Orbiter "Flutter" / "Egg" / "Cabbage Patch" / "Meryl" / "Food Lion lady" - Modern Christory's biggest mystery

[Black Yoshi]

That's assuming it's Chris doing the gayop.
Caden has succesfully managed to vanish off the records entirely after being doxxed two years back. The only thing we got on him since is that court case that confirmed he lives at Big Island now.
If he's behind it as a coverup for Flutter, that'd make more sense.
Then again, not theorising anything and just seeing how it develops.

Chris has a tell, even if he isn't pulling the strings his poker face is nonexistent. You could tell he was under duress when he would sing in that growling yoda like tone.

 

[ye's Official KF Burner]

This is the last time Chris tried a gayop.

This time he has tard wranglers including a woman telling him what to do and psychiatric meds.

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

Folks. I have made a great discovery.
It's not something I'm able to figure out on my own, however.
It all has been buried in the house pictures that Chris took.
I've actually searched any and all previous pics of the place Chris has posted on Twitter and Bluesky to look for more of this, but he doesn't seem to have slipped up in either of them.

But before I reveal the main thing, I have a few smaller things which I am not exactly able to figure out.
First, the four main pics from the ebegging post.


So.
From least important to most.
This is the picture of the table in Chris's streaming room, as confirmed by this thingy being visible in the Part 3 of the Sonic 06 steam and in the Grounded Deep Response.


Then, the laptop stickers. The laptop seems to be the same old one he got back in 2021, but it has a few stickers on it now. I am not sure what a lot of these are from, I suspect some random furry shit Chris has bought or from the conventions he's been on.


The more interesting shit starts here.
See, in all four of these pictures, you can see this...post card? I have no idea what this thingy is, I mainly got these things as birthday cards.


It's impossible to read the whole text on it, but what you can read is interesting.
The date at the side means it's from May 10th, 2025 (theoretically could be any year, though I doubt it, especially as we've never seen it prior). It could mean, therefore, that this card is from Finland, as Chris's first confirmed US appearance was a livestream from May 17, then a sighting a day later.
The photo is of Chris Chan on a weird background and with a weird filter over him, which reminds me of the type of thing my school photographers would do in class photos. Could be taken at a photobooth.
The text at the top is impossible to read in full, but the words "PAVILLION", "PHOTOGRAPH" and "ULTRA IMAGE" are readable.
Below it, we can read "PHOTOGRAPH REPRESENTS" "...ONS OF YOUR HEART"
At the bottom, we cannot read the left text, but the right we can, and reads "Left/Feminine".
The title is "...Expression of Light".
No idea what the fuck that's about.

However, the big thing in those images is something that I haven't seen in any other image Chris posted of his house online. A detail that I almost missed and have only noticed it when I tried to analyse that postcard for details.
A photo, next to a Sonichu medallion that doesn't appear to be of Chris's make.

It shows Chris...it appears next to someone...possibly Flutter (of course obscured as always) in front of some building.
I have no idea about what this place is and I bet the GeoGuessers can figure it out.
I've wanted to post it here anyway due to that postcard, but the photo...this one thing that we have all missed...just leads to so many questions...
What do you think of this?

Update: I used a photo AI for help, and it have me...an interesting answer.

Spoiler: Copy and pasted so you can use it easier.

The image appears to be digitally generated rather than captured by a camera, though it may represent one of these locations:

1. Finland
- Helsinki, GPS location around: 60.160805,24.918120
- Kilo, GPS location around: 60.160790,24.918085
- Lahti, GPS location around: 60.272514,24.763184
- Kittilae, GPS location around: 60.272514,24.763184
2. Braendoe
- Mariehamn, GPS location around: 60.160866,24.918083

Hmmm...certainly possible. This is the Helsinki address, I got it consistently whenether I narrowed down the search to Finland. Certainly possible, though finding the right angle might be difficult, especially with the limitations of the Google Maps.

 

[Varis]

Hmmm...certainly possible. This is the Helsinki address, I got it consistently whenether I narrowed down the search to Finland. Certainly possible, though finding the right angle might be difficult, especially with the limitations of the Google Maps.

