Orbiter "Flutter" / "Egg" / "Cabbage Patch" / "Meryl" / "Food Lion lady" - Modern Christory's biggest mystery

[SigueSigueSpergnik]

Stop dwelling on the incestuous event. Chris has served his time, justice has been done.

If discussing The Motherfuckening is verboeten, which other Chris-related topics are off-limits?

I'll admit to being slightly flippant by saying that, but that saga is part of Christory, and is certainly one of the most significant ones at that. The chances of anyone not talking about it are pretty much nil.

 

[knux]

Gosh, Flutter looks really young. Like a child young.
Chris on the other hand is looking older. Like he's rapidly aging.
Maybe she is she some sort of Finnish fairy, stealing his life force to keep herself young.

But in all seriousness, after such a long time. It's good to finally have a clearer shot that has her face in it.

 

[themarchivist2]

The things everyone does for love and companionship.

From Chris's Twitter post yesterday.

Bullshit theory, but combined with today's sighting, what if Flutter's end goal is to make Chris detransition? Hitting him with "I could only love you if you were a man" and seeing if he gets desperate enough to do it?

 

[King Kiwi]

From Chris's Twitter post yesterday.

Bullshit theory, but combined with today's sighting, what if Flutter's end goal is to make Chris detransition? Hitting him with "I could only love you if you were a man" and seeing if he gets desperate enough to do it?

It's possible. Chris would do anything for pussy.

Of course what they're looking at is most likely a Shih Tzu, so maybe she's not a cat person.

 

[Cuntspiracy Man]

verboeten

off-limits

this isnt a issue of permission, youre not physically barred from it, calm your oversocialized thinking
its frankly just getting old, its like if we talked about his dirty crapped briefs all the time, it's in the past and it's not interesting when there's nothing new happening on the matter

 

[King Kiwi]

If discussing The Motherfuckening is verboeten, which other Chris-related topics are off-limits?

I'll admit to being slightly flippant by saying that, but that saga is part of Christory, and is certainly one of the most significant ones at that. The chances of anyone not talking about it are pretty much nil.

Imo, Chris got off ridiculously scot-free.

But in the eyes of the law, justice is served.

You're not alone, so no need to flip out.

 

[Battlefield2142EU]

is chris' hair growing back better? it looks fuller and a darker color

And a photo of Chris’s hair from 2012 (Taken from

Spit balling here. Hair loss is a common symptom you see with psychological medication. Maybe Chris-Chan stopped taking his meds?

 

[Cuntspiracy Man]

Spit balling here. Hair loss is a common symptom you see with psychological medication. Maybe Chris-Chan stopped taking his meds?

>was on meds
>didn't do a thing for him
>stopped taking meds and got a finnish qt gf
>is instantly visibly improving
hmm

 

[SigueSigueSpergnik]

this isnt a issue of permission, youre not physically barred from it, calm your oversocialized thinking

Nor was it a statement intended to be taken 100% literally, which it appears as though most managed to understand.

its frankly just getting old, its like if we talked about his dirty crapped briefs all the time, it's in the past and it's not interesting when there's nothing new happening on the matter

I happen to agree. Now, how do you propose to handle people mentioning that Chris is really dull these days and does nothing interesting anymore? Hearing that over and over again gets old too, amirite?

 

[Cuntspiracy Man]

handle

again, nobody is tying your hands and gagging your mouth
we 'handle' it the same way- mention that it's annoying
end of
not everything is an attack or some serious proposition of action and we're not warriors fighting for the honor of this our smelly cow ranch, we're just a buncha assholes on a gossip forum

 

[SigueSigueSpergnik]

again, nobody is tying your hands and gagging your mouth

Never said that they were. Stop pushing the idea that I did; it's patently untrue and you know it.

we 'handle' it the same way- mention that it's annoying

You do realise that people are going to talk about it regardless, yes? You can say that it's annoying all you like, but it won't stop it from happening. That was the sole point of my comments, nothing else.

end of
not everything is an attack or some serious proposition of action and we're not warriors fighting for the honor of this our smelly cow ranch, we're just a buncha assholes on a gossip forum

What on earth gave you the apparent impression that any of what I said was meant to be the start of some sort of crusade?

FFS, man, you are reading way too much into my statements - frankly, way more than was ever there to begin with.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Spit balling here. Hair loss is a common symptom you see with psychological medication. Maybe Chris-Chan stopped taking his meds?

