Orbiter "Flutter" / "Egg" / "Cabbage Patch" / "Meryl" / "Food Lion lady" - Modern Christory's biggest mystery

[Captain Ahab]

Motherfucker really fixed his life by going to prison. This man’s life is a comedy.

Just goes to show that his life could’ve been more normal of Bob really did chop the internet cable that day and put him in some kind of therapy.

 

[BeatboxBill]

Motherfucker really fixed his life by going to prison. This man’s life is a comedy.

Just goes to show that his life could’ve been more normal of Bob really did chop the internet cable that day and put him in some kind of therapy.

Sometimes prison scares people into shape, but I would not give my hopes up just yet (considering we are talking about Chris here).

I do agree though that Bob should have taken away his internet privileges and placed him into a group home with other autists.

From what I remember (during the Classic Era), after Chris made that sex tape for Bluespike, when Bob had received a post card from a troll showing a picture of Chris humping that blow up doll, he apparently took away Chris’s PS3 camera, so that was something at least.

 

[King Kiwi]

Fanta really might be trying to rehabilitate him.

At least, I think that's one of her priorities.

 

[BeatboxBill]

Fanta really might be trying to rehabilitate him.

At least, I think that's one of her priorities.

Egg keeps him in line to some degree, but Chris still isn’t a fully functional human being, he still is very delusional with the whole messiah complex thing, multiple dimensions and whatnot.

Plus, he still tries to get into arguments with trolls, just not very often.

If you look through his blocked list on ClearSky, he had a few run ins with trolls, Chris hasn’t completely changed just yet.

Who knows, maybe in the near future if Fatter and Praetor decides to ditch him, he might actually run into some troll posing as a fictional character and finally upload a video where goes to war with them.

 

[Cuntspiracy Man]

he still is very delusional with the whole messiah complex thing, multiple dimensions and whatnot.

but he doesn't truly believe those things, not completely
he wants to believe them and he understands that in some part, making them 'real' just means cementing them in the minds of others and his own
maybe if he had something better in life, he wouldn't feel the need to pretend to believe he's goddess jesus

we can already see him improving in terms of what he is and isn't willing entertain from trolls, much better than he was in the early days, he still argues with them but he doesn't give them a mile, he keeps quiet with personal or sensitive information and behaves himself in public
if they ditch him? i can absolutely see him going to war with them now, since it's the best comradery he had in years
but if they stick with him i fully believe he's becoming a calmer and more reasonable individual

 

[King Kiwi]

Egg keeps him in line to some degree, but Chris still isn’t a fully functional human being, he still is very delusional with the whole messiah complex thing, multiple dimensions and whatnot.

Plus, he still tries to get into arguments with trolls, just not very often.

If you look through his blocked list on ClearSky, he had a few run ins with trolls, Chris hasn’t completely changed just yet.

Who knows, maybe in the near future if Fatter and Praetor decides to ditch him, he might actually run into some troll posing as a fictional character and finally upload a video where goes to war with them.

I don't see Caden and FantaFantanoIdontwanta going somewhere anytime soon.

Although our little towhead troublemaker seems to be following in Chrissy's footsteps.

While Chris actually seems to be going on the straight and narrow.

Which is boring but fine; as long as he stays out of granny panties except the one he wear himself.

 

[ASeabear8952]

I love how it’s gotten to the point where we’re giving random nicknames to Fi-Fy-Fo-Fum.

 

[BeatboxBill]

but he doesn't truly believe those things, not completely
he wants to believe them and he understands that in some part, making them 'real' just means cementing them in the minds of others and his own
maybe if he had something better in life, he wouldn't feel the need to pretend to believe he's goddess jesus

we can already see him improving in terms of what he is and isn't willing entertain from trolls, much better than he was in the early days, he still argues with them but he doesn't give them a mile, he keeps quiet with personal or sensitive information and behaves himself in public
if they ditch him? i can absolutely see him going to war with them now, since it's the best comradery he had in years
but if they stick with him i fully believe he's becoming a calmer and more reasonable individual

It would be a relief if he didn’t even pretend to believe in any of it and just do what he is doing now, but without any of the goddess bullshit.

