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In spirit, this fella's far closer to Bob the Enzyte Guy. Trojan Man sells a product that's actually useful.
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Honestly It's too perfect to be coordinated. Like the planetary alignment- It happens rarely but when it does it's natural and truly sublime.
FM also a beacon for spergs. Take these positive reviews left on the comic's amazon page-
http://www.amazon.com/Foreskin-Man-...004PLO8JE?pageNumber=1&filterByStar=five_star
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It has the same problem as Assigned Male of being something presented in a children's format that creepily obsesses about children's genitals. No normal person does shit like this.
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Not to mention the outright racism of the whole thing. He just had to make the main villian Shylock Zip Coon in a country where circumcision was popularized by Anglo-Saxon temperance advocates.
This Aryan mope probably thinks the Yids took English occupational surnames; lived in poverty for centuries before moving to the New World as a means of secretly indoctrinating the nation with Jewery; then used their sheenie-magic to rise to the top of the temperance movement.
For him to think otherwise would mean his forefathers in the master race either disagreed with him, or thought those yamaka-wearers selling rubens to gentiles had some good ideas. Can't very well have the glorious bloodline that brought the world Amon Göth, Jeffrey Dahmer, and Andy Dick meet a disgrace like that.
The Drano used to polish the brother-sister genes that make up your ass can't be tainted by Jewish Niggerism, can it Foreskin Man?
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Looking at this comic, it seems to be a total parody - Along the same lines as "Battle Pope", which also got offended-spergs up in arms hilariously.
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It's a Poe. He's deadly serious.
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My problem is that the comic takes itself way too seriously. Face it, you're not going to be able to make a serious, heartfelt action epic with characters named Foreskin Man or Vulva girl, but the series also lacks humor. It feels like an unintentional self parody that doesn't even manage to be funny. Art is pretty decent though save for some anatomical incosistencies.
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OK, people, can we save discussion of the practicality and morality of circumcision for Ass Manager's honeypot threads or mockery of Connor? Get back to mocking the hilarious foreskin-themed Jack Chick-level subtle failed propagandist, for there is where the humor lies.
I've taken the liberty of deleting the off-topic faggotry. Keep it on course or face threadbans.
I've taken the liberty of deleting the off-topic faggotry. Keep it on course or face threadbans.
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I'm not sure whether to rate this post winner or a-log.
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I have a vague recollection from when I first discovered Foreskin Man that the creator had said something to the effect that it was supposed to be kind of silly because people are more receptive to entertainment than the usual "here are my grievances" type of activist brochures/leaflets/whatever.
this isn't what I'm remembering, but he expressed a similar sentiment in one of the first things I found on the google machine:
http://heebmagazine.com/interview-with-matthew-hess-of-foreskin-man/26787
Matthew Hess said:
EDIT: Foreskin Man: Origins?
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Why doesn't foreskin man have related superpowers like smegma blasts or grossing out his sexual partners?
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another bit of explanation for "why comics". (trigger warning: VICE): http://www.vice.com/read/matthew-hess-wants-to-save-your-babys-foreskin
Gawker With More Money: If circumcision is such an important issue, why make some silly comic about it?
Foreskin Man Man: The idea behind it was to touch people on an emotional level. I was unable to reach a lot of people by talking and I’ve been a comic book fan my whole life.
it's Foreskin Man canon that all women love uncut dicks and are not satisfied by circumcized peen.
Gawker With More Money: If circumcision is such an important issue, why make some silly comic about it?
Foreskin Man Man: The idea behind it was to touch people on an emotional level. I was unable to reach a lot of people by talking and I’ve been a comic book fan my whole life.
it's Foreskin Man canon that all women love uncut dicks and are not satisfied by circumcized peen.
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Has Hess ever been introduced to a certain circumcised Mississippi negro by the name of Fredrick Lamont? Or a fat New York Semetic fellow by the name of Ronald Hyatt?
Either way, I win.
One brings me closer to 10,000+ poz-rates, the other brings me closer to the top neg-rates of anyone on the site.
Either way, I win.
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It went from what seemed like an erectile dysfunction ad to some guy doing a punisher/mad max impersonation pretty fast didn't it?
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Never understood the foreskin hype.
Uncircumcised dicks are gross, and I would not have sex with them.
Uncircumcised dicks are gross, and I would not have sex with them.
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the doctor who he wants to kill for circumcising him also happens to have this Dr. Jekyll/Mr. Hyde thing going on where the presence of an infant male will cause him to hulk out until either he chops off a foreskin or gets knocked out by Foreskin Man. that character was in the first issue.
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This is what foreskin spergs actually believe.
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Lol he wears a fake mustache and soul patch.