Orbiter "Flutter" / "Egg" / "Cabbage Patch" / "Meryl" / "Food Lion lady" - Modern Christory's biggest mystery

I know it has already been brought up and we don’t have concrete evidence to support this and Gibi is known to be unreliable source, but what are people’s thoughts on this?

I was randomly search Chris content and found a month old video from Gibi which shows a few clips from one of Chris’s live streams and he mentions his "wives" from his poly marriage to his Sonichus and then he pauses for a few seconds and stares vacantly and mutters "Flutter"


(Clip mark 4:52)

And then somewhere on his website (a few months back) he mentioned about how he plans to get married to a actual person in real life (although he did not mention Flutter, it could still be a possibility).

And another thing to keep in mind, Chris was with Flutter looking animals in a pet store and often couples adopt pets together.

Then he attempted to troll everyone by having gullible viewers think that he may be expecting a child (and yes, I am well aware this was false, but it still hints that something is going on because Chris immediately rushed to retract his statement).

Maybe they definitely are dating and they’re in one of those weird long distance relationships like those freaks on 90 Day Fiance, but are trying very hard to make us think they’re not (and doing a good job at it).
 
I know it has already been brought up and we don’t have concrete evidence to support this and Gibi is known to be unreliable source, but what are people’s thoughts on this?

I was randomly search Chris content and found a month old video from Gibi which shows a few clips from one of Chris’s live streams and he mentions his "wives" from his poly marriage to his Sonichus and then he pauses for a few seconds and stares vacantly and mutters "Flutter"


(Clip mark 4:52)

And then somewhere on his website (a few months back) he mentioned about how he plans to get married to a actual person in real life (although he did not mention Flutter, it could still be a possibility).

And another thing to keep in mind, Chris was with Flutter looking animals in a pet store and often couples adopt pets together.

Then he attempted to troll everyone by having gullible viewers think that he may be expecting a child (and yes, I am well aware this was false, but it still hints that something is going on because Chris immediately rushed to retract his statement).

Maybe they definitely are dating and they’re in one of those weird long distance relationships like those freaks on 90 Day Fiance, but are trying very hard to make us think they’re not (and doing a good job at it).
Either that or Flutter is manipulating him by claiming to see the same stuff Chris does. With how retarded Chris is, and unimaginative his ideas/characters are, not to mention repetitive (CPU Goddess/Jesus larp is the same thing but with different names), it could be very easy to figure out how to interact with Chris and anticipate/play on his delusions.

To Chris, he would immediately fall for it without a second thought especially if it was coming from a woman.
 
I know it has already been brought up and we don’t have concrete evidence to support this and Gibi is known to be unreliable source, but what are people’s thoughts on this?

I was randomly search Chris content and found a month old video from Gibi which shows a few clips from one of Chris’s live streams and he mentions his "wives" from his poly marriage to his Sonichus and then he pauses for a few seconds and stares vacantly and mutters "Flutter"


(Clip mark 4:52)

And then somewhere on his website (a few months back) he mentioned about how he plans to get married to a actual person in real life (although he did not mention Flutter, it could still be a possibility).

And another thing to keep in mind, Chris was with Flutter looking animals in a pet store and often couples adopt pets together.

Then he attempted to troll everyone by having gullible viewers think that he may be expecting a child (and yes, I am well aware this was false, but it still hints that something is going on because Chris immediately rushed to retract his statement).

Maybe they definitely are dating and they’re in one of those weird long distance relationships like those freaks on 90 Day Fiance, but are trying very hard to make us think they’re not (and doing a good job at it).
I would watch this season of 90 day.
 
Either that or Flutter is manipulating him
I still think she's in cahoots with Praetor. She was basically spotted at the very beginning of the post-jail saga, even before a majority of people who are pretty dedicated followers of his activities were aware he'd been released. And it isn't like she's local, either. She's had to consciously plan to visit him and spend time with him. She knew when he'd be out.

I want to know how long they've actually been in contact with each other and where it all began. And the fact that information about her is so scarce too? There are so few people who do not have a big gaping wound for their opsec too. It doesn't make sense unless she was in on it from the jump.

