Orbiter "Flutter" / "Egg" / "Cabbage Patch" / "Meryl" / "Food Lion lady" - Modern Christory's biggest mystery

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Robert Edwin House said:
the show. the guy who played robbie rotton sadly died in 2018 i think
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Yes,Stefán Karl Stefánsson died on August 21, 2018. There was many a tribute full of memes played on YouTube at his passing, he was a cool ass guy as well as the most memeable kids show villain of all time.
 
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King Kiwi said:
I suppose anything is possible.

She seems to have no origin other then writing to Chris in jail, some possible connection to Finland and appearing one day in a Food Lion.

There is a sort of mythical creature vibe to her.

No beginning and no ending. She's the Hobbit to his goblin.
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My money is on a captain sisko type situation. By which I mean that the prophets are adamant that the merge needs to happen so they sent one of their kind to possess the body of some random homeless woman and become chris's girlfriend, with the goal of ensuring crystal is born as foretold....and then said prophet will fuck off and the woman will realize what happened and the abject horror of having fucked chris and take off just like siskos mother did after he was born

That said, i'm not buying the idea that shes some nutty fan that just wants some kind of clout or association with him because he's famous. There is no real motive there to pick him specifically, she has nothing to gain from it, even ego wise and everything to lose if she gets outed, which is more likely than not. Particularly in the aftermath of chris just having done jail time for fucking his mother. If that were the case there are other people she could have latched onto easier and with less risk. She's not acting at all like someone who is in it for that particular reason. She's also not acting like someone in a legit relationship. She definitely is in it for something and has made a point of going out of her way to keep her identity a secret so she absolutely knows enough about him and his history to know to do so, which means she absolutely has some kind of specific goal in mind. She's in it for something and that something has to be more than just non existent clout she could get easier and with less trouble from others. I won't be surprised if its a long con of some kind. I also won't be surprised if her being so determined to hide her identity isn't just to keep people from hounding her but just as much about by extension finding out shit about her chris isn't aware of that might be red flags or otherwise make her look like shes in it for sketchy purposes and she doesn't want anybody finding out her history and telling chris shit she doesn't want him to know about

If she was just a some kind of idiot nutter nonsensically chasing clout it wouldn't have lasted this long without outing herself as a weirdo, nor would she have been this competent at keeping her identity locked down. She either has something she wants out of this or she's doing this shit with the intention of setting him up to fuck with him in a big way at some point and is building up his trust and such to that end
 
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Ammyterasu said:
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Something about this picture reminds me of the old Kim Jong Un Looking at Things memes. "Now, tell me about this cake on display in this box." "Sir, that's a guinea pig." "Excellent, prepare me a slice at once."
 
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FinnSven said:
It wasn’t successful at the time, but it is still way way more effort than the average incel who never leaves his basement or focuses on a specific woman or “archetype” of women and gets consistently rejected.
e.g. They only ask out blonde bombshell “Staceys” despite being a terminally online nerd who likes toys, manga and typical neckbeard interests , not realizing that these women might prefer men who share their interests.
Rather than realize they are trying to force a personality on a woman they have nothing in common with, they blame the women for rejecting them due to looks/wealth.
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I think you've fallen for a definition trap. I grew up in circles many today would consider incels. I've never seen anyone go for the hypothetical "blond bombshell". I suspect this line of thinking was made up by people to give a simple solution to the incel problem, that if there's some equally disgusting female counterpart they could easily get with but incels are vile they only think they deserve the 10/10 popular chick.

In reality, the "incels" I knew would always go for people with similar interests and almost always avoided the most popular girls. The problem was that the female geeks were almost always one of two types.

First there were the type that would join a circle with similar interests in games or anime or whatever. They thrived on the attention they would get from all the males. Eventually most of the group would try to get with her. I've seen many friendships ended over this type of situation.
I'm pretty sure Kacey was this type of girl.

Second there were girls who were generally shy and were not interested in any of the guys with similar hobbies. They might hang out just to be nice, but eventually they get fed up with all the attention and pretty much avoid boys altogether. Megan is a primary example of this.
 
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Chris might have had some criteria for a boyfriend free girl but that doesn't mean that he followed any of it.

He would very much prefer someone that looked like Megan Fox in her prime or something but that doesn't mean he wasn't willing to settle for other girls.
 
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WonderWino said:
and then said prophet will fuck off and the woman will realize what happened and the abject horror of having fucked chris and take off just like siskos mother did after he was born
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Sisko’s father wasn’t a “Chris”.

Sure, he didn’t seem to tell his son or grandson about any subsequent women, but I am sure a gumbo chef could have charmed a lady or two.

Mr. Racewar1488 said:
The only thing Finland has produced entertainment wise was The Moomins.
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Lots of metal bands, and snake on phones.

I suppose however, the Moomins are the only thing Chris would understand.

sadrefrigerator said:
In reality, the "incels" I knew would always go for people with similar interests and almost always avoided the most popular girls. The problem was that the female geeks were almost always one of two types.
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In my experience of bartending, lurking in bars, and not really being deep in the nerd hobby circles, my observation of incels is that they always went for conventionally attractive girls, in particular attractive bartenders, because they couldn’t escape and had to talk to them.

Clearly being amongst the incel and privy to their ways, you understand better.
 
Erbkrank said:
Very strange cope. You don't seem to know anything about the history of the term or subculture of incels. Incels are indeed "regular dudes who suck at getting laid" and "regular dudes who are too horny and come off creepy". Gotta imagine you fall into one of those categories you're trying to distance from the term incel, although "regular dude" is a stretch for such a person.
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That's not at all what it's meant anywhere in the last 15 years. "Regular dudes who suck at getting laid" don't post on subreddits dedicated to whining about how ugly they are and how unfair the femoids are and make their entire identities about how they can't get sex . They're just regular dudes who suck at getting laid. And they definitely don't have a term for themselves beyond maybe "unlucky", nor consider themselves part of some weirdo community.

You're comparing an only fans "model" selling feet pictures from her couch and a junkie standing under a bridge selling her asshole for $6. They're doing the same thing but they are NOT the same thing nor do they themselves consider themselves the same thing
 
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