Orbiter "Flutter" / "Egg" / "Cabbage Patch" / "Meryl" / "Food Lion lady" - Modern Christory's biggest mystery

That Guy Who Likes The Chili said:
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How hard is it to just put your phone on video mode and just walk up to her and shove it in her face?
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Yeah, taking a clear image of what is essentially a passerby that people here also encourage not engaging with isn't as easy as a lot of people in this circle make it out to be. It shouldn't be much of a shocker that we don't have too many clear images of her face. The closest we have to that is probably that one image where they were at the pet shop.
 
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PsychoNerd said:
Yeah, taking a clear image of what is essentially a passerby that people here also encourage not engaging with isn't as easy as a lot of people in this circle make it out to be. It shouldn't be much of a shocker that we don't have too many clear images of her face. The closest we have to that is probably that one image where they were at the pet shop.
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Not to mention, while you are able to snap pictures of people, at least the finnish law can get bit iffy when publishing those images to the internet without subject's permission. So you'd need to be discreet about it too.
 
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Dr.Notzi said:
What are the chances that Flutter is some kind of eacort arranged by the Praetors just to accompany Chris?
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If you mean "escort", then the chances are good.
Flutter probably fills several roles for Chris.

Also, heheheh

Chris needs a babysitter. Maybe one of his conditions for release was that he had to have some sort of caregiver or something and flutter flew down to apply for the job.

That would explain some of the outings like going grocery shopping and stuff but obviously they're companions of an unclarified nature. Dual roles.
 
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Dr.Notzi said:
What are the chances that Flutter is some kind of eacort arranged by the Praetors just to accompany Chris?
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I wouldn't entirely rule that out. Even if they didn't specifically hire Flutter beforehand, Chris had to have told them about her. Chris similarly did this with the Watchmen when he was close to them.
 
Dr.Notzi said:
What are the chances that Flutter is some kind of eacort arranged by the Praetors just to accompany Chris?
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Personally I've ruled it out completely at this point. It was a plausible theory early on, but the longer this goes on for and the more we see Flutter with Chris the less likely it seems. There's no way Caden would be shelling out what must be thousands of dollars worth of international flights for each of them just to facilitate them meeting up. I'm definitely of the mind that they met organically and Caden/Praetor just sort of went along with it.
 
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That Guy Who Likes The Chili said:
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How hard is it to just put your phone on video mode and just walk up to her and shove it in her face?
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I'm afraid you're expecting too much.

For one thing, I feel like the people taking the pictures care far more about Chris than they do the people he's with.

But setting that aside, while imaging technology is continuously improving, we're still not to the level of "zoom and enhance" features of fiction -- especially in video mode.

"Full" HD is 1920x1080 pixels or about 2 megapixels -- comparable to a still camera in 1999. Even if it's set to 4K, that's barely over 8 megapixels -- so call it a 20-year-old still camera.

Then there's the crop factor. Cell phone cameras have fairly wide angle lenses, so unless you're very close to the subject, you'll have to "digitally zoom" in, which is really just cropping down the image, cutting that already meager resolution down significantly.

And say you get up close, well, then you have to deal with the blur factor. Jam a camera in someone's face and they're going to react with movement -- and if you try to be inconspicuous about it by casually walking by pretending you're talking on the phone, then you are moving. It'll become a challenge to find a frame that isn't obscured by motion blur under those conditions.

I am similarly frustrated by the lack of high quality images of this little weirdo's face, but it's just not very easy to do.
 
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King Kiwi said:
Not sure if this has been posted elsewhere, I went back a few pages, but there's another Flutter sighting.

https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Sightings_(2025)

Chris lookin slim and dare I say trim in oversized blue and white shirt.

The Classic stripes make a comeback.

Flutter seems oblivious to being photographed, so maybe she's not as sniper-focused as we would assume and has only been lucky so far or they just don't care anymore.
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Flutter's plan is working. She will turn Chris into a proper Chris-Chud Sonichu, infamous superstar developer of a globe-wide known franchise of Sonichu. Chris wanted a girlfriend from the ground up, but now he is becoming the boyfriend from the ground up. History may not repeat, but it rhymes.

Ripped for her pleasure, you dang dirty trolls! Mmmh yeah, you will regret messing with me, mmmhhyeah!

Your face when Chris will soon be slimmer than most of the Farms userbase.
 
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Male Idiot said:
Flutter's plan is working. She will turn Chris into a proper Chris-Chud Sonichu, infamous superstar developer of a globe-wide known franchise of Sonichu. Chris wanted a girlfriend from the ground up, but now he is becoming the boyfriend from the ground up. History may not repeat, but it rhymes.

Ripped for her pleasure, you dang dirty trolls! Mmmh yeah, you will regret messing with me, mmmhhyeah!

Your face when Chris will soon be slimmer than most of the Farms userbase.
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If anything, it's mostly Flutter excercising, I doubt they do any position other than cowgirl...
 
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Apustajan apustaja said:
The whole poing of evolving is elevating the dogs to our level, not regress to theirs.

Having some connection to Rauma explains why Flutter looks like a retard midget.
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I mean, prime access to ass and pussy, deep penetration, perfect look of the ass, you can grab the boobs from behind...
 
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Zeus Blue Thunder said:
That's doggystyle.
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The former Mrs. Clit always preferred it. There's a lot more you can do then with Missionary or even cowgirl.

This however now makes me envisage Chris taking Flutter to pound-town. That is wrong.

Didn't we run someone off this thread for thirstposting about Flutter riding the autistic dong?
 
The Un-Clit said:
The former Mrs. Clit always preferred it. There's a lot more you can do then with Missionary or even cowgirl.

This however now makes me envisage Chris taking Flutter to pound-town. That is wrong.

Didn't we run someone off this thread for thirstposting about Flutter riding the autistic dong?
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My Earnest Opinion, yes.
I am sad to say he was right in everything he said.
 
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King Kiwi said:
Zeus, please shut the fuck up.

Please. We get it.
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I mean, no new updates, might as well mention that.

Well, there's one.Z
From Kiwi Farms.
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First time Chris was spotted attempting to communicate with Finnish.
Flutter once again doesn't talk at all.

Though nothing that special.
 
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