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Not sure he's looking directly at it.

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Even if he was, it's not necessarily a pose, could just be staring at the weirdo who's taking photos of people in a restaurant.
 
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The American Hedgehog said:
could just be staring at the weirdo who's taking photos of people in a restaurant.
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Once you fuck your mom you kind of waive your right to think other people are wierd for taking pictures of you in public.
And as far as Flutter goes, she should be expecting people to take pictures considering she is sitting across from a guy who was on the International News for fucking his mom.
It would be wierd if random people weren't taking pictures.
 
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The American Hedgehog said:
Not sure he's looking directly at it.

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Even if he was, it's not necessarily a pose, could just be staring at the weirdo who's taking photos of people in a restaurant.
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True it may not be posed, just taken at the perfect time to catch the shot like the Iwo Jima flag planting.

But I am still convinced he knows the pic is being taken and is looking at the camera when he shouldn't.
 
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The cross-eyes(?) kinda remind me of that one infamous pic of Chris at Goochland.
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If anything else, I think this is his straight face, and that's what the Finland photo is of.
 
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Chrus Chundlur said:
Why isn't anybody talking about how hilarious Chris looks on that? I don't know what the hell is he eating, but the fat fuck is trying to shove the whole thing down like some kind of farm animal. It's almost like a giant drinking straw moment in real life.

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Thank you for pointing this out, cause I don't think I've laughed harder at such a potato looking cow as this fuck. Chris really has come full circle, hasn't he?
 
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Chrus Chundlur said:
Why isn't anybody talking about how hilarious Chris looks on that? I don't know what the hell is he eating, but the fat fuck is trying to shove the whole thing down like some kind of farm animal. It's almost like a giant drinking straw moment in real life.

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I never realized how much his head looks like a peanut.
 
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Flutter really does redefine "our backs against the world" as taking a candid photo of her would result in reversing the polarity of the transMergification and thusly counteractively would send her back to Moominland.

Naturally we can't have that. Good call.
 
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Jason Wynn said:
I can’t understand how at the very least Flutter isn’t absolutely put off and disgusted by how this retard eats. I know if I was on a lunch date with someone and they started eating like a fucking toddler it would kill any attraction I had for them.
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I mean if she isn't bothered by the fact that she is eskimo sisters with his mom, I don't see why bad table manners would be the thing that turns her off.
 
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ThatGuyWhoLikes The Chili said:
I mean if she isn't bothered by the fact that she is eskimo sisters with his mom, I don't see why bad table manners would be the thing that turns her off.
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According to this Google search:

"Eskimo sisters" is a racist term that colloquially refers to any two women who have slept with the same man. It may have originated as a reference to pre-colonial Inuit plural marriages. It is not a term that ought to be used, and it is not used by any Arctic indigenous groups.

hmm.

I wonder if Flutter likes Moomins or if she would be insulted to know that we discovered her transdimensional portal.
 
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Jason Wynn said:
I can’t understand how at the very least Flutter isn’t absolutely put off and disgusted by how this retard eats. I know if I was on a lunch date with someone and they started eating like a fucking toddler it would kill any attraction I had for them.
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That Caden Cash has a strong allure.

But I think you're right. Who in the fuck would like watching him cram nearly an entire piece of cake in his mouth, chew with his mouth open, and shower them with crumbs when he tries talking while chewing, because you just know Chris will do all of that.

Remember too, all the while Chris has never learned how to properly release body gas, so she's audience to him loudly belching and blowing huge farts at random times.
 
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About 2 years ago when Flutter first popped up on our radar I said it would be "3 weeks at most" until we had her phonebook simply because of the surface level details we knew (Lynchberg VA, age) and her proximity to Chris means she's cursed. Every day when I step out my door to pick up my paper a goose drops an egg on my face.
 
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