Orbiter "Flutter" / "Egg" / "Cabbage Patch" / "Meryl" / "Food Lion lady" - Modern Christory's biggest mystery

[LowlyPheasent]

Isn't there some national phenotype that's a potato?

FASistan

 

[King Kiwi]

Facial recognition software?

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

Facial recognition software?

That's the thing, all of the photos are so low quality, you cannot use it. You'll only get pics of random polish kids.

 

[King Kiwi]

That's the thing, all of the photos are so low quality, you cannot use it. You'll only get pics of random polish kids.

Well damn, maybe she is from Finland.

 

[Battlefield2142EU]

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Have two Fluddas.

That’s a silent Hill monster nigga.

 

[DrunkServal]

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I feel like she's about to run up to me in Skyrim and demand that I give her my sweetroll or she'll kick me in the shins.

 

[Robert Edwin House]

Spent the last couple hours in Blender using these 2 reference photos:
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and this tool from KeenTools to make a model of Flutter's face. It looks like shit, but it's essentially the best reference of her we can get at the moment. For the texture, I composited the first photo with a metahuman lookalike of Flutter I made a few months ago, since the first photo on its own wasn't usable (mostly due to the hand and shit-quality eyes). The hair is short to make things easier in Blender, but I tried to frame her face as closely to the photos we've seen as possible.
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Looks like a ps2 game

 

[video gaem]

The inevitable chris chan based analog horror will use that as a jumpscare

 

[Tetragrammaton]

what are the odds that flutter is just some chick who likes chris who originally had no connection to caden but later agreed to help be the in person tard wrangler and in return caden pays for her flights and has helped her with her opsec online in some way. maybe even giving her one of his accounts to talk to chris online.

 

[The Man With No Name]

what are the odds that flutter is just some chick who likes chris who originally had no connection to caden but later agreed to help be the in person tard wrangler and in return caden pays for her flights and has helped her with her opsec online in some way. maybe even giving her one of his accounts to talk to chris online.

Low odds.

Opsec too tight. Any chick who would voluntarily devote time and energy (and fly) to Chris-chan physically would be sperging online before and likely after this. There'd be a paper trail. She is 100% some Praetor Discord faggot and getting paid.

 

[King Kiwi]

what are the odds that flutter is just some chick who likes chris who originally had no connection to caden but later agreed to help be the in person tard wrangler and in return caden pays for her flights and has helped her with her opsec online in some way. maybe even giving her one of his accounts to talk to chris online.

I believe that this is very possible.

She might not be a trust fund baby at all; Caden just pays for her visits in addition to managing Chris's apartment from afar.

He's a 22-year-old entrepreneurial tard godfather.

'you come to me on the day of my goddaughter's release, I will pay for all your flights and lodging but in return you must appear with Chris to chaperone her and confuse people on a website named after a fruit and a bird.'

 

[Summoned Demon]

More than a 100 pages and we don't really have a solid clue on what the potato girl's aims are or heck even a solid idea of what she actually fucking looks like.

Only real hint was that in one of the airport sightings Chris blurted out that her name was "Anna" but that was most likely just a nickname, although Chris isn't smart enough to prevent doxxing people...

Probably one of the few orbiters in a very long time that's gotten incredibly close to Chris without being doxxed, reminds me of the magic man.

Who knows if it will last though.

 

[Stinkyboy]

100 pages and who really cares?
its some sped bitch who is desperate enough to hang out with a mother rapist, no matter their motives

 

[themarchivist2]

100 pages and who really cares?
its some sped bitch who is desperate enough to hang out with a mother rapist, no matter their motives

I feel like people who say shit like this miss the point of Christory. Hyperdocumenting Chris's life is literally the entire point of the game. And someone he's spent over a year going out with is someone Christorians would naturally be interested in knowing literally anything about.

 

[Executive Petrel]

Chris is a womanizer, deal with it.

 

[185405]

More than a 100 pages and we don't really have a solid clue on what the potato girl's aims are or heck even a solid idea of what she actually fucking looks like.

Only real hint was that in one of the airport sightings Chris blurted out that her name was "Anna" but that was most likely just a nickname, although Chris isn't smart enough to prevent doxxing people...

Probably one of the few orbiters in a very long time that's gotten incredibly close to Chris without being doxxed, reminds me of the magic man.

Who knows if it will last though.

Heh, funnily enough, it's actually not that hard to figure out who the magic man is.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Heh, funnily enough, it's actually not that hard to figure out who the magic man is.

It's actually pretty tough because he wasn't anyone that people know about

 

[King Kiwi]

There's a few things that she doesn't seem to be:

A lover: he would brag about it. Just because he mentions he still intends to find love or is looking for in real life love, doesn't mean it's her. Even with coaching, he would still find some way to brag about it.

A troll: She seems to have no endgame. She doesn't seem to be poking fun at him anywhere online and is very clandestine.

A friend: I don't get friend vibes. She doesn't seem to particularly like being with Chris, while she does seem to help him it's not like there's evidence of her trying to get him to cut ties with people who use him.

What does she seem to be?

Hired help/an enabler. If it's not by Caden, it's by someone else or her own initiative. She also seems to be resigned if not helping exploiting Chris by bankrolling and profiting off of him.

Security detail: she stops him from acting like a doofus in public.

Wrangler: same thing.

Even if she originally started out wanting to help Chris, by now she's just an enabler.

For some reason he's her kink.

 

[543kb]

I've only recently started actually delving into any lolcow stuff but i personally think she may not be a troll.
I'm not sure what all of the names mean but a troll usually has some sort of conceivable endgame. From the looks of it she's just keeping him from being a major nuisance in public.
Either has some sort of interest in Chris or is being compensated for her time.

I'd consider getting more involved but I'm pretty busy with some higher-education stuff at the moment
I've been interested in actually getting into Christory or something like it for a little while now.
I don't think anyone without some serious mental issues would ever be genuine friends with Chris, especially in this day and age.
The chances of her being a friend are pretty much nil if she isn't some sort of spastic.
If she was anything of romantic significance Chris would be unable to shut up about it. He has repeatedly leaked info in the past and has even made up stories about it.
She's probably not a troll, but is probably being paid by someone.
I can't imagine why anyone would bother hanging around Chris at this point unless they were some sort of insane 'clout' goblin or being paid for their time.
Anyone who thinks being around Chris would be entertaining is probably a masochist.

 

[Executive Petrel]

But he's a tough badboy now.