Foreskin Restoration

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This is... a really odd thing to see. I applaud your courage OP. But uh... Why come here and do this?
 
Do spend a lot more time at the urinal now?

Do gently stroke the foreskin between your thumb and fore finger while whispering sweet little nothings to your pee pee, disregarding the men standing next to you?

Do you lick your fingers, then fondle your foreskin like your turning a page in a book when the pages are stuck together?

When you see a Native American piece of pottery at the Museum, do you suddenly salivate because the pot looks like your penis and you want to touch it?

When you go to the beach, do you fantasize about getting sand in your foreskin?

When you go to the aquarium and see a lamprey, do you suddenly get hard because it looks like your pee pee?

Do you ever store extra lint in your foreskin to play with it later?
 
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@Even Odder
HAHAHA GODDEM
 
Duuuuude what if you could just keep regrowing your foreskin and getting circumcised over and over again, then packaging the foreskin and selling it at a premium to those weird Jews that eat it.
 
These insensitive faggots aren't being helpful. As my username implies, I'm a goddamn professional. So glad you joined us this evening!

Okay. The foreskin is lost, the nerve endings are lost, that's over, forever. And that's okay, because good heavens finding a man who can last more than a minute or two is a trial. Is this about sensitivity? You don't need more sensitivity. If you somehow do need more sensitivity, jerk off more gently and less often. That poor thing has been through enough.

The pics with the neo foreskin do not look natural, they look quite bizarre. In the dark, you'll "pass", but I'd love to know what compels you to "pass".

Uncircumcised dicks are icky. They just are. They look bestial, like dog dick. It's revolting. As you age, it will get more horrible - ask any carer in a geriatric home about this for more info.
There are bloodless, painless circumcision options now, such as the plastibell - infants aren't being traumatized anymore in modern facilities.

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Your dick appears skinny. To me, this is the most egregious offense. The incredible stretch of a big, thick penis is the entire point of being with a man. If your dick improves considerably when erect, I'd love to see, but as it stands, 3/10, would not bang.

TL;DR - your foreskin is the least of your problems.

P.S - GROOM for the love of jesus, you've got hair up your shaft, ffs.
 
I came into this thread with low expectations, and I'm still disappointed. And disgusted. Definitely very disgusted. All in all, 8/10 thread, at least I got to see what a restored foreskin looks like. Now, where in the settings menu do I find the option to delete this from my brain?

Restoring a foreskin is pathetic and will not improve your life, unless you plan on collecting smeg.
 
look man, im sorry for what you going through but ForeskinSnatcher is retarded. i too got my forskin stolan by a rabbi but you dont see me Crying about it. sex still feels damn good even without the forskin.
 
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My mom used to beat me with an extension cord and my pops just straight up abandoned me and yet both of my parents loved me enough not to let some Jew goblin motherfucker cut a chunk of my dick off. The fact of the matter is that there is no real point in foreskin restoration because the tip of your dong is already desensitized from flopping around unsheathed for all these years.

My understanding is that most women think uncircumcised penises are unattractive.

Most women don't live in the US and therefore don't have a chance to be desensitized by a deluge of mangled cocks. Which is why kikes not only push porn to normalize degeneracy they also push it to normalize genital mutilation so all them European super models don't throw up when hedge fund manager Schlomowitz whips out his snipped schmeckle for the first time.
 
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