Orbiter "Flutter" / "Egg" / "Cabbage Patch" / "Meryl" / "Food Lion lady" - Modern Christory's biggest mystery

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while Cayden is in Missouri.
Caden's living with Chris in the Praetorium right now. The court records from his February 2025 speeding charge state he's registered in Big Island.
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Does that break his three year long probation period? I have no fucking idea.
 
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Caden's living with Chris in the Praetorium right now. The court records from his February 2025 speeding charge state he's registered in Big Island.
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Does that break his three year long probation period? I have no fucking idea.

I still think that Chris is in a cuckold relationship
out and about he goes around with Flutter and talks about how she's his gf
meanwhile in the Praetorium house.

Chris is sitting in the cuck chair playing, meditating or some shit whilst Caden's banging Flutter.
 
I still think that Chris is in a cuckold relationship
out and about he goes around with Flutter and talks about how she's his gf
meanwhile in the Praetorium house.

Chris is sitting in the cuck chair playing, meditating or some shit whilst Caden's banging Flutter.
Considering Caden looks like a lesbian, his testosterone is probably so low that he can't even have sex
 
Tbh BROTHER if praetor is willing to buy that big-ass house for Chris, I don’t think it’s unreasonable for them to kick a spergy chick some cash to mind him while Cayden is in Missouri. Right or wrong, they clearly see him as an investment, and people have done more for less.
I have a theory about the house:

If I understand it correctly, it has multiple separate living spaces and Caden/Praetor purchased it as an investment property. Of course, it's a tough sell for a normal person to live there because it's out in Bumfuck VA, its architecture is weird, it's on that major road, and who knows what else. So it seems Chris is the only tenant.

But that might be enough. According to the real estate records, it was pretty affordable to purchase, and I'm sure Caden is overcharging Chris. It's probably a fairly stable arrangement. Chris gets his 'tard bux every month no matter what, and Caden probably set up some autopayment arrangement for him to ensure he gets his rent before Chris has a chance to waste it on fast food, toys, sports bras, and whatever other junk he buys. And it's not as if Chris is going to move somewhere else. Could you imagine him shopping for an apartment like a normal person? Giving references, putting down a deposit, etc? He can't do it. So Caden can be virtually guaranteed to keep collecting rent in perpetuity until the place is paid off.

When the alternative is the risk of a tenant losing a job, or relocating, or throwing wild parties, or cooking meth or something, post-jail Chris isn't the worst tenant out there.
 
I still think that Chris is in a cuckold relationship
out and about he goes around with Flutter and talks about how she's his gf
meanwhile in the Praetorium house.

Chris is sitting in the cuck chair playing, meditating or some shit whilst Caden's banging Flutter.
Liquid Christine once made good fanart of that. A shame that she's now moved on to making porn of Beetlejuice Beetlejuice.
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I have a theory about the house:

If I understand it correctly, it has multiple separate living spaces and Caden/Praetor purchased it as an investment property. Of course, it's a tough sell for a normal person to live there because it's out in Bumfuck VA, its architecture is weird, it's on that major road, and who knows what else. So it seems Chris is the only tenant.

But that might be enough. According to the real estate records, it was pretty affordable to purchase, and I'm sure Caden is overcharging Chris. It's probably a fairly stable arrangement. Chris gets his 'tard bux every month no matter what, and Caden probably set up some autopayment arrangement for him to ensure he gets his rent before Chris has a chance to waste it on fast food, toys, sports bras, and whatever other junk he buys. And it's not as if Chris is going to move somewhere else. Could you imagine him shopping for an apartment like a normal person? Giving references, putting down a deposit, etc? He can't do it. So Caden can be virtually guaranteed to keep collecting rent in perpetuity until the place is paid off.

When the alternative is the risk of a tenant losing a job, or relocating, or throwing wild parties, or cooking meth or something, post-jail Chris isn't the worst tenant out there.
Caden isn't the sole owner of the property. Essentials Estate LLC is also involved. Caden also transfered his ownership of the property onto Thomas Licec Cecil, who seems to swap locations, jobs and GF's on a pretty consistent schedule. Possible that more tenants are on property, as Chris only uses one fourth of the house.
That being said, that's what I believe is going on and how Chris lost so much money so fast. The rent or whatever Caden is charging him is too much for him to handle.
What are the chances some rando on the subreddit is just gonna drop it one day?
That, or one could just drop a massive leak on her one day like I once did with Caden.
That bloated ego of his is more corpulent than his malformed body.


Can you imagine the freakshow that must be?
I think I can. Even more sedation and financial overlords.
 
Caden's living with Chris in the Praetorium right now. The court records from his February 2025 speeding charge state he's registered in Big Island.
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Does that break his three year long probation period? I have no fucking idea.
"Will tonight be the night we push the beds together, Cadence?"

"Good night, Cash-Chan."
 
I still think that Chris is in a cuckold relationship
out and about he goes around with Flutter and talks about how she's his gf
meanwhile in the Praetorium house.

Chris is sitting in the cuck chair playing, meditating or some shit whilst Caden's banging Flutter.

It's more likely that Flutter is the one being cucked here. Considering Chris chose Barb over Fiona I wouldn't put it past him to cuck Flutter with her very own mummi.
 
What are the chances some rando on the subreddit is just gonna drop it one day?
She really it does seem like some random nobody from Finland.

Maybe she doesn't have a family and they left her a good chunk of money, or she's just someone with a regular job like a nurse or something who's using all her retirement savings on Christard exploits.

Cuz she's a nobody who has nobody

Sad
 
She sought out a mother fucker while he was in prison, she's fucked in the head. Probably crazier than he is because at least he didn't try to pen pal incestuous inmates.
That's exactly what I was thinking.

If she hadn't sought out that dirty mofo I might feel some sympathy for her but the fact she did that AND has taken an semi-active hand in sabotaging the lulz, well...

Neither are forgivable.
 
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