Orbiter "Flutter" / "Egg" / "Cabbage Patch" / "Meryl" / "Food Lion lady" - Modern Christory's biggest mystery

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Those first 3 are either dead or just not onion links.
Don't all onion sites have the .onion extension?
Either way, I get an error trying to access them

Also, that imageboard thread is filled with links to signal and telegram groups, shit glows bright
Sipuli is onion in Finnish, just replace the extensions (I have not tried these).

I guess people don't want to post crawlable links.
 
Sipuli is onion in Finnish, just replace the extensions (I have not tried these).

I guess people don't want to post crawlable links.
Damn, ofcourse. The middle link ends with .pet though, no idea what that's about.

Either way, i tried all 3 links and they all give the same error
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I love onions.
Bullshit. Nobody likes onions.
Regarding the call it sounds like such obvious leg pull with Chris speaking in 100% monotone even when raging at the Optimus Prime with a pack/day habit, but I've seen many times that life can be stranger than fiction. It could be legit but whoever the idiot behind it is tried to edit it to seem more legit but fucked it up so badly, it appears blatantly fake.
The name sounds to me like Stallone talking - could be Eileen, Allen, Ali, Eli, Ala, Aeauai or whatever the beaten-up mushmouth was trying to say.
Remember Cleve Blakemoore and Wizardry 8: Stones of Arnhem? The waist-high pile of dildoes, penisaurus etc. all that insanely unbelievable shit turned out to be true, with receipts and official documents.
 
Vastaamo was pwned in 2020 and all patient files including therapist notes were put online. I’m phoneposting and at work but if someone cooler than me wants to look into it, that’d be lit.
There's also pretty sizeable chance of coming up with nada - not everyone was a client of a private therapy center. Might be decent idea to check, sure but wouldn't get my hopes up there.
 
More for the fact that he associates with her. She has to be sucking up to his delusions because people who don't don't last.
Good observation.

But I sometimes get the feeling that she may also be filling in the Barb niche where he has to kiss her ass to some extent, while she in turn has to play along with his delusions.
 
Isn't "filling in the Barb niche" how Chris got himself in trouble to begin with? :tomgirl:
Yes, but that would depend on Aulihanallamama's actual age and/or if she's related to Chris.

I'm still holding on tentatively to the theory that she might be a dowdy spinster cousin or aunt of Cayden's.

And the whole Finnish thing is just something she's into in addition to My Little Pony and weirdos who commit incest rape.

The Peck family is rather strange.
 
Yes, but that would depend on Aulihanallamama's actual age and/or if she's related to Chris.

I'm still holding on tentatively to the theory that she might be a dowdy spinster cousin or aunt of Cayden's.

And the whole Finnish thing is just something she's into in addition to My Little Pony and weirdos who commit incest rape.

The Peck family is rather strange.
at this point if you told me caden is trying to set it up so that chris is part of his family somehow so that he can make himself the heir of the sonichu fortune that chris keeps locked away from everyone i would be tempted to believe it. things can and will always get odder with chris it seems.
 
at this point if you told me caden is trying to set it up so that chris is part of his family somehow so that he can make himself the heir of the sonichu fortune that chris keeps locked away from everyone i would be tempted to believe it. things can and will always get odder with chris it seems.
The Praetor Empire will only stop when Chris becomes a humble man, acknowledges that he's been a burden to others and sets out to take the steps to be independent.
 
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