does have some marginal connection to Finland, she almost certainly isn't flying across the Atlantic to the middle of Bumfuck, Virginia every few months just to babysit someone who tends to worsen the lives of everyone who comes into contact with him. If Caden really wanted a wrangler, there are plenty of weens in Chris's area who'd be willing to do it for far less money than it would cost to fly someone in from some isolated European shithole.