Orbiter "Flutter" / "Egg" / "Cabbage Patch" / "Meryl" / "Food Lion lady" - Modern Christory's biggest mystery

Zeus Blue Thunder said:
Thank you. That being said, I do not have experience writing stuff and, while I have some great ideas in my head for books, all of them were written horribly. Sorry for that.
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There's no need to thank me or apologize, I was the one who had an autist moment. As for writing the best thing to do is keep at it. The fact that you actually wrote something means you've already done more than most people bother to.
 
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Preacher ✝ said:
There's no need to thank me or apologize, I was the one who had an autist moment. As for writing the best thing to do is keep at it. The fact that you actually wrote something means you've already done more than most people bother to.
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I like to think of myself as an unpublished author.

But it would be like pulling teeth to try to get anything published, I've looked into it.

Chris is well known for writing because he's not good at it; not that I think that he could write a novel without help. Flutter would probably have to edit a paragraph for 5 hours.
 
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Glassshardballpit said:
I like to think of myself as an unpublished author.

But it would be like pulling teeth to try to get anything published, I've looked into it.

Chris is well known for writing because he's not good at it; not that I think that he could write a novel without help. Flutter would probably have to edit a paragraph for 5 hours.
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Everyone is an unpublished author

Not everyone is retarded


Which one are you?
 
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lonahte said:
Tag me when we get a clear shot of her
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Maybe if TwistedFreak was still around, we'll probably have a chance
Black Yoshi said:
Nobody involved with Chris has ever lasted this long without getting doxxed
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-Two of the Teen Troon Squad
-The Lady Managers
-Camera dude
-Emily
-Kim Wilson
-The other two Idea Guys
-Surfshack Tito
-Thorg
themarchivist2 said:
Could she be an independent troll/admirer? Someone like Fiona who was infatuated with Chris, but unlike Fiona, had no Chess Club to be dragged into or to introduce her to Chris. Saw the opportunity when Chris was arrested, started writing Chris early on without sharing the letters, then eventually reached out to Praetor later on in Chris's sentence (possibly because they told Chris not to respond to her) and ultimately gained their trust somehow?
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I guess this theory is not far fetched, she started up as a third party who got into contact with Chris and managed to convince Praetor to let her keep an eye on Chris and take care of him.
 
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Bill Kilgore said:
I guess this theory is not far fetched, she started up as a third party who got into contact with Chris and managed to convince Praetor to let her keep an eye on Chris and take care of him.
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It is the most likely.

I am certain that if there is a specific Praetor wrangler, it’s whoever must be living in the house with Chris.
Chris isn’t capable of managing a large house alone, even most normals are not.
Plus things like the cameras on the outside and other stuff around the house, someone who isn’t Chris will be having to check on that.
 
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Has Clyde Cash been doxed?

Anyway, I stand by my idea of Flutter tripping to "Finland", aka Netherlands to stock up on legal highs for Caden. I doubt many would suspect her of smuggling. Spending time with Chris is paid either with cash or drugs.

How much money does the tard store bring? I doubt anyone would be interested in Chris's garbage 2 years after he went semi-famous.
 
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ASeabear8952 said:
Clyde Cash was played by a few people, and I’ve heard one of them was Spooky (though I don’t know for sure), who also played Billy Mays and Miyamoto. He got doxxed when he got involved with Cyrax and Tibbz, possibly way earlier than that.
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Clyde Cash was one person and was not Billy Mays. The guy who played Billy Mays was an over the top asshole while Clyde was super chill and a total goofball who just wanted to have fun. I don't know who played Miyamoto but it was probably Clyde. Who are Spooky, Cyrax and Tibbz?
 
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Hollywood Hulk Hogan said:
Clyde Cash was one person and was not Billy Mays. The guy who played Billy Mays was an over the top asshole while Clyde was super chill and a total goofball who just wanted to have fun. I don't know who played Miyamoto but it was probably Clyde. Who are Spooky, Cyrax and Tibbz?
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Okay so I guess what I heard about Spooky being Clyde Cash was wrong. This is Spooky’s channel. He was Billy Mays. There are several references to Mays and Miyamoto on his channel. Nowadays he looks into and incriminates pedos. Cyrax and Tibbz are two other pedo lolcows he’s fucked with don’t worry about them. They’re two huge rabbit holes themselves.

 
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ASeabear8952 said:
Okay so I guess what I heard about Spooky being Clyde Cash was wrong. This is Spooky’s channel. He was Billy Mays. There are several references to Mays and Miyamoto on his channel. Nowadays he looks into and incriminates pedos. Cyrax and Tibbz are two other pedo lolcows he’s fucked with don’t worry about them. They’re two huge rabbit holes themselves.

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He might have been Miyomoto, I don't remember who it was, but if I had to guess it was Clyde. The wording was too coherent and polite to be Billy Mays imo. It could've been Spooky/Billy though. I didn't know Billy/Spooky had a Youtube channel now

EDIT: I see in his Youtube profile he mentions he was Miyomoto, so he probably was.
 
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Look, if Flutter ever does come forward, I only want to give her a hug and make sure she's okay.

She really is being unfair and selfish by staying away from her many fans.

I mean I have a lot of other questions too of course.

But I am genuinely concerned for her wellbeing at times. Still she stays away!
 
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demicolon said:
Has Clyde Cash been doxed?

Anyway, I stand by my idea of Flutter tripping to "Finland", aka Netherlands to stock up on legal highs for Caden. I doubt many would suspect her of smuggling. Spending time with Chris is paid either with cash or drugs.

How much money does the tard store bring? I doubt anyone would be interested in Chris's garbage 2 years after he went semi-famous.
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Why go through all the trouble of getting weed or shrooms through customs. It's piss easy to grow weed, and if you're a decent gardener you can grow some pretty good weed, if you know what to watch out for and have a secluded spot outdoors or indoors with grow lights and shit.
 
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PhoBingas said:
Why go through all the trouble of getting weed or shrooms through customs. It's piss easy to grow weed, and if you're a decent gardener you can grow some pretty good weed, if you know what to watch out for and have a secluded spot outdoors or indoors with grow lights and shit.
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Sounds like you have experience.
 
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There's lots of other things you can get in NL and Caden's already on probation for growing shrooms?
 
Yeah but making ecstasy without chemicals tracked by the government is impossible.
 
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