Hair loss happens in the majority of men. Chris is in his 40s, it's not abnormal that he'd have a receding hairline. Bob's hairline was probably similar at that age. Chris's hair style also doesn't help; if you're losing your hair, don't grow your hair long

 

[Cuntspiracy Man]

Hair loss happens in the majority of men. Chris is in his 40s, it's not abnormal that he'd have a receding hairline. Bob's hairline was probably similar at that age. Chris's hair style also doesn't help; if you're losing your hair, don't grow your hair long

you're right, but you're heavily discounting the effect psychoactive medication has on hair loss
and when the question being raised is whether or not he regained some of it back, it could be argued to be the cause

 

[That Guy Who Likes The Chili]

Stop dwelling on the incestuous event. Chris has served his time, justice has been done.

I'm gunna have to say here that if somebody fuck/raped one of their own parents, especially one of advanced age and dubious mental capacity, regardless of how the law handled it, that should be their soul defining trait. Such as they should constantly be referred to as "That guy who fucked his mom" or "That guy who raped his elderly mother" regardless of context, sort of how you would always call a guy who fucked around with a little kid and got caught and got a light sentence a pedophile for the rest of his life. That's one of those things that should haunt your reputation even if the law gives you a light slap on the wrist for being autistic and "trans".

Especially since Chris is making a sincere effort to get people to forget about it and downplay it as much as possible, and also convince people the charges were "dropped" when a more likely scenario is he got out with time served.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Especially since Chris is making a sincere effort to get people to forget about it and downplay it as much as possible, and also convince people the charges were "dropped" when a more likely scenario is he got out with time served.

Charge was dismissed, but because of this - https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Autism_disorder_deferred_disposition

 

[Metatron]

She looks like she got a decent rack, but fuck she dresses like a retard.

 

[King Kiwi]

She looks like she got a decent rack, but fuck she dresses like a retard.

Thank you, Blake. But no touching, please.

Charge was dismissed, but because of this - https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Autism_disorder_deferred_disposition

i.e. they didn't want to deal with him anymore.

Getting real here for a minute; autism doesn't automatically exonerate you from doing terrible things.

Just because it might play a small part in decision making, doesn't mean every single aspie is shagging Mommy.

Chris was fully aware of what he was doing and that it was wrong.

Everything he did was meticulous and premeditated. But hell, what does people who have been following him for 15 years know?

 

[Acoustic Virgin]

The Flutter photo without the watermark, from Reddit
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I just can't get over how teeny tiny her feet are! Can she even wear shoes made for adults, or are those little kid sizes?

 

[Cuntspiracy Man]

I'm gunna have to say here that if somebody fuck/raped one of their own parents (...) that should be their soul defining trait. Such as they should constantly be referred to as "That guy who fucked his mom" or "That guy who raped his elderly mother" regardless of context

this is CHRIS CHAN were talking about, not your random neighbor you don't know much about
defining him as nothing but 'the guy who fucked his mom' is almost normalizing him compared to how insane his whole life as been, he's simply not the kinda person you can just do that with and have it be honest or accurate
perhaps if you only heard of him yesterday you might think such a thing, since in hindsight this event is the craziest one, but that's like purely defining the entirety of a greek tragedy according to the biggest crime in it, you just can't do that, it discounts the rest of the bullshit

chris chan can never be "that guy who-" in regard to any one specific trait, there has just been way to muuch going on with him to ever summerize him in such a way
chris chan is simply chris chan, and his life is the greek tragedy in question

 

[That Guy Who Likes The Chili]

this is CHRIS CHAN were talking about, not your random neighbor you don't know much about
defining him as nothing but 'the guy who fucked his mom' is almost normalizing him compared to how insane his whole life as been, he's simply not the kinda person you can just do that with and have it be honest or accurate
perhaps if you only heard of him yesterday you might think such a thing, since in hindsight this event is the craziest one, but that's like purely defining the entirety of a greek tragedy according to the biggest crime in it, you just can't do that, it discounts the rest of the bullshit

chris chan can never be "that guy who-" in regard to any one specific trait, there has just been way to muuch going on with him to ever summerize him in such a way
chris chan is simply chris chan, and his life is the greek tragedy in question

Nah, I disagree, I followed Chris from back in the original ED days, and him fucking his mom was by far the craziest thing he did. If I were to say "That guy who fucked his mom." would any other Lolcows come to mind?
There's a reason we call it the "The Oedipus complex" and not the "Extremely complicated Greek Tragedy complex" because incidentally despite everything, Oedipus was and will always be known as that guy who fucked his mom despite everything else that happened in the story.