Orbiter "Flutter" / "Egg" / "Cabbage Patch" / "Meryl" / "Food Lion lady" - Modern Christory's biggest mystery

[PsychoNerd]

I think he's still "trans" since he still has long hair and dresses like an elderly woman but is more half assed about it

Chris barely even gives a rat's ass about his hygiene/fashion/general presentation and still deems himself a paragon of femininity.

There doesn't always have to be some outside force influencing these bad tastes.

 

[An YTMND User]

Don't underestimate Chris. Even back a few years after 2007, people thought he was all milked out. Flash forward to pre July 2021 and people assumed he had just settled into a rut and would never return with antics. Boy were we all wrong.

There could be any number of things that could happen.

I'm pretty sure the moment the partnership with Preator is over something will happen.

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

I'm pretty sure the moment the partnership with Preator is over something will happen.

My money's riding on Caden getting him addicted to fent and dumping him off on skid row in Richmond or Baltimore.

 

[King Kiwi]

My money's riding on Caden getting him addicted to fent and dumping him off on skid row in Richmond or Baltimore.

Caden is laying so low that I think the last thing we know about him is that he's staying with Chris but not much else.

But although I wouldn't bet money on it, I wouldn't be surprised if Chris finally gets his irl poly whatever the fuck it is.

 

[Black Yoshi]

Trying pimeyes again and I found this.

Looks to be a cow crossover: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/ashley-jones-xxderrickdabeastxx-dill-weed.183662/ , I've searched the dukenukemis.cool url but have yet to come across the image.

 

[8888]

Looks to be a cow crossover: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/ashley-jones-xxderrickdabeastxx-dill-weed.183662/ , I've searched the dukenukemis.cool url but have yet to come across the image.

The image was in Ashley's monthly column for October.

https://dukenukemis.cool/monthlycolumn-10-05-2024/ [Archive]

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Trying pimeyes again and I found this.

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Looks to be a cow crossover: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/ashley-jones-xxderrickdabeastxx-dill-weed.183662/ , I've searched the dukenukemis.cool url but have yet to come across the image.

Yeah, definitely not same person

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

The image was in Ashley's monthly column for October.
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https://dukenukemis.cool/monthlycolumn-10-05-2024/ [Archive]

"Legal Loli" is a great name for Flutter. I bet that would piss Chris off to no end.

 

[Black Yoshi]

Yeah, definitely not same person

Not what I was implying. I figured there would be a sea of schizobabble about Chris and Flutter with a slim chance of maybe some usable info. Most likely the former.

 

[King Kiwi]

Maybe Flutter has progeria

 

[poopinmy_line]

Flutter is a strange, ageless creature from the forests of Finland. Despite numerous attempts to photograph her, every image ends up blurry, washed out, or strangely corrupted, as if the camera itself can't focus on her. Some whisper that Flutter is a forest spirit, others claim she’s a lost child that became caught between worlds during the dimensional merge.

 

[Black Yoshi]

Maybe Flutter has progeria

This is progeria:

 

[AnOminous]

This is progeria:

Amazingly Tsimfuckis is still alive. He's 32.

 

[No Batty Boys in Jamaica]

My money's riding on Caden getting him addicted to fent and dumping him off on skid row in Richmond or Baltimore.

Chris would fit right in in Kensington. Shit would be so funny.

This is progeria:

Daniel Larson also almost certainly has some kind of progeria (not the severe form like Adalia Rose Tsimfuckis).

 

[Mr. Racewar1488]

Daniel Larson also almost certainly has some kind of progeria (not the severe form like Adalia Rose Tsimfuckis).

Nah, that's what happens when you're homeless, covered in scabies, and unable to save Grace VanderWaal from terrorists.

 

[Black Yoshi]

Amazingly Tsimfuckis is still alive. He's 32.

He stopped making videos because he lost the ability to speak.

Chris would fit right in in Kensington. Shit would be so funny.

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Daniel Larson also almost certainly has some kind of progeria (not the severe form like Adalia Rose Tsimfuckis).

Progeria would've shown itself at birth. He'd look like one of the post office aliens from MIB 2 by his teens.

 

[King Kiwi]

This is progeria:

Duly noted.

 

[Rogowski]

I always assumed Daniel's haggard appearance was mostly attributed to dehydration. He was homeless and was never spotted with a water bottle for years

 

[WonderWino]

The sightings are always interesting a little bit because you never know where Chris is going to end up but then you've got people trying to fake AI calls as Chris being tricked into admitting the bitch's name.

Reading that i'm surprised none of the trolls have tried to get it out of him by using an AI voice of sonic from the cartoon tv series to ask him questions

 

[scathefire]

Reading that i'm surprised none of the trolls have tried to get it out of him by using an AI voice of sonic from the cartoon tv series to ask him questions

Don’t give weens ideas. Please.