Fuck, even random people who have stopped to take pictures with Chris on a whim have been doxed by more motivated, vindictive individuals. Just for the hell of it, or to be a dickhead. No rhyme or reason. The best people on the damn site have tried their hand at it and only came up with guesses and nothing concrete. The same fucking autists who have doxed by doorknobs, tablecloths, window placements, color of the walls....

The more I think about it the more I feel like we're playing Go Fish with their chess set.
 
Either that or Flutter is manipulating him by claiming to see the same stuff Chris does. With how retarded Chris is, and unimaginative his ideas/characters are, not to mention repetitive (CPU Goddess/Jesus larp is the same thing but with different names), it could be very easy to figure out how to interact with Chris and anticipate/play on his delusions.

To Chris, he would immediately fall for it without a second thought especially if it was coming from a woman.
Another weird thing about them is when some "fans" spotted Chris at some grocery store (think it was Walmart, can’t remember), they had an attractive girl with them and tried to get her to get Chris’s number and Chris straight up flat out refused.

Normally Chris would immediately agree to anything with an attractive female, but he chose to decline her request (which only makes me suspect even more that him and Cabbage girl could be a couple).

But I ain’t disagreeing with your theory either, there’s a strong possibility she could be trolling him as well and if she is, she’s definitely putting in a lot of effort considering she is more than willing to fly out to the United States to visit him.
I would watch this season of 90 day.
We all would
I still think she's in cahoots with Praetor. She was basically spotted at the very beginning of the post-jail saga, even before a majority of people who are pretty dedicated followers of his activities were aware he'd been released. And it isn't like she's local, either. She's had to consciously plan to visit him and spend time with him. She knew when he'd be out.

I want to know how long they've actually been in contact with each other and where it all began. And the fact that information about her is so scarce too? There are so few people who do not have a big gaping wound for their opsec too. It doesn't make sense unless she was in on it from the jump.

Fuck, even random people who have stopped to take pictures with Chris on a whim have been doxed by more motivated, vindictive individuals. Just for the hell of it, or to be a dickhead. No rhyme or reason. The best people on the damn site have tried their hand at it and only came up with guesses and nothing concrete. The same fucking autists who have doxed by doorknobs, tablecloths, window placements, color of the walls....

The more I think about it the more I feel like we're playing Go Fish with their chess set.
Chris did mention that Praetor helped him get in contact with Cabbage whilst he was in jail in one of his videos.

I don’t know for definite if they are connected because Chris himself has been unreliable in the past with his own information, but it wouldn’t surprise me if she was a part of Praetor.

All of it is just really weird how Chris is so protective of her and refuses to let anybody know any details considering he pretty much gave up everything about his past "sweethearts".

Like, what is it about Egg in particular that makes her so special to Chris and why is she so desperate to hide herself?

Even all of those accounts with leaked photos were very suspicious because they are either new accounts or accounts that have no previous activity on them which makes it look more likely that it’s all a set up.
 
Like, what is it about Egg in particular that makes her so special to Chris and why is she so desperate to hide herself?
Well, for one thing she's a shitty person to be going along with Chris's delusions and another thing is she is into a guy who raped his elderly mother. She deserves whatever comes her way
 
Well, for one thing she's a shitty person to be going along with Chris's delusions and another thing is she is into a guy who raped his elderly mother. She deserves whatever comes her way
I couldn’t agree even more, she definitely is fucked up to be around someone like that.

What if she’s actually worse than Janke and the Idea Guys and we don’t know it?
 
I know it has already been brought up and we don’t have concrete evidence to support this and Gibi is known to be unreliable source, but what are people’s thoughts on this?

I was randomly search Chris content and found a month old video from Gibi which shows a few clips from one of Chris’s live streams and he mentions his "wives" from his poly marriage to his Sonichus and then he pauses for a few seconds and stares vacantly and mutters "Flutter"


(Clip mark 4:52)

And then somewhere on his website (a few months back) he mentioned about how he plans to get married to a actual person in real life (although he did not mention Flutter, it could still be a possibility).

And another thing to keep in mind, Chris was with Flutter looking animals in a pet store and often couples adopt pets together.

Then he attempted to troll everyone by having gullible viewers think that he may be expecting a child (and yes, I am well aware this was false, but it still hints that something is going on because Chris immediately rushed to retract his statement).

