Former Celebrities

  • ⚙️ Performance issue identified and being addressed.
  • Want to keep track of this thread?
    Accounts can bookmark posts, watch threads for updates, and jump back to where you stopped reading.
    Create account
drtoboggan said:
Ray Manzarek of the Doors (his legal name, RIP Ray) and Robbie Krieger were the strongest songwriters in the band. Robbie wrote most of Light My Fire.
John Lennon turned into one as well. I love his music and he's the reason I'm a songwriter (one of them at least), but Yoko turned him into a cow.
In comedy, we have Dane Cook and Ned "Carlos Mencia" Holness.
Click to expand...

You bring up a very interesting name that I'm surprised took this long to appear. Back in the ancient times of Myspace, I emailed Carlos Mencia to let him know how unfunny he was. I mean as in really tore into him. You gotta love what social media has done to make "celebrities" like Mencia accessible to their fans...like me! He emailed me back, but I deleted it without reading it because Myspace used to let you monitor if an email recipient has read your email to them or just deleted it.
 
What about Perez Hilton - No relation to Paris Hilton, though she's likely in the same boat as those on subject. Besides, Perez was always likely worse, as he was just a YouTube celebrity - as in, NOT one at all.
 
Picklechu said:
Nah, Alabama. I'm a complete political junkie, though.


For some reason, I thought he had died until just now. Not sure why I thought that. :\
Click to expand...
His career is dead. I consider Perez a cow. If memory serves, he also posted a crotch slip Miley Cyrus had when she was underage.
 
drtoboggan said:
His career is dead. I consider Perez a cow. If memory serves, he also posted a crotch slip Miley Cyrus had when she was underage.
Click to expand...

Anyone who changes their last name to that of their favorite celebrity to follow is, by definition, not a celebrity. Perez is scum of the highest order. He outs gays people who do not want outing, and thinks that doing so is for the betterment of gays everywhere. He is unable to understand that his antics help perpetuate the negative stereotype of gays that most homophobes have.

My personal favorite YouTube celebrity was Chris "LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE" Crocker. It's rare that I find myself in amused agreement with anything Fox News commentators say, but their reaction to him was probably the funniest. He ended up in porn. Now that's an intelligent use of your fame as a stepping stone for a money making career.
 
drtoboggan said:
Most disgusting has been: Gene "Stereotypical Jew" Simmons. Only good thing he did was help Van Halen.
Click to expand...
Saban and Sidekick were working out a deal with Simmons to make money off stupid crap, their shared skill. They agree on the basic points, then Saban turns to Sidekick and says in Hebrew "now we gut him like a fish". Gene "Born in Israel" Simmons isn't too thrilled with this.
 
Brother, Steiner is a promo god

[youtube]6O8Nr9HFFoo[/youtube]
[youtube]_fe92m7nF7s[/youtube]
[youtube]F-dZGsd2rAY[/youtube]
[youtube]WFoC3TR5rzI[/youtube]
 
My personal most hated: Jenny McCarthy. A woman whose sole claim to fame was being a porn starlet, now viewed with reverence as a lionized hero of the Anti-Vax Movement, whose made claims she "cured" her son's Autism, and leads an army of proud-to-be-braindwashed dolts who put people in my profession at risk via super-bugs. With that kind of stupid, it's personal, and the time I was BTFO for almost a month thanks to an Influenza variant that hit the school we bus for like Nurgle's fetid cock specifically because of a batch of kids with anti-Vaxxer parents just drives the whole thing home.
 
Lol Gene Simmons. I remember my good friend's mom and younger sister were obsessed with that one reality show of his that he did with his family. Her mom even took his relationship advice in regards to why she didn't want to marry her then boyfriend. Something along the lines of "Marriage is an institution and why would why I want to be institutionalized?" Couple of years later, she and her boyfriend break up and she instantly hooks up with another guy. Only a couple of months into her new relationship, she's posting status updates about wanting to marry her new boyfriend. So yeah.
 
Billy West (Voice actor of Doug Funny) molested he's nephew back in the mid 90's. I have a "Benny Hill Theme song" true story about how I know that, I need to post it one of these years.
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top Bottom