Orbiter "Flutter" / "Egg" / "Cabbage Patch" / "Meryl" / "Food Lion lady" - Modern Christory's biggest mystery

[Lou Sassle]

I'm telling you, they're in a polyamorous thruple and it's just a matter of time before they invite Twisted Freak.

The earnest opinions guy should be temporarily unthreadbanned to post his latest fanfic of this new theory.

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

The earnest opinions guy should be temporarily unthreadbanned to post his latest fanfic of this new theory.

Or be castrated.
Probably be castrated.

 

[185405]

Flutter just told him some shit like she is decendant of some Finnish royalty just like Chris chan always has said he is of royal family.

Flutter is just any other female troll chris chan had, she isnt special and will become irrelevant soon like Jessica Quinn.

 

[King Kiwi]

Flutter just told him some shit like she is decendant of some Finnish royalty just like Chris chan always has said he is of royal family.

Flutter is just any other female troll chris chan had, she isnt special and will become irrelevant soon like Jessica Quinn.

You may be right in one regard; in reality, she's probably nothing special. Just a middle-aged woman child with nothing to lose and very little to gain.

The mystery of who she is and why she's associating with Chris is her greatest allure. If it wasn't for that, no one would give a fuck.

Not to say she's a bad person or anything, it is kind of funny the height difference between her and her lesbian trans ogre and her resemblance to a Cabbage Patch doll, but if Flutter has anything else going for her besides Chris I would be surprised.

And that in itself is nothing to be proud of.

 

[BubbaRobot887]

Do you think Chris is planning a royal wedding since he says he too is Royalty?

 

[85CentSoda]

Do you think Chris is planning a royal wedding since he says he too is Royalty?

If Chris ever gets married it'll be the event of the decade and I legitimately might start believing in the dimensional merge, assuming it doesn't happen as soon as he kisses the bride.

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

If Chris ever gets married it'll be the event of the decade and I legitimately might start believing in the dimensional merge, assuming it doesn't happen as soon as he kisses the bride.

You may now kiss the bri-wait, no, that's not kissing, stop i-

 

[FinnSven]

If Chris ever gets married it'll be the event of the decade and I legitimately might start believing in the dimensional merge, assuming it doesn't happen as soon as he kisses the bride.

If he does, he will have to keep quiet about it until after the fact.

Even with 10 minutes warning, some ween will burst in and cry “Jullaaaay” at a minimum.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Not to say she's a bad person or anything

I would bet my life if we find her socials she will be very degenerate. You don't decide to write a retarded trans psycho who thinks he's jesus while he's in jail for raping his elderly mother, and then hang out with him in real life on a regular basis unless you're really really really fucked up. Guaranteed she's a degenerate and a deviant and probably has lots of questionable shit on the Internet.

 

[FinnSven]

I would bet my life if we find her socials she will be very degenerate. You don't decide to write a retarded trans psycho who thinks he's jesus while he's in jail for raping his elderly mother, and then hang out with him in real life on a regular basis unless you're really really really fucked up. Guaranteed she's a degenerate and a deviant and probably has lots of questionable shit on the Internet.

Unless you are a kooky religious sort, who sees it as gods work to bring the wayward back on the path.

Sometimes they can genuinely be ultra vanilla without any dark secrets.

I think it’s 70/30 odds. 70 to one she is a degenerate, 30 to one she is a vanilla God freak.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

I think it’s 70/30 odds. 70 to one she is a degenerate, 30 to one she is a vanilla God freak.

It's more like 99.9999/0.0001. No fuck that, there's zero chance. Even if she's some ultra secret deep cover praetor operative, she's fucked up. Anyone who spends time with or communicates regularly with Chris is ultra retarded.

 

[D is for Stupid]

I would bet my life if we find her socials she will be very degenerate. You don't decide to write a retarded trans psycho who thinks he's jesus while he's in jail for raping his elderly mother, and then hang out with him in real life on a regular basis unless you're really really really fucked up. Guaranteed she's a degenerate and a deviant and probably has lots of questionable shit on the Internet.

That or she is doing it for money. Both are bad actually...