Maybe they definitely are dating and they’re in one of those weird long distance relationships like those freaks on 90 Day Fiance, but are trying very hard to make us think they’re not (and doing a good job at it).
The Persona livestream thing is real. He did hesitantly say "Flutter" when talking about his wives. I wonder why it was Flutter and not her name tho, if his viewers were not to hear this.

The thing from the website does describe a new Rosechu form, yeah...

And I still have no idea what that pregnancy shit was about. The message was pretty pretentious and sudden, implying that Chris did have a child on its way, he was in Finland with Flutter two times by that point, and Chris's answer didn't help, which made it more and more believable to me. There's theorethically a possibility that it's still real and Chris faked the message...albeit I very much doubt that's the case.

As for the pics, I doubt they're staged, because it's both not a very effective method of riling up interest, and also because it's an easy way to doxx yourself. Besides, people wouldn't really use their main accounts for pics of Chris now, wouldn't they?

And it changed with the whole pregnancy shit, but casual person MIGHT know who Chris is, but they'd have no idea who Flutter is bar "short = child".
 
I think the idea that Flutter is some kind of paid tard wrangler--either on behalf of Caden or Praetor--is just unlikely. Even if she doesn't live in Finland, she clearly does live far away enough that she obviously has to travel to visit Chris. Charlottesville and especially D.C. have enough people that if someone wanted to hire a dedicated tard wrangler, they would look there first and would most definitely succeed in finding someone.

Whatever is going on with flutter is probably much, much weirder than anything we can glean from blurry photos.

Chris talking about a possible pregnancy was so weird and out of the blue because he was answering a weird question. He wasn't trying to mislead people--he's too retarded to do that--just talking hypotheticals in response to a weird hypothetical question. The fact that farmers were retarded about it is our own fault.
 
I think the idea that Flutter is some kind of paid tard wrangler--either on behalf of Caden or Praetor--is just unlikely. Even if she doesn't live in Finland, she clearly does live far away enough that she obviously has to travel to visit Chris. Charlottesville and especially D.C. have enough people that if someone wanted to hire a dedicated tard wrangler, they would look there first and would most definitely succeed in finding someone.

Whatever is going on with flutter is probably much, much weirder than anything we can glean from blurry photos.

Chris talking about a possible pregnancy was so weird and out of the blue because he was answering a weird question. He wasn't trying to mislead people--he's too retarded to do that--just talking hypotheticals in response to a weird hypothetical question. The fact that farmers were retarded about it is our own fault.
Exactly!

Flutter does seem to actually come from Finland, at least she did once flew to Richnond from Charlotte Douglas. This does basically mean that Flutter is someone who is commited to Chris to a degree that they would travel half the world for him.

And yeah, I did fuck up with "this summer", albeit that was what was written on the CWCki at the time and I did state the information that Chris himself stated. I have no idea where that question came from, and it's a bit too pretentious...
 
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And yeah, I did fuck up with "this summer", albeit that was what was written on the CWCki at the time and I did state the information that Chris himself stated. I have no idea where that question came from, and it's a bit too pretentious...
If Flutter really is a handler, then getting pregnant by Chris is something she really, really wouldn't want to do, yet it is one of Chris's biggest kinks. He already has a history of jumping the gun so to speak with women, like constantly referring to Megan as his girlfriend, even though they were far from it, but it's what Chris wanted, so in his mind, it was going to happen.

It would kind of make sense if he just up and stopped talking about it by being scolded by Flutter or Caden. If she is a handler then it would make sense that she would be spooked by Chris having plans to knock her up.
 
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I think the idea that Flutter is some kind of paid tard wrangler--either on behalf of Caden or Praetor--is just unlikely. Even if she doesn't live in Finland, she clearly does live far away enough that she obviously has to travel to visit Chris. Charlottesville and especially D.C. have enough people that if someone wanted to hire a dedicated tard wrangler, they would look there first and would most definitely succeed in finding someone.

Whatever is going on with flutter is probably much, much weirder than anything we can glean from blurry photos.