I will agree that he’s better compared to how he was before, but I don’t think Cabbage girl and Caden are the best people for him to be around, especially Caden given the fact he gets involved with drug smuggling.

Chris would benefit more from befriending people from those places he used to hang around like those gay nightclubs and dumb pony conventions.

I don't see Caden and FantaFantanoIdontwanta going somewhere anytime soon.

Although our little towhead troublemaker seems to be following in Chrissy's footsteps.

While Chris actually seems to be going on the straight and narrow.

Which is boring but fine; as long as he stays out of granny panties except the one he wear himself.

I think that’s what everyone really wants, for him just to be a normal functioning human being.

After Fiona outted him and going to prison, I do think he pork Barb ever again, he even shows strong hatred and resentment towards her.

 

[King Kiwi]

I love how it’s gotten to the point where we’re giving random nicknames to Fi-Fy-Fo-Fum.

What are you talking about?

Her name is Flotsam, just like it always was.

 

[BeatboxBill]

What are you talking about?

Her name is Flotsam, just like it always was.

That last part, I was referencing when Fiona leaked the audio of Bella’s conversation with Chris when he had that affair with Barb

 

[WonderWino]

She'd be in the clearance section then.

and would likely earn herself another new nickname - the bargain bin finn

Chris says outright in his second video back that he met Flutter when she wrote him in jail and I feel like everyone's just ignoring that at this point despite it being some of the only solid info we have

Which doesn't mean he did. Don't forget he lies when he has a reason to. He denied fucking his mom after he got arrested for it too. I wouldn't take anything he says at face value

 

[ye's Official KF Burner]

I honestly wouldn't put anything past Chris.
If he has a dog I'd be more concerned about him trying to fuck it, in addition to neglect/other forms of abuse.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

I honestly wouldn't put anything past Chris.

Even if "A-Log" and the other "A-Logs" have gone too far with hating on that lolcow, "Chris Chan" really is scummy.

Especially with how he treats pets.

 

[SigueSigueSpergnik]

The real decline (and abuse) of the pets didn't seem to start until after Bob croaked. In all likelihood, he was the one person in the house who was actually taking care of them. Once he was gone, they had no protection.

Fuck people who abuse or neglect animals.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

I honestly wouldn't put anything past Chris.
If he has a dog I'd be more concerned about him trying to fuck it, in addition to neglect/other forms of abuse.

Hopefully Chris doesn't buy a collie:

Spoiler

this is CHRIS CHAN were talking about, not your random neighbor you don't know much about
defining him as nothing but 'the guy who fucked his mom' is almost normalizing him compared to how insane his whole life as been, he's simply not the kinda person you can just do that with and have it be honest or accurate
perhaps if you only heard of him yesterday you might think such a thing, since in hindsight this event is the craziest one, but that's like purely defining the entirety of a greek tragedy according to the biggest crime in it, you just can't do that, it discounts the rest of the bullshit

chris chan can never be "that guy who-" in regard to any one specific trait, there has just been way to muuch going on with him to ever summerize him in such a way
chris chan is simply chris chan, and his life is the greek tragedy in question

IMO incest is such a big deal as it's a disgusting social taboo it's going to be up there with his autism for what Chris is forever known for.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

chris chan can never be "that guy who-" in regard to any one specific trait, there has just been way to muuch going on with him to ever summerize him in such a way

"That guy who fucked his mom."

IMO incest is such a big deal as it's a disgusting social taboo it's going to be up there with his autism for what Chris is forever known for.

I think that freak committing incest can summarize all that's freakish about him. Or in other words, "Chris Chan screwed his mom" sums up all the fails of The Life of Fail.

 

[King Kiwi]

That last part, I was referencing when Fiona leaked the audio of Bella’s conversation with Chris when he had that affair with Barb

Okay then. I thought you were referring to using nicknames for Ferrari.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Okay then. I thought you were referring to using nicknames for Ferrari.

If the real name of Fried Egg was leaked, then all those nicknames could evaporate...

 

[SigueSigueSpergnik]

Flatulence Flagella Fuckadoodledoo.

 

[The Un-Clit]

Perkele pixie.