It seems she might be a bit more careful with Chris and giving him space. In the recent pics and videos of cabbage and big foot, she was in the back seat of the car. Either magi Chan is that seat (I think he'll take real company over imaginary ones) or he got touchy and she rather stay away.

If we don't find out who she is and motives, I hope Chris creeps her out where she never comes back. Hanging out with Chris like that is like to put your hand into plugged in blender, she's going to get spooked or learn another way to high five.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Anyone working with Praetor is a degenerate nutcase. Think about where you must be in life to consider choosing this route.

 

[FinnSven]

That or she is doing it for money. Both are bad actually...

Still not convinced that Caden could afford to pay her enough for Chris wrangling.

Flights, living with Chris for periods, attending conventions, or not when Chris is ejected, unless she is happy with a few hundred dollars a month, there is no way that paying a wrangler like her makes the merch profitable.

 

[BubbaRobot887]

Still not convinced that Caden could afford to pay her enough for Chris wrangling.

Flights, living with Chris for periods, attending conventions, or not when Chris is ejected, unless she is happy with a few hundred dollars a month, there is no way that paying a wrangler like her makes the merch profitable.

Yeah, that is why I think she is true and honest and is just more retarded than Chris and fell for him because she looks up to him as someone who can drive a car and has a multimedia empire, things she will never be able to do. If she is more low functioning than her, he could seem impressive to her.

 

[FinnSven]

Yeah, that is why I think she is true and honest and is just more retarded than Chris and fell for him because she looks up to him as someone who can drive a car and has a multimedia empire, things she will never be able to do. If she is more low functioning than her, he could seem impressive to her.

She may not actually be super low functioning, maybe just not especially bright and weirdly sheltered.
Which is something else which ties into my religious kook theory.

She has been reported as being a bit more in control of Chris at the conventions, and did seem to keep him calmer when they were ejected.

I don’t take the timid Redditors word at face, however I think a combination of average-low intellect and amazing naivety would result in a potential Flutter.

 

[D is for Stupid]

She may not actually be super low functioning, maybe just not especially bright and weirdly sheltered.
Which is something else which ties into my religious kook theory.

She has been reported as being a bit more in control of Chris at the conventions, and did seem to keep him calmer when they were ejected.

Remember, we don't know her let alone even know her name. We don't even know where she's flying from.

It's possible she's she is stunted from some type of domestic abuse or lost the Chromosome lottery.

The only thing we do know something stinks to hell about it and someone is footing the bill. Money is being spent and I doubt it's all from the tug boat. Caden did buy the house and runs the Etsy store so the connection of money is easy to make.

 

[FinnSven]

Remember, we don't know her let alone even know her name. We don't even know where she's flying from.

It's possible she's she is stunted from some type of domestic abuse or lost the Chromosome lottery.

The only thing we do know something stinks to hell about it and someone is footing the bill. Money is being spent and I doubt it's all from the tug boat. Caden did buy the house and runs the Etsy store so the connection of money is easy to make.

Something stinks, but I am not convinced flutter is a malicious actor.
I don’t doubt Caden is using her ability to keep Chris calm though. In conjunction with medication.

Probably Caden has some sort of con or grift going along with the Etsy store, but it easily could be just using Chris as a cover.

Flutter, I think is just a happy and convenient coincidence for Caden in terms of Chris control.

 

[185405]

Do you think Caden is going to rape and kill Flutter before Chris does?

 

[Tetragrammaton]

Something stinks, but I am not convinced flutter is a malicious actor.
I don’t doubt Caden is using her ability to keep Chris calm though. In conjunction with medication.

Probably Caden has some sort of con or grift going along with the Etsy store, but it easily could be just using Chris as a cover.

Flutter, I think is just a happy and convenient coincidence for Caden in terms of Chris control.

its possible flutter has been around way longer than we think. maybe not IRL but chris does talk to some strange people online maybe flutter is someone he met on some MLP fan site who he kept in contact with. it is possible she has no negative intentions with chris and does just enjoy his friendship.

but at the same time its also possible shes just as fucked up as bella and is planning something while trying to gain his trust. its more and more rare to have anyone positive interact with chris pretty much everyone just wants to use him to make money or keep him as their pet retard they can make dance whenever. whatever flutters story is i think it is bound to be interesting.