Chris talking about a possible pregnancy was so weird and out of the blue because he was answering a weird question. He wasn't trying to mislead people--he's too retarded to do that--just talking hypotheticals in response to a weird hypothetical question. The fact that farmers were retarded about it is our own fault.
I ended up on the Wikipedia page yesterday for schizoid personality disorder and there's a part of the article about how schizoids typically have only one other friend, who is very often another schizoid. Some queer coined it a "union of eccentrics". I think it's exactly what is happening here (conceptually, not literally). The chances of this bitch being a handler is like subterranean levels of possibility.

It's weird how the random account that posted the most recent Chris sighting has yielded absolutely nothing else. Like weve had no other sightings. There isnt one other pic from him while travelling in/to/back from Finland this trip?
 
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My wild speculations:
Perhaps Flutter has convinced Chris she is a true believer in his religious nonsense which would also let her influence and control Chris in ways similar to the Idea Guys such as maybe pretending that she's talked to his harem of fictional characters and they don't want him dating anyone else.

Another speculation is maybe Flutter is actually the one talking some of these photos of Chris in the wild which randomly appear which is why they mention Flutter was there but they just happened to only photograph Chris.
 
Flutter is literally like ramming your head in a brick wall.

These "random photos of Chris and flutter" are the embodiment of a carrot on a string.
Makes for an interesting story to follow. Something you want to check in on.
I've never been a big watcher of TV shows, but I guess this is what it would feel like, except the writers are autistic, and the episodes drop sporadically.
 
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Hello, a lurker here. I'll state straight off the bat that I'm not all that knowledgeable (or interested) in uncovering the timeline of Flutter's appearance or her importance to Chris' story. I have nothing of value to add to any of that. What I'm curious about are the rumors surrounding who she is and where she came from. Hopefully hearing a native perspective will help jog someone else's thoughts on this.

On page 203 of this thread, some users went over the possibility of having found Flutter's old Reddit account. I find it doubtful they're related. "Naapurin Pena" ("Pena from the neighborhood" / "Neighbor Pena") is a sort of a "John Doe" in Finnish speech, a mythical older male person who is referred to by anyone needing to make a vague reference to their surroundings. It's a random Finnish joke used by all ages. Not saying Flutter wouldn't use a username like (because it's peak xD randomzzz~~ ^^ humour) but the likelihood of the Reddit account being related here are very minimal.

The fact the Reddit account could be located to Virkkala on that same page reminded me of some earlier discussion about her possibly being Swedish instead. While I find it highly, highly unlikely she'd be studying Finnish on Duolingo because she's actually a native Swedish speaker living in Finland, I found that consequence somewhat entertaining. If this is somehow, against all odds, true, it would conflict with an early rumor about her being from South Ostrobothnia, which has no notable Swedish speaking communities. Big chance neither is true, but tossing those ideas here anyway.

To continue on the "source: trust me" lane: Flutter strikes me as someone who comes from "old" money. Can't really explain it but there's a certain phenotype of Finnish weebs of Flutter's age bracket that thrived off their well-off, older parents' money and were able to indulge in anime shit in the 2000s, and she just somehow fits that really well. People who have heard her speak have stated that she doesn't seem to have an accent, which to me speaks of an education. ... Probably not a higher education, but an access to the English language from a young age. That hasn't always been a privilege extended to lower class kids in Finland. She also seems well groomed despite wearing clothes a 10-year-old would've worn in 2004, so unless a witness comes forward and says she smells like shit? I doubt she came from poverty or lives in it. Again, not touching that whole rabbit hole with Praetor, but if Flutter is Finnish and is paying for everything when walking Chris around? She's not doing so out of her own pocket. The Finnish government won't let you starve to death but I can't come up with a single social security program that would allow her to live this steadily off the tax payer money in 2025, much less if someone were mooching off her and especially with the amount of shopping they seem to be doing. If she's employed, she could be a teacher with good vacations (see: entire summers off + all national holidays) or something else laid back like that. I still doubt it, because you can't splurge on frequent flights to and from the US with a salary like that. I doubt Flutter is a commission artist or anything either, because I'm fairly sure that income is taxed to the point of not being profitable in the long run - and she just doesn't seem like the type to be working at all, artsy or not.

That's all speculation, but one thing is for sure: She reminds me of an old school ernu, "erilainen nuori", literally "an alternative kid". That got thrown around (and at) weebs in Finland a lot back in the day and brings us to another rumor I've been thinking about a lot recently: The possible lolcow backstory.