I think it's from a local amusement park, Linnanmäki. There seems to be a sign on top of the building and a structure that looks like a crane or part of a roller coaster. It's also closer to the area where Chris has been sighted in the past.



I can scout it out tomorrow.

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

I think it's from a local amusement park, Linnanmäki. There seems to be a sign on top of the building and a structure that looks like a crane or part of a roller coaster. It's also closer to the area where Chris has been sighted in the past.

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I can scout it out tomorrow.

Oh. Oh shit. We're getting somewhere.

This specific location is very feasable. Almost the right angle. The trees cover it, but if you went there in the winter/early Spring, you wouldn't have an issue with the trees anyway.

Now Chris can no longer deny being in Finland.

 

[No Batty Boys in Jamaica]

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Damn RFK Jr is a ween.

 

[Kokenami]

Well, the only times Chris has ever had sex (that we know about) is when it was illegal (and got in trouble the second time) and questionable.

Yeah, no shot anyone would ever actually consent to having sex with Chris without money being exchanged first. Even then, if I was a hooker, 100 grand minimum to touch his uncunt.

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

No idea what the fuck that's about.

I bet it's some sort of photographing that will "capture your true aura or something". You know, like a mood ring but it "senses" the "waves" your aura gives off.

Despite the Jesus crap, Chris bitten into the new age stuff pretty hard, even before jail.

 

[Black Yoshi]

Oh. Oh shit. We're getting somewhere.
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This specific location is very feasable. Almost the right angle. The trees cover it, but if you went there in the winter/early Spring, you wouldn't have an issue with the trees anyway.

Now Chris can no longer deny being in Finland.

Chris got doxxed by a door knob and potentially a rollercoaster.

 

[Kokenami]

Despite the Jesus crap, Chris bitten into the new age stuff pretty hard, even before jail.

That mixed in with the dimensional merge and self-deification shit and you have a schizo clusterfuck of spirituality.

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

Chris got doxxed by a door knob and potentially a rollercoaster.

It makes perfect sense.
After all,

 

[ASeabear8952]

Zeus you fucking genius.

The things the power of autism is capable of.

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

Zeus you fucking genius.

The things the power of autism is capable of.

Not my finest moment, ngl. Couldn't even get the location on my own.
I am working one other thing atm, but it's highly dependant on one pretty unreliable person, which seems to have lost an access to their main account since and the alt they use atm is very rarely used by them too, to finish, hence why it took so long. Planning to release that soon. Nothing that big, but still pretty interesting.

 

[FinnSven]

Yeah, no shot anyone would ever actually consent to having sex with Chris without money being exchanged first. Even then, if I was a hooker, 100 grand minimum to touch his uncunt.

To be fair, even Chris is not as horrific to some of the clients a prostitute will have had to endure.

 

[King Metalia]

To be fair, even Chris is not as horrific to some of the clients a prostitute will have had to endure.

Didn't the prostitute Chris was with quit prostitution the day after screwing him?

 

[Black Yoshi]

It makes perfect sense.
After all,
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[Kokenami]

Didn't the prostitute Chris was with quit prostitution the day after screwing him?

According to the CwCki that seems to be the case, but a lot of that situation is mired in uncertainty.

In May, Chris told his mother Barbara Chandler about having gone to a prostitute, and he claimed that her response was, "I would have had sex with you myself, Christian."

Also some very ominous words from Barb in this article, if true.

 

[Black Yoshi]

According to the CwCki that seems to be the case, but a lot of that situation is mired in uncertainty.
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Jacob Sockness tried to convince Chris that he had a bastard from that encounter. Chris saw right through it.

 

[FinnSven]

Didn't the prostitute Chris was with quit prostitution the day after screwing him?

How the fuck could anyone really know that?

Hookers often change their “professional”names and hair color.

She probably just did that, and got a new work number, if she really didn’t want to fuck Chris again.

 

[Kokenami]

How the fuck could anyone really know that?

Yeah a lot of that is just speculation. She was just some random hooker who, poor soul, had sex with Chris. We don't really know anything about her and there'd be no point in tracking her down since she was just someone doing a job.