Orbiter "Flutter" / "Egg" / "Cabbage Patch" / "Meryl" / "Food Lion lady" - Modern Christory's biggest mystery

[Pickle Inspector]

That being said, Flutter is a shitty person for feeding his delusions (if his marriage announcement post is accurate). She's feeding his delusions since he's still going on with the alternate dimension and Jesus and being married to Sonichu character bullshit. I hope the next photo of her shows her face clearly and her family sees it because that's worthy of shame

Who’s to say she doesn’t believe in Chris’s goddess nonsense too?

I still find it hard to believe there’s someone out there who is genuinely romantically interested in Chris, particularly after what he did to his mother, but I guess there’s all sort of weirdos in the world.

 

[Rupin]

Who’s to say she doesn’t believe in Chris’s goddess nonsense too?

I still find it hard to believe there’s someone out there who is genuinely romantically interested in Chris, particularly after what he did to his mother, but I guess there’s all sort of weirdos in the world.

There is a lid for every pot.

If you call banging a cabbage midget a good ending, I don't think you've watched enough movies.

i call having thousands of dummies throwing money at him every time he streams so he can live his best life with no consequences while having a mommy wife a good ending.

 

[giga sapling]

I refuse to believe Chris and Flutter are proper lovers/dating/getting married. Flutter is either stringing him along, a handler, or extorting.
There is no a way an MLP autist that would find this thing attractive; would be this elusive, no digital footprint, and know OPsecs.

 

[King Kiwi]

I refuse to believe Chris and Flutter are proper lovers/dating/getting married. Flutter is either stringing him along, a handler, or extorting.
There is no a way an MLP autist that would find this thing attractive; would be this elusive, no digital footprint, and know OPsecs.

I don't understand why Flutter or Chris don't just write a book.

Chrissy could go into detail about his time away from McDonald's and Barb, Flutter could just go by her pseudo name and talk about what's like to be with Chris without having to tell us anything more.

It's literally all right there and they would probably make more money doing it.

Caden could find them a good publisher, it's all right there.

 

[FinnSven]

I refuse to believe Chris and Flutter are proper lovers/dating/getting married. Flutter is either stringing him along, a handler, or extorting.
There is no a way an MLP autist that would find this thing attractive; would be this elusive, no digital footprint, and know OPsecs.

Weirder stuff happens.

In Finland it’s easy to find someone’s home address if you have their first and last name, especially if you know their age.

That would be a good reason to learn about opsec or teach your semi retarded daughter good opsec.

 

[Beardfish]

I refuse to believe Chris and Flutter are proper lovers/dating/getting married. Flutter is either stringing him along, a handler, or extorting.
There is no a way an MLP autist that would find this thing attractive; would be this elusive, no digital footprint, and know OPsecs.

He is tapping that ass.

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

Who’s to say she doesn’t believe in Chris’s goddess nonsense too?

I still find it hard to believe there’s someone out there who is genuinely romantically interested in Chris, particularly after what he did to his mother, but I guess there’s all sort of weirdos in the world.

I mean, it could be that Flutter is just a giant piece of shit like Chris is. It could be that because of the Finnish language, her antics are more difficult to track down. People think she's some nice girl Chris found, but what if she's a giant lolcow cunt we just don't have the info on yet?

It seems like yes, she is indulging in his delusions, in addition to adding more on. If that fake anime girl voice that someone said is true, she's even going into Idea Guys territory, and we just don't know yet how she's taking advantage of Chris.

 

[FinnSven]

If that fake anime girl voice that someone said is true,

It’s possible that she actually does have a voice like that.

And again, yanks don’t always have an ear for accents. The person responsible for this might have just heard her Finnish sound and thought it was “Anime Girl”.

 

[AnOminous]

If you call banging a cabbage midget a good ending, I don't think you've watched enough movies.

He won his Lovequest. Sorry, he won. Ayylawgs lost.

 

[Kiwisee]

If they have a daughter, will he name her Crystal?

 

[King Kiwi]

If they have a daughter, will he name her Crystal?

No, her name will be Doomed.

 

[John Badman]

 

[merrybrandybuck]

I've met some 25+ autismo women(female) who clearly overconsume anime and do a little girl voice and get their hairstyles and fashion sense from said anime. I don't mean outright cosplay like completely socially oblivious troons do, I mean a workplace acceptable approximation of it. It never translates well to irl but isn't by itself much of an indicator of anything except awkward nerdiness.

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

I mean, it could be that Flutter is just a giant piece of shit like Chris is. It could be that because of the Finnish language, her antics are more difficult to track down. People think she's some nice girl Chris found, but what if she's a giant lolcow cunt we just don't have the info on yet?

Sonichu: Folie a Deux

 

[Battlefield2142EU]

Sonichu: Folie a Deux

Flutter setting up Chris-Chan to be raped like Harley Quinn did to the joker?

 

[D is for Stupid]

He won his Lovequest. Sorry, he won. Ayylawgs lost.

We don't know until his fat ass walks down the isle. At that point cabbage's parents will realize that chris is useless and will be a burden financially. Or that their daughter's future is doomed.

They probably think the latter already but they might not be complete trash parents like how Chris's was and stop it. Yeah, I love Bob but he caused so many issues too. Also the visa thing could be a problem.

We don't know till his fat gut sings.

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

We don't know until his fat ass walks down the isle. At that point cabbage's parents will realize that chris is useless and will be a burden financially. Or that their daughter's future is doomed.

They probably think the latter already but they might not be complete trash parents like how Chris's was and stop it. Yeah, I love Bob but he caused so many issues too. Also the visa thing could be a problem.

We don't know till his fat gut sings.

I wonder how that wedding would go. Doubt it would be in a church or anything what with Jesus Christ getting hitched. Sonichu wedding? No one there but Flutter, Chris and his imaginary critters?

 

[Xev]

I wonder how that wedding would go. Doubt it would be in a church or anything what with Jesus Christ getting hitched. Sonichu wedding? No one there but Flutter, Chris and his imaginary critters?

Does Disney Land still do those mass gay weddings for gay day? If so I'd like to think Chris will take Egg thru a Burger King drive thru, slip an onion ring on her finger then haul ass to disney land to make her a true & honest cabbage

 

[Gelato]

I spotted flutter at Walmart so I decided to seal her in a box and sell her on the internet.

 

[SigueSigueSpergnik]

We don't know until his fat ass walks down the isle. At that point cabbage's parents will realize that chris is useless and will be a burden financially. Or that their daughter's future is doomed.

Depending on how autistic her family is, they may not care. Some who is actually Finnish would need to verify this idea, but if Chris at some point qualifies for the suomalainen hinaaja, he could very well not be a financial consideration to them. And if she's on the spectrum, that may bump up the combo counter on what they receive from the government if they're married. It's like state-supported counter-eugenics.

They probably think the latter already but they might not be complete trash parents like how Chris's was and stop it. Yeah, I love Bob but he caused so many issues too. Also the visa thing could be a problem.

We don't know till his fat gut sings.

Thing is, they're both legally considered to be adults - at least, as far as we know. Neither one's families really have any say in whether they get hitched or not. But, yeah, there are a lot of variables for them to take into account before getting to that point, assuming it's going that way.