If it turns out to be true that she used to inhabit the Finnish internet from 2008 onwards, that might put a dent to the Duolingo/Pena angle. A non-native Finnish speaker wouldn't survive that sort of an environment back in the day. Not saying the Duolingo couldn't still be hers, but if there's any truth to the lolcow theory? I think that should be pursued and dug into.

I think the poster of that message meant to list Desucon and Tracon, not "trad con". For anyone with some extra time to kill, aniki.fi hosts an archive of old anime convention pictures from 2008. It's a long shot but could be a fun side venture.

I'm unwilling to take such leaps of blind faith myself until I know what I'm looking for. Everyone has concepts of a Flutter but that's not going to take me far with extinct Finnish board sites and decaying archives. Kuvalauta doesn't exist anymore, IRC-Galleria is damn near unoperable if you don't know what you're looking for, and if she by chance operated on Vuodatus or something, it's going to be like looking for a needle in a haystack. So, I think the basics need to be figured out before further research can be done:

What sort of a weeb is she?

Zeus (I'm big fan, by the way) writes here that Chris has said her name comes from the MLP character Fluttershy, and it's a known fact they go to MLP conventions together. But that can't be all that can be diagnosed about her, so I'd like for someone a bit more familiar with these sorts of inner workings to figure out what else she might've been into in the past ten years. If the lolcow story from 2008 is true and we now have a Fluttershy in our hands, what happened in the meanwhile? Hetalia? Inuyasha? One Piece? Tokyo Mew Mew? Elfen Lied? A heathen trip to Homestuck? There has to be some residue of her past interests somewhere in her person other than the waifu voice. Figuring this out will help with figuring out what sort of company she has kept, what sort of sites she has used, and what sort of usernames she might have gravitated towards. Has Chris suddenly become interested in something noticeable after Flutter came into the picture? Has some shared hobby come to light other than MLP? Does someone recognize some merch Flutter's wearing? Anything? Those sorts of details would be more helpful than clear pictures of her face when charting out who she is, I think.

The poster of the lolcow backstory also states that Flutter "had explained her condition a long time ago on Kuvalauta". I doubt she's got anything going on with her despite her young looks and short stature, personally. She's not that short. She lived through the peak of the Alexandria's genesis internet and probably made it up because she was craving for attention her parents never gave her, but if there's a genetic condition that could explain her looks, I'd like to hear from that. Finland's population is small and a rare genetic condition could be easy enough to look into, especially if (if) her parents are well off enough to get her diagnosed for something like that. I'm still calling bullshit on there being a condition but I guess it wouldn't hurt to look into that, too.

I won't be active in this thread or KF as a whole, so this is going to be one of those "dump and run" sort of messages because this whole Flutter thing has just been bothering me to no end recently. There's no way there's no digital footprint of her that couldn't be dug up. Her not being chronically online doesn't make any sense. She doesn't make any sense. I hope something new comes up sooner rather than later so I can stop living in constant fear of coming across them out there.
 
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What a long and throrought response. I applaud you for it. Very interesting stuff there. I wish I had more finnish natives to help me out with this.

Other than a large amount of info I have gathered and shared there, I also have some info that I haven't shared there due to the inability to verify it. If you do want to, I can chat woth you over the DM's and we can see if it means anything to any of us. I do also have a few other views on the issue from others, including a Swede, and I have already shared this post with them.

I am glad there are people like you who take time to analyse all of this info and come up with these theories and hypothesis. I am not the best at analysing people from this angle, especially as a Pole myself. I wish we could get anything meaningful that wouldn't be pure speculation nor random conventions and forums she might have been on, but hey, we have what we have.

For now, best wishes to you, or whatever you end these with.
 
Update, Chris and Flutter got spotted in Finland
Hadn't gotten much from the OG poster, but I have managed to find the location on my own.
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It's a food place called Arnolds. This specific one's the Arnolds at the Redi mall, same place as he was spotted at last December.
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He's fucking looking right at the camera. "Spotted" in Finland my rosey red asshole. This is so goddamn staged it's just blatant now. They (Praetor or whoever is dribbling these out) don't even care anymore